[size=9]Turn 10: I am Sineldar![/size]
(Or: Warning, horrid puns ahead)
"OI, YA GIT! Where's ma boyz? Did yooz eatz 'em? I'z iz gonna bash ya 'ead in!"
Make the spider Patchwork monster go splat.
(2) You sling an threat at the monster (who we'll call "patches" to avoid confusion) and ready to turn the monster into a Rorschach test on the ground. However, you realize that since it's bigger than you it would be impossible to "splat" it. You move back to rethink your strategy.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Plunge my plague sword deep into the patchwork monster and let Grandfather's blessings infuse themselves into the creature's essence.
(4) You wield your sword with high fever, readly to cut into the creature
(4+1) You hit with sergical percision, striking it in the gut.
(2-1) However the attack bounces off harmlessly, the blunt edge managing to smack you on the head. You pray no one saw that. (+1 swordsMarine)
I get servo arms? Cool!
>Use servo arms to throw Ork and Heretic at monster If that's completely implausible, shoot it with something.
(4) Your servo arms are not meant to lift (let alone throw) a massive Ork Warboss or a fully armored Space Marine (Chaos or otherwise), but you manage to pull the two away before they are crushed under the monster's massive fists (if you can call them that). You search your robes for something that you can use to fight off the monster
(3) and you pull out a laspistol. You extremely doubt that it could actually damage the monster, but you use it anyway.
(2+1) You hit it in the arm
(3-1) but you only manage to piss it off more. (+1 servo arm user)
S'pose I'll Rail-Rifle the Patchwork monsters head into many assorted pieces.
(6) You reach for the rail rifle slung across your back and find a good position out of sight.
(5) You find yourself right behind the monster, and you fire the gun without giving up your position
(1) However, even with all the advantage, you still manage to miss. Atleast you didn't give away your position. You reach back for more ammo, when you realize you never picked up any. (+2 ambusher)
Tell myself that venom totally works that way if the bite didn't get to any big blood vessels and you work quickly. I think. Then shout 'I'll save ye, other eldar!' and warp over to kill what is probably a foul appendage of She Who Thirsts with my power blades which have until now been completely useless.
(3) You attempt to convince the universe that it is possible to remove venom like that, but it does not seem to be listening. You spot other Eldar in trouble, and decide to help
(3) You teleport a short distance away, and lunge into the fight
(3-1) However, the creature simply dodged the attack and you are left open for attack.
(?) You starting having a dull headache, but it quickly goes away.
I use a combination of threats and mechanical knowledge to turn the machine spirit to the right side, mine.
(5) You figure that even your bolter would not be able to pierce the armor of this ancient vehicle, so you attempt to use diplomacy for once. The fact that the Land raider hasn't tried to kill you means that it is at least willing to listen. You give it every reason to not only let you live, but to return to the forgiving light of the Emperor
(4) There is silence, tension mounting, when the main monitor turns on with the picture of the Imperium eagle. It then showed the outside view, showing that it is buried. If you could get it out, it could help you. (ally gained: Land Raider) (+2 negotiator)
Join the new WAAAAGH!!!
(1) What Waagh!? There isn't another Ork for who know how far, if there's even any other Orks on this planet. You sit down and stew about that, ignoring the Eldars cries for help. They probably just want to take your tools again anyway.
(GM)Run like a coward
(3) You run away, only barely staying away from the spider Eldar, it knife like legs close to stabbing you.
(2) You are still bleeding
Run, coward! I hunger! Run! Run! Run!
(3) The spider nearly catches up to Handren, before Alai appears nearby, and is unable to decide on who to attack first, deciding to take a defensive stance.
Crush! Smash! Break!
(5) Patches Let out a monstrous roar, and strike with full fury onto the three hostiles.
(5-1,4-3) Although the Techpriest pulled both the Warboss and the marine away, they were still hit heavily by the two massive hams it calls fists.
(1,2+1) But the thick armor and Nurgle's blessing saved RAM from the damage, and Tooftaka was not about to be upstaged. Letting out his own massive roar, he swings his big choppa at the monster's fist
(5) digging deep into the wrist and sending the fist flying. Patches clutched the stump in pain, unable to comprehend such ferocity from a small creature,
(1) the trauma causing the rest of the arm to fall away with it.
Name: Brother Divum Aequoreus
Gender: Male
Faction: Spess Mehreen
Status:
Burned right handSkills:
Novice Marksman (1/4)
Novice Swordsman (1/4)
Dabbling Debater (1/2)
Novice Tech-marine (0/4)
Debbling Searcher (1/2)
Novice negotiator (0/4)
Equipment: Power Armor, chainsword, boltgun
Background: He's a warrior in the service of the goddamn God-Emperor, so he has spent all his life killing stuff that said God-Emperor has deemed heretical or otherwise deserving of death.
Name:Shas'Shavon Monat
Gender:Male
Faction:Tau
Status: Healthy
Skills:
Competent Ambusher (2/8) (+1 to all actions)
Novice Markstau (2/4)
Dabbling Persuader (1/2)
Equipment:Pulse Rifle with marker light,
XV-22 battlesuit,
Rail Rifle.
Background: An excellent shot even for a Tau and with a knack for surviving dangerous missions Shavon was selected for the Special Forces Cadres where he served for only 2 years.
Name: Alai
Gender: Male
Faction: Eldar
Status: Healthy,
Worm biteSkills:
Novice Fighter (1/4)
Novice Markseldar (1/4)
Dabbling Searcher (1/2)
Dabbling Medic (1/2)
Novice Warp Jumper (2/4)
Equipment: Soulstone, Warp Spider Exarch armour, Power Blades, Monofilament Rifle, Jump Generator.
Background: A Warp Spider Exarch of the Altansar craftworld, Alai was separated from his home during the battle for Belial IV. Since there is even less information on Altansar's whereabouts than there is on the other craftworlds, he has yet to return.
Name:Handren Dedra
Gender:Male
Faction: Eldar outcast
Status:
pain, mangled liver,
Light bleeding, bruised kidneys.
Skills:
Competent Markseldar (2/8) (+1 to all To Hit rolls)
Novice Ambusher (0/4)
Novice Searcher (0/4)
Chaos knowledge (0/4)
Equipment: Soulstone, Ranger Long Rifle, Suriken Pistol, torn chameleon cloak, light armor, 2
Plasma Grenades, Melta BombBackground (optional)
Handren was originally from the Craftworld Ulthwe, but took the path of the outcast and became a ranger. He wandered for many years, returning to his Craftworld only in times of need and to accept tasks from the seers.
Name: Gobfang Wortbad
Gender: Male
Faction: Ork mekboy
Status: Orky
Skills:
Novice Shoota Boy (0/4)
Competent Mekboy (2/8) (+1 to all actions)
Novice Kunnin' Boy (0/4)
Equipment: kustom shoota (fires twice, -1 to hit, Gets Hot!,
Grip), 'eavy armor,
Cutting Torch, Mek tools, Incomplete Power Klaw.
Background: e's on a quest. A quest to get enuff dakka!
Name: Tooftaka Gitbasha
Gender: Oi! Wuts dat thingz yoo 'umiez wot callz wumminz? Da Orks don' need no wumminz! Weez iz Orks!
Faction: Ork, Whatever group happens to call him Boss at the moment.
Status: Orky
Starting skills: Novice Choppa Ork (2/4)
Novice Warboss (2/4)
Starting equipment: Me best Choppa, Me Ol' Armor, Sack o' Teef
Background: A particularly large and capable Ork who fancied himself a leader, who came to the planet in the hopes to gather the best Orks he can find, and get himself a proper Waaaaagh going, with which he can overrun all the other factions on the planet.
Name:RAM
Gender:(Are all plague Troopers Male? The effects of chaos probably make it a moot point regardless...)
Faction: Chaos Space Marines, Nurgle, Plague Trooper.
Status: About as healthy as a corpse.
Starting skills: Novice Cook (2/4)
Novice Medic (2/4)
Dabbling Swordmarine (1/2)
Starting equipment: Power Armour, Plague Sword, Plasma gun, cauldron(with ?food?), Medi-pack.
Background: An ancient and insane worshipper of Nurgle who seeks to promote health in others so that they are better able to appreciate and maintain Nurgle's gifts.
Name: Sensei
Gender: M
Faction: SPEEEEESSSS MUHREEEEEENS!
Status: Healthy
Skills: Novice Pilot (2/4)
Novice Techmarine (2/4)
Dabbling Servo Arm User (1/2)
Equipment: Repair kit, booze (The only necessary ration!), laspistol, Servo arms.
Background: Marine Flight Engineer. Tendency to drink on the job. Which is why my ship is upside-down in that building over there. Grumpier sober than buzzed.
Name: TA-782C
Faction: Imperium,
Status: Gaping hole in armor, damaged engine.
Skills: Flying, Armored, Carrying Capacity
Equipment: Lascannon
Faction: Imperium
Status: Buried
Skills: Carrying Capacity, Heavily Armored, Machine Spirit
Equipment: Twin Linked Heavy Bolter, 2 Twin Linked Lascannons
Chaos Eldar Spider
Status: "Healthy"
Starting skills: Stealthy (+1 to ambush skills)
Agile (-1 to be hit rolls)
"Patches"
Status: Missing arm
Starting skills:
Monsterous creature (+1 to wound, -1 to be wounded, 2 attacks, +1 to be hit)
Ugly as sin.
Patchwork: Requires Luck roll each turn.
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