[size=9]Turn 13: The Gang's All Here[/size]
"Dere's me ride! Disn's MINE!"
Jump onto the Pink Bicycle, and then kill anyone unfortunate enough to be crewin' it.
(3) You take the pink bike as your own, flower basket and all. It takes a few minutes to figure out how to adjust the seat, and the bike threaten to bend under your weight, but for the most part seem fine. You are not used to the manual petals, but you give is a little test ride.
(6) you send it off ramps and grind it on exposed pipes, doing insane BMX tricks as the others watch in awe; until you move into difficult terrain.
(1) You smack straight into a wall
(2) and your face hurts, but other wise you're good. The bike looks fine though. (+1 rider)
Through any means necessary, attempt to make it the fastest, deadliest pink bicycle in the galaxy. Well, short of dropping lascannon. I want to hold onto it.
Failing that, I start trekking off, accompanied by the Ork if possible, to look for greener pastures, so to speak.
(2) You can't think of anything that could improve the bike, at least not without some actual equipment. Plus you left the incense at home.
I will follow them to to the others, taking my soup with me(it will take a few more battles for it to be properly delicious.). Spending the time informing them all of Nurgle's love.
If we have time I will perform my previously stated action, otherwise I will save it.
(4) You lift the soup cauldron and follow the others, while spreading the gospel of grandfather Nurgle
(5)(1)(Autofail) The Tau listens to every word you say, treating like it was law. The Warboss however tells you that you're a stoopid git, while Sensei covers his ears and begins shouting "LALALALA I CAN"T HEAR YOUR HERESY LALALALA"
(3) Tooftaka tries to give you his own view on your god, but you simply shrug him off. In the distance you swear you hear someone shout "Medic" (+2 persuader)
Ah. Exactly what I was going to ask you to do, if I could find you. Nothing wrong with asking one of the personification of disease's most loyal servants to fix my friend up.
Okay, with all the baddies gone, I can finally focus on the worm bite. Uh, I'll ask the plague marine about it, and if what he says isn't helpful I will try to stop the infection's progress with my mind. Then open one of the Land Raider's side doors and get in.
(5) scared for your life over what is happening, your proceed to shout for a medic or doctor of some kind. While you wait, you attempt to force the venom out through SURE FORCE OF WILLPOWER! You focus your mind onto the venom, and try to force it out.
(2) But you are unsure if you actually did anything. At least you don't feel any symptoms. You try to open the Land Raider's doors, but apparently whoever is inside had the foresight to lock them.
Lead one group to the other whilst explaining the wonders of the greater good.
(4) You take the others back to the group, all the while explaining the wonders of the Greater Good.
(3)(3)(autofail) However you are to distracted by RAM's own argument, and you are unable to any good point. it works even less with sensei, who simply puts his fingers in his ears and shouts "LIES LIES LIES!" over and over. At least you make it back.
An ork... doing parkour... I recently bought mirrors edge, but I still can't even begin to imagine how that would work(not nearly as graceful as usual I would assume).
Bah! This shoota's no good up close! I'll look for the parts to finish my Klaw.
(6) You look around for some gubbins in order to continue on your project, so you move over to another 'oomie vehicle, and open it up to find two important pieces: a battery to power it, and the pistons to move the large klaws. You begin removing the pieces with care
(4) The battery is half charged, and the pistons are worn, but they will do the job until you find better replacements.
(6+1) you work a storm into putting the parts into the power klaw, and you are that much closer to finishing it. However, there are several exposed wire, and using it risked the chance of getting shocked. you look up from your work and see the Tau had return...with two humans and another Ork. (+1 mechanic)(Gained: Near-Completed Power Klaw)
I lock the hatches of the land raider to prevent anyone from getting in, and then try to get a tactical display of the current state of the planet.
(5) You lock the side doors and hatches to prevent the xeno from entering the sacred tank, and move back to the driver station to use the main screen. You link up to the network in order to see the status of the planet. It would appear that most of the planet has been taken over by... something, as it does not actually say. Alpha 4186 - Delta 7423 seem to still be held by imperial, but several red dots show they are still under attack.
ok we can still see land raider so try to persuade Alai that it's a bad idea to go near that thing. Get out of the city and contact the craftworld.
(3) Your attempts to draw attention to your teammate, but once again you are ignored. at least the pilot locked the door before hand. you attempt to call any local craftworlds
(1) but all you get is static.
Name: Brother Divum Aequoreus
Gender: Male
Faction: Spess Mehreen
Status:
Burned right handSkills:
Novice Marksman (1/4)
Novice Swordsman (1/4)
Dabbling Debater (1/2)
Novice Tech-marine (0/4)
Debbling Searcher (1/2)
Novice negotiator (0/4)
Equipment: Power Armor, chainsword, boltgun
Background: He's a warrior in the service of the goddamn God-Emperor, so he has spent all his life killing stuff that said God-Emperor has deemed heretical or otherwise deserving of death.
Name:Shas'Shavon Monat
Gender:Male
Faction:Tau
Status: Healthy
Skills:
Competent Ambusher (2/8) (+1 to all actions)
Novice Markstau (3/4)
Dabbling Persuader (1/2)
Equipment:Pulse Rifle with marker light,
XV-22 battlesuit,
Rail Rifle.
Background: An excellent shot even for a Tau and with a knack for surviving dangerous missions Shavon was selected for the Special Forces Cadres where he served for only 2 years.
Name: Alai
Gender: Male
Faction: Eldar
Status: Healthy,
Worm biteSkills:
Novice Fighter (1/4)
Novice Markseldar (1/4)
Dabbling Searcher (1/2)
Dabbling Medic (1/2)
Novice Warp Jumper (2/4)
Equipment: Soulstone, Warp Spider Exarch armour, Power Blades, Monofilament Rifle, Jump Generator.
Background: A Warp Spider Exarch of the Altansar craftworld, Alai was separated from his home during the battle for Belial IV. Since there is even less information on Altansar's whereabouts than there is on the other craftworlds, he has yet to return.
Name:Handren Dedra
Gender:Male
Faction: Eldar outcast
Status:
pain, mangled liver,
Light bleeding, bruised kidneys.
Skills:
Competent Markseldar (2/8) (+1 to all To Hit rolls)
Novice Ambusher (0/4)
Novice Searcher (0/4)
Chaos knowledge (0/4)
Equipment: Soulstone, Ranger Long Rifle, Suriken Pistol, torn chameleon cloak, light armor, 2
Plasma Grenades, Melta BombBackground (optional)
Handren was originally from the Craftworld Ulthwe, but took the path of the outcast and became a ranger. He wandered for many years, returning to his Craftworld only in times of need and to accept tasks from the seers.
Name: Gobfang Wortbad
Gender: Male
Faction: Ork mekboy
Status: Orky
Skills:
Novice Shoota Boy (0/4)
Competent Mekboy (3/8) (+1 to all actions)
Novice Kunnin' Boy (0/4)
Dabbling improve fighter (1/2)
Equipment: kustom shoota (fires twice, -1 to hit, Gets Hot!,
Grip), 'eavy armor,
Cutting Torch, Mek tools, near-complete Power Klaw.
Background: e's on a quest. A quest to get enuff dakka!
Name: Tooftaka Gitbasha
Gender: Oi! Wuts dat thingz yoo 'umiez wot callz wumminz? Da Orks don' need no wumminz! Weez iz Orks!
Faction: Ork, Whatever group happens to call him Boss at the moment.
Status: Orky
Starting skills: Novice Choppa Ork (3/4)
Novice Warboss (2/4)
Dabbling Rider (1/2)
Starting equipment: Me best Choppa, Me Ol' Armor, Sack o' Teef
Background: A particularly large and capable Ork who fancied himself a leader, who came to the planet in the hopes to gather the best Orks he can find, and get himself a proper Waaaaagh going, with which he can overrun all the other factions on the planet.
Name:RAM
Gender:(Are all plague Troopers Male? The effects of chaos probably make it a moot point regardless...)
Faction: Chaos Space Marines, Nurgle, Plague Trooper.
Status: About as healthy as a corpse.
Starting skills: Novice Cook (2/4)
Novice Medic (2/4)
Novice Swordmarine (1/4)
Novice Persuader (0/4)
Starting equipment: Power Armour, Plague Sword, Plasma gun, cauldron(with food), Medi-pack.
Background: An ancient and insane worshipper of Nurgle who seeks to promote health in others so that they are better able to appreciate and maintain Nurgle's gifts.
Name: Sensei
Gender: M
Faction: SPEEEEESSSS MUHREEEEEENS!
Status: Healthy
Skills: Novice Pilot (2/4)
Novice Techmarine (2/4)
Novice Servo Arm User (0/4)
Novice Searcher (0/4)
Equipment: Repair kit, booze (The only necessary ration!), Laspistol,
Servo arms,
LascannonBackground: Marine Flight Engineer. Tendency to drink on the job. Which is why my ship is upside-down in that building over there. Grumpier sober than buzzed.
Name: TA-782C
Faction: Imperium,
Status: Gaping hole in armor, damaged engine.
Skills: Flying, Armored, Carrying Capacity
Equipment: Lascannon
Faction: Imperium
Status: Ready for War.
Skills: Carrying Capacity, Heavily Armored, Machine Spirit
Equipment: Twin Linked Heavy Bolter, 2 Twin Linked Lascannons
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