[size=9]Turn 12: All my Friends Know the Land Raider[/size]
(I am so sorry for that.)
He's not getting away that easily! I head off after the whatever-it-is and find out where it's going. Naturally, I shall make liberal use of THE WARP in order to keep up with it while avoiding detection.
(2) You plan on chasing after the creature, to find where it's going, but you realize that not only would you not be able to get reinforcement, but you would leave your only companion with the Ork and the mon'kigh (where ever he went off to). However, you bet that it would most likely come back eventually, like some sort of reoccurring mid-boss. Plus you get distracted by the CHAOS LAND RAIDER THAT JUST BUSTED THROUGH A WALL!
(?) No, it a MONUMENT TO ALL PAIN AND SUFFERING, MADE OF FLESH AND BONES, THE FACES OF A THOUSAND DEAD SCREAMING IN...wait, it's just a Land Raider. Your headache returns...
I unsling my cauldron and brew an invigorating stew, Patches' severed arm disappears...
(3) You take off the cauldron that you lug around for the occasional chance to stretch your culinary skills. Taking what ingredients you have (Read: next to none). You make a nice stew...well, it's more like a soup. You're running low on starch, you need to buy some the next chance you get. you offer some of the stew/soup to the others.
(2)(5) the Tech Priest gives the meal a sour look, and politely tells you that he's already had that part of his body replaced by machinery. The Warboss, on the other hand, is more than happy to try some. He tells you it kinda tastes like squig, which makes you wounder what Patches was made out of.
I get back inside the landraider and ask it if it can drive out of there now. If not I'll remove more obstructions. If it is ready I'll tell it to go outside and prepare for war.
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5) you move back into the Land Raider, and ask the machine spirit if it is able to clear out the rest of the way on it's own. the old engines grind, but what little that continues to stand in the way are easily bushed aside by the the Land Raider girth. The Raider busts through another wall, and you find yourself back outside, where the xenos are shooting at...something. This is the beginning of something very beautiful.
I run up and shoot the spider at point blank range.
(5) You give chase to the spider, doing some impressive parkour moves as you maneuver across building roof tops giving chase, you gun firing all the way.
(2-1)(1) but you find shooting on the move much harder than expected, shots firing off in all directions except the one you want them to.
(4) you begin to feel the gun getting warm, but you're mostly safe.
(1) Vs (3+1) despite your attempt to chase it down, it eventually disappears out of sight. you return back to the other to find the others, and HOLY MORK, A LAND RAIDER!
"I can see insidez ya now, Patches! Yoo ain't got me boyz! Where are dey?"
Yell out to call me boyz to me, and then try to find something to move around in.
(3) You give out a yell to any nearby Orks in the area, but no answer is called. You are in a odd paradox, a Warboss without his boyz. You conclude that you could find some later, and look for a ride
(2) however, aside from a slightly bent (and pink) bicycle, you find no suitable transport for yourself.
Using ranger long rifle put a shuriken in it's skull!
(1) You aim you gun after the creature, but it disappears over the roof top, along with the Ork. you finally get the chance the rest, and adrenaline a run off. that when all the pain hits you at once (4) you clutch your side in pain, but for the most part you are fine
(2) You are still bleeding, you feel light headed, and OH KHAINE IS THAT A LAND RAIDER!?
Oh, hrm, disregard my earlier post if you would be so kind. Not that continuing to fire would be completely out of character.
I scrape a notch on the Lasgun. Victory! I look for a ship to fix (asking the rest of the party if they've seen one first). Obviously, then, fix it.
(2) you scratch a notch on your lascannon (what lasgun?) signaling your kill. You feel a warm spot in you...or maybe you're just overheating. you look around for something to fix, but as shown by the Warboss, there is nothing here to fix nor fly in this area. Although the thought of the huge Ork riding the bicycle and making it fly does make you chuckle.
If Patches is still alive then finish him! If not then head off and search for some more useful things.
(3) You ready to sneak off, when you feel someone grab you from behind. you are turned around to come face to face with a plague marine. He drags you off, taking you to the others, a really big ork, and one of those gru'la mechanics. What do you do now?
Name: Brother Divum Aequoreus
Gender: Male
Faction: Spess Mehreen
Status:
Burned right handSkills:
Novice Marksman (1/4)
Novice Swordsman (1/4)
Dabbling Debater (1/2)
Novice Tech-marine (0/4)
Debbling Searcher (1/2)
Novice negotiator (0/4)
Equipment: Power Armor, chainsword, boltgun
Background: He's a warrior in the service of the goddamn God-Emperor, so he has spent all his life killing stuff that said God-Emperor has deemed heretical or otherwise deserving of death.
Name:Shas'Shavon Monat
Gender:Male
Faction:Tau
Status: Healthy
Skills:
Competent Ambusher (2/8) (+1 to all actions)
Novice Markstau (3/4)
Dabbling Persuader (1/2)
Equipment:Pulse Rifle with marker light,
XV-22 battlesuit,
Rail Rifle.
Background: An excellent shot even for a Tau and with a knack for surviving dangerous missions Shavon was selected for the Special Forces Cadres where he served for only 2 years.
Name: Alai
Gender: Male
Faction: Eldar
Status: Healthy,
Worm biteSkills:
Novice Fighter (1/4)
Novice Markseldar (1/4)
Dabbling Searcher (1/2)
Dabbling Medic (1/2)
Novice Warp Jumper (2/4)
Equipment: Soulstone, Warp Spider Exarch armour, Power Blades, Monofilament Rifle, Jump Generator.
Background: A Warp Spider Exarch of the Altansar craftworld, Alai was separated from his home during the battle for Belial IV. Since there is even less information on Altansar's whereabouts than there is on the other craftworlds, he has yet to return.
Name:Handren Dedra
Gender:Male
Faction: Eldar outcast
Status:
pain, mangled liver,
Light bleeding, bruised kidneys.
Skills:
Competent Markseldar (2/8) (+1 to all To Hit rolls)
Novice Ambusher (0/4)
Novice Searcher (0/4)
Chaos knowledge (0/4)
Equipment: Soulstone, Ranger Long Rifle, Suriken Pistol, torn chameleon cloak, light armor, 2
Plasma Grenades, Melta BombBackground (optional)
Handren was originally from the Craftworld Ulthwe, but took the path of the outcast and became a ranger. He wandered for many years, returning to his Craftworld only in times of need and to accept tasks from the seers.
Name: Gobfang Wortbad
Gender: Male
Faction: Ork mekboy
Status: Orky
Skills:
Novice Shoota Boy (0/4)
Competent Mekboy (2/8) (+1 to all actions)
Novice Kunnin' Boy (0/4)
Dabbling improve fighter (1/2)
Equipment: kustom shoota (fires twice, -1 to hit, Gets Hot!,
Grip), 'eavy armor,
Cutting Torch, Mek tools, Incomplete Power Klaw.
Background: e's on a quest. A quest to get enuff dakka!
Name: Tooftaka Gitbasha
Gender: Oi! Wuts dat thingz yoo 'umiez wot callz wumminz? Da Orks don' need no wumminz! Weez iz Orks!
Faction: Ork, Whatever group happens to call him Boss at the moment.
Status: Orky
Starting skills: Novice Choppa Ork (3/4)
Novice Warboss (2/4)
Starting equipment: Me best Choppa, Me Ol' Armor, Sack o' Teef
Background: A particularly large and capable Ork who fancied himself a leader, who came to the planet in the hopes to gather the best Orks he can find, and get himself a proper Waaaaagh going, with which he can overrun all the other factions on the planet.
Name:RAM
Gender:(Are all plague Troopers Male? The effects of chaos probably make it a moot point regardless...)
Faction: Chaos Space Marines, Nurgle, Plague Trooper.
Status: About as healthy as a corpse.
Starting skills: Novice Cook (2/4)
Novice Medic (2/4)
Novice Swordmarine (1/4)
Starting equipment: Power Armour, Plague Sword, Plasma gun, cauldron(with ?food?), Medi-pack.
Background: An ancient and insane worshipper of Nurgle who seeks to promote health in others so that they are better able to appreciate and maintain Nurgle's gifts.
Name: Sensei
Gender: M
Faction: SPEEEEESSSS MUHREEEEEENS!
Status: Healthy
Skills: Novice Pilot (2/4)
Novice Techmarine (2/4)
Novice Servo Arm User (0/4)
Novice Searcher (0/4)
Equipment: Repair kit, booze (The only necessary ration!), Laspistol,
Servo arms,
LascannonBackground: Marine Flight Engineer. Tendency to drink on the job. Which is why my ship is upside-down in that building over there. Grumpier sober than buzzed.
Name: TA-782C
Faction: Imperium,
Status: Gaping hole in armor, damaged engine.
Skills: Flying, Armored, Carrying Capacity
Equipment: Lascannon
Faction: Imperium
Status: Ready for War.
Skills: Carrying Capacity, Heavily Armored, Machine Spirit
Equipment: Twin Linked Heavy Bolter, 2 Twin Linked Lascannons
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