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Author Topic: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 25: Home Is Where The War Is  (Read 54880 times)

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #105 on: December 24, 2009, 10:35:06 am »

Sit on arse, shout random nonsense at people to vent fustration then see if I can contact any other rangers in the vecinity of the city.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #106 on: December 24, 2009, 05:21:40 pm »

Before I post the next turn, I need Bogre to post an application.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #107 on: December 24, 2009, 05:23:23 pm »

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Don't tell me three of us are going to die...
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #108 on: December 24, 2009, 05:27:38 pm »

That or he's expanding the player list.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #109 on: December 24, 2009, 05:52:02 pm »

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Don't tell me three of us are going to die...
I don't think this is gonna go well for you.(or anyone else, but mainly you)
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #110 on: December 24, 2009, 06:06:08 pm »

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Don't tell me three of us are going to die...
No, but wouldn't it be awesome if it was?
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #111 on: December 24, 2009, 06:27:19 pm »

Yes, it would. That doesn't stop me from being apprehensive though.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #112 on: December 25, 2009, 11:29:04 pm »

On second though, Bogre hasn't been on since the eighth, so I need an application from Sensei instead.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #113 on: December 25, 2009, 11:42:12 pm »

Try to convince everyone that serving the 'greater good' is actually terrific. Hopefully this will help my karma and will improve my rolls.
(4)(3)(1)(Auto Fail) You decide that your string of bad luck has been because you have deviated from the Greater Good, and to return to the path you should show those blind to the greater good it's glorious light. One of the Eldar is more than happy to hear you talk, and the Ork listens to some extent (although you are unsure if he really cared). The other Eldar however shoots at you before you have a chance to get into talking range, and the Space Marine gives you an ear full about The Emperor and various insults/death threats, and he leaves before you even get a chance to speak up. (+1 persuader)
I find it very funny(and accurate) that the space marine gets an auto-fail for being converted.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 8: Damn it Jim, I'm a Xeno, Not a Doctor
« Reply #114 on: December 26, 2009, 05:32:44 am »

Crap! I guess I have to actually understand something about Warhammer now!

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 9: In Which the Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #116 on: December 26, 2009, 07:03:16 pm »

[size=9]Turn 9: In Which the Shit Hits the Fan[/size]

I look around for any other means of transport other than the Valkyrie.

(6) searching for a more suitable ride, you look for anything that could actually move your massive girth. You move inside a building, and underneath a huge pile of rubble, you find the unmistakable shape of a land raider's assault ramp. You jump for joy, and precede to dig out the rubble until there is a path big enough  to fit through. You go inside the raider, and ask for it's machine spirit to turn the lights on. It complies...and you see the 8 point star detailed all across the interior, and before you are able to flee the assault ramp slams shut. You are now stuck inside a Chaos Land Raider. Panic Y/N? (+1 searcher)

Wonder how the worm bit me through my armour, then slice off a chunk of flesh from the bite area in case it was venomous or something, then try to find water to wash my self-inflicted wound. Refuse to feel pain.

(3) you look at the worm bite with curiosity, wondering how something like that could actually bite through your armor. You shrug, then remove the piece of armor to get a better look at it, and find eight needle like holes piercing the skin. You wonder if it is possible to cut away the infected area to remove the area, when you remember that venom does not work that. (?) So far you do not feel any symptoms.

More sneaking around the city looking for useful objects/Enemies to ambush.

(4) You (finally) seem to have some luck, and manage to skillfully move away from the group, taking a route you hadn't yet explored. After you pass a few destroyed building and one oddly intact one (Some sign hangs in front, but you cannot decipher it). You eventually come to a clearing, and find a peculiar sight: a Chaos Space Marine, an Ork Warboss, and a Techmarine fighting what looks like a patchwork monster. None of them have see you, fortunately. (+1 ambusher)

Build myself a powered arm to boost my strength.

(5) Thoughts swirl in your head (a rare event) and you get the idea to make an awesome Power Klaw, the most choppyest Power Klaw over created, making you twice as strong as any Ork ever, but with the precision of your actual hand. (2+1) however you have no idea wear to start. You have all the metal you could ever need, but you are missing some very valuable gubbins. You make the frame for the Klaw, however you won't be able to use it until you find all the parts. (gained Incomplete Power Klaw)

Sit on arse, shout random nonsense at people to vent fustration then see if I can contact any other rangers in the vecinity of the city.

(1) You roar like a banshee, you are tired up to here with the situation you are in. You begin raving like a lunitic, slinging insult and gibberish like a grot after nearly drowning in fungal beer. You feel much better, but notice that someone had sneaked up on you. You turn around, and see that it's an Eldar. Or rather, was an Eldar. It's arm and legs have been replace by long spider like legs, ending in sharp, serrated knifes. The neck has been elongated, and the face quartered and filled with several rows of sharp teeth, with a tongue that wouldn't be out of place on a daemonette. (4) You scream like a girl, and drag yourself away from the monster. It hurts like hell, but the need to not die greatly outweighs your pain.

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You thought that once you had escaped from the rubble and manage to sow your limbs back together that everything would be smooth sailing. You were so so soooooooo wrong.

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You had called for reinforcements for what had seemed liked hours ago (although it had really been minutes) and no one else in site. You blame the two morons/xeno/hereitics that you were force to work with, but in truth if you been more careful with where you had thrown that empty beer bottle you wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.

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Starting skills: Stealthy (+1 to ambush skills)
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Ugly as sin.
Patchwork: Requires Luck roll each turn.

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 9: In Which the Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #117 on: December 26, 2009, 07:13:57 pm »

"OI, YA GIT! Where's ma boyz? Did yooz eatz 'em? I'z iz gonna bash ya 'ead in!"

Make the spider monster go splat.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 9: In Which the Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #118 on: December 26, 2009, 07:25:53 pm »

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Plunge my plague sword deep into the patchwork monster and let Grandfather's blessings infuse themselves into the creature's essence.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 9: In Which the Shit Hits the Fan
« Reply #119 on: December 26, 2009, 07:28:03 pm »

"OI, YA GIT! Where's ma boyz? Did yooz eatz 'em? I'z iz gonna bash ya 'ead in!"

Make the spider monster go splat.

Actually, you're fighting the patchwork monster. The eldar spider is attacking the other group.
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