[size=9]Turn 15: All Fail Hail The Weasel King[/size]
Plague marine do good job! I go over to him and slice my arm open so he can have a look at the inside.
(6) You slice your arm open, from your wrist to about halfway above your elbow. That...that's...that's a deep wound. you're bleeding everywhere. And it hurts really bad. I think you cut a nerve.
(5) The fact that you are still standing shows that you are either tougher than you look, or too stupid to feel pain. (+2 toughness)
Mumble thanks to marine, wait to see what happens with Alai and act acordingly on the outcome. Also inspect self for any major taint of chaos.
(2) Your self examination takes a back burner when you see Alai cut a massive gash across his arm using his own power blade. you are mortified by this act of self mutilation. However, the marine is happy to heal him, and repairs the damage.
Look around inside whilst rolling around, taking cover and pointing my gun uneccesarily.
(2) You roll around uselessly, acting like some action movie hero. Although unprofessional, you'll admit it's quite fun. The fun ends suddenly when you mange to crash right into the the space marine you were following.
Look over me work, then offer my services to the WAAAAGH!(smallest WAAAAGH ever, but still...)
(6) After recovering from your panic attack, you begin to look over the actual bike to see what kind of upgrades you gave it.
(3+1) Obvious things like the twin linked dakkaguns, ejector seat, turbo (currently empty), cup holder, hidden compartment, self-destruct button, and DVD player you spot instantly, but you also note that there's a skorcha near the front. It's probably connected to the fuel line, so using it and moving at the same time would be a poor choice. There might be some more hidden feature, but you can't see them. You then offer yourself to the Warboss.
(2) The Warboss whacks you over the head with the blunt end of his big choppa for touching his stuff, but otherwise accepts the offer on the condition you don't mess with his stuff without his permission. He then takes the bike and rides off somewhere.
First things first, I grab the largest amount of the biggest guns that I can conceivably carry.
Now, that scratching sound is either some sort of chaos infected nightmare, or rats, in either case: PURGE!
(3) You attempt to grab as much weapons and ammo as you can carry in both arms, collecting anything that might seem useful.
(2-1) However, the electrical burn you had gotten makes it impossible to carry everything, and you are force to drop half of your loot. You leave the room and plan on burning out whatever is making that noise, when something bumps into you. It's the tau, and it seems he followed you. You are ready to give the blueberry the beating of a life time, when the scratching is joined with screeching, and foot steps, and...oh crap.
"New toys!"
Extract the parasites and study them!
(5) Looking over at the other corpses, ready to find something really cool, when you are interrupted with the Eldar again...oh wait, that's a different Eldar. They all look the same to you.
(5) You hear the entire story, about the bite and and the effect, and begin looking into your medkit. You find a small vial labeled "antivenin", then inject the liquid into the non-cut arm. Looking in the gouge, you also find some small round eggs around the area of the bite, and extract them for later. You then stitch up the arm, and tell the Eldar to not do that again. (+2 medic)
Build fort, declare self king of weasel land. Until an opportunity to actually do something presents itself, I might as well work on my fort builder skill.
(3) Out of pure boredom, you name yourself the weasel king, and make yourself a small fort using some of the material you have laying around.
(1) You slap together a lean-to using some broken pieces of concrete as walls with bent girders as support. Almost as soon as you enter it, the thing collapses.
(2) The thing crushes you, trapping you under the bulk of building material. Both you and your servo arms are pinned, meaning someone will have to help you out.
I tell da Mekboy he is one my boyz now. I hop on to my new Warbikk and ride off in search of more Orks.
(4) You tell the Mek that he may join your Waagh!, but not until after you assert your leadership by using his brain pan as a drum. You then take the tricked out Warbikk and go looking for more Orks.
(4) You manage to find a few homeless Orks,
(4)(2) 4 Boyz with just some choppas. They gladly join your Waaagh!, as their old Warboss had his head blown off by a plasma cannon.
Scree!
(2,4) 3 Genestealers appear from the shadow, and run straight for Brother Divum and Shas'Shavon, their only goal is to rip the two apart.
Name: Brother Divum Aequoreus
Gender: Male
Faction: Spess Mehreen
Status:
Burned right handSkills:
Novice Marksman (1/4)
Novice Swordsman (1/4)
Dabbling Debater (1/2)
Novice Tech-marine (0/4)
Debbling Searcher (1/2)
Novice negotiator (0/4)
Equipment: Power Armor, chainsword, boltgun, armful of weapons.
Background: He's a warrior in the service of the goddamn God-Emperor, so he has spent all his life killing stuff that said God-Emperor has deemed heretical or otherwise deserving of death.
Name:Shas'Shavon Monat
Gender:Male
Faction:Tau
Status: Healthy
Skills:
Competent Ambusher (3/8) (+1 to all actions)
Novice Markstau (3/4)
Dabbling Persuader (1/2)
Equipment:Pulse Rifle with marker light,
XV-22 battlesuit,
Rail Rifle.
Background: An excellent shot even for a Tau and with a knack for surviving dangerous missions Shavon was selected for the Special Forces Cadres where he served for only 2 years.
Name: Alai
Gender: Male
Faction: Eldar
Status: Healthy
Skills:
Novice Fighter (1/4)
Novice Markseldar (1/4)
Dabbling Searcher (1/2)
Dabbling Medic (1/2)
Novice Warp Jumper (2/4)
Tough (0/4)
Equipment: Soulstone, Warp Spider Exarch armour, Power Blades, Monofilament Rifle, Jump Generator.
Background: A Warp Spider Exarch of the Altansar craftworld, Alai was separated from his home during the battle for Belial IV. Since there is even less information on Altansar's whereabouts than there is on the other craftworlds, he has yet to return.
Name:Handren Dedra
Gender:Male
Faction: Eldar outcast
Status: Healthy...you hope
Skills:
Competent Markseldar (2/8) (+1 to all To Hit rolls)
Novice Ambusher (0/4)
Novice Searcher (0/4)
Chaos knowledge (0/4)
Equipment: Soulstone, Ranger Long Rifle, Suriken Pistol, torn chameleon cloak, light armor, 2
Plasma Grenades, Melta BombBackground (optional)
Handren was originally from the Craftworld Ulthwe, but took the path of the outcast and became a ranger. He wandered for many years, returning to his Craftworld only in times of need and to accept tasks from the seers.
Name: Gobfang Wortbad
Gender: Male
Faction: Ork mekboy
Status: In Trouble
Skills:
Novice Shoota Boy (0/4)
Competent Mekboy (4/8) (+1 to all actions)
Novice Kunnin' Boy (0/4)
Dabbling improve fighter (1/2)
Equipment: kustom shoota
Grip), 'eavy armor,
Cutting Torch, Mek tools
Background: e's on a quest. A quest to get enuff dakka!
Name: Tooftaka Gitbasha
Gender: Oi! Wuts dat thingz yoo 'umiez wot callz wumminz? Da Orks don' need no wumminz! Weez iz Orks!
Faction: Ork, Whatever group happens to call him Boss at the moment.
Status: Orky
Starting skills: Novice Choppa Ork (3/4)
Novice Warboss (2/4)
Dabbling Rider (1/2)
Starting equipment: Me best Choppa, Me Ol' Armor, Sack o' Teef
Background: A particularly large and capable Ork who fancied himself a leader, who came to the planet in the hopes to gather the best Orks he can find, and get himself a proper Waaaaagh going, with which he can overrun all the other factions on the planet.
Allies: 4 Choppa Boyz (4/5)
Name:RAM
Gender:(Are all plague Troopers Male? The effects of chaos probably make it a moot point regardless...)
Faction: Chaos Space Marines, Nurgle, Plague Trooper.
Status: About as healthy as a corpse.
Starting skills: Novice Cook (2/4)
Competent Medic (1/8) (+1 to all actions)
Novice Swordmarine (1/4)
Novice Persuader (0/4)
Starting equipment: Power Armour, Plague Sword, Plasma gun, cauldron(with food), Used Medi-pack, minus 1 syringe.
Background: An ancient and insane worshipper of Nurgle who seeks to promote health in others so that they are better able to appreciate and maintain Nurgle's gifts.
Name: Sensei
Gender: M
Faction: SPEEEEESSSS MUHREEEEEENS!
Status: Healthy, Trapped, King of Weasel Land.
Skills: Novice Pilot (2/4)
Novice Techmarine (2/4)
Novice Servo Arm User (0/4)
Novice Searcher (0/4)
Equipment: Repair kit, booze (The only necessary ration!), Laspistol,
Servo arms,
LascannonBackground: Marine Flight Engineer. Tendency to drink on the job. Which is why my ship is upside-down in that building over there. Grumpier sober than buzzed.
Name: TA-782C
Faction: Imperium,
Status: Gaping hole in armor, damaged engine.
Skills: Flying, Armored, Carrying Capacity
Equipment: Lascannon
Faction: Imperium
Status: Ready for War.
Skills: Carrying Capacity, Heavily Armored, Machine Spirit
Equipment: Twin Linked Heavy Bolter, 2 Twin Linked Lascannons
Faction:Ork
Status: Healthy, Pink
Skills: Fast
Equipment: TL Dakkaguns, Ejector Seat, Turbo (currently empty), Cup Holder, Hidden Compartment, Self-Destruct Button, DVD Player, Skorcha
3 Genestealers:
Fraction: Tyranids
Status: Heathy, Hungry
Skills: Fleet of claws (+2 speed), multi-limbs (+1 attack)
Equipment: Rending Claws (-1 armor penetration) Hard Carapace (+1 armor)
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