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Author Topic: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 25: Home Is Where The War Is  (Read 54785 times)

Jay Kayell

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2009, 01:41:59 am »

I shall use my dabbling debate skills to figure out if the others would happen to be heathens and/or xenos.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2009, 03:00:45 am »

Well, what if I started as an acolyte and keep getting sacrificed for something bigger?
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2009, 03:43:33 am »

Help other Eldar to look for a working ship
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2009, 03:51:40 am »

'Other Eldar.' I have a name, you know. :p

Heh, and also, if that spess mehreen hasn't yet noticed that the greenskin, the guy in the Tau battlesuit and the two people with soulstones on their chests are xenos, then I vote we don't rely on him in scenarios where perception is important.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2009, 03:53:04 am »

I agree other Eldar. Hey, other Eldar, what was your mane again?
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2009, 03:53:31 am »

Sneak off on my own and scout the ruins.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2009, 10:02:26 am »

'Other Eldar.' I have a name, you know. :p

Heh, and also, if that spess mehreen hasn't yet noticed that the greenskin, the guy in the Tau battlesuit and the two people with soulstones on their chests are xenos, then I vote we don't rely on him in scenarios where perception is important.
I vote for the spess mehreen to buy some glasses.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 1: Your Hide Fu is Weak!
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2009, 07:37:42 pm »

[size=9]Turn 1: Your Hide Fu is Weak![/size]

Look around for anything that looks like it could be a semi-working spaceship, or an important part thereof.
(4) You search for something that could get you off this planet as fast as possible. After some searching, you managed to find one of those mon'keigh air ships, the name of which escapes you. You're unsure as what damage it's sustained, but judging by the gaping hole in the side, it won't be air worth just yet. (+1 searcher)

I'll use various scrap to upgrade mah shoota.
(6) The ruined city have left a rather impressive pile of scrap metal scattered around, enough to make any Ork happy. Moving over to a 'oomie bike, You rip out the engine, and with a creative use of some rope and a belt, you attach it to your shoota, allowing it fire much faster. However, the ramped up recoil is going to effect your already abysmal shooting skills, and the rapid firing will cause the gun to overheat. (+1 mechanic) (Kustom Shoota Upgrades: Can fire twice, -1 to hit, Gets Hot.)

I shall use my dabbling debate skills to figure out if the others would happen to be heathens and/or xenos.
(1) Of course you know they're xenos. You've been yelling at the top of your lungs about it for three days stright. The only reason you haven't killed them yet was because you wouldn't have been able to dig your way out by yourself (plus the fact that they saved your life, and all that...). However, you decide to humor the thought, and try to debate (with yourself) whether they truely classify as "xeno". You only manage to confuse yourself and make yourself look like an idiot.

Help other Eldar to look for a working ship
(5) In order to help "other eldar", you look for a working ship. you actually find the same ship as "other eldar", but you are instantly able to tell that it's a valkyrie , that the fuel lines are intact, and other than the hole in he side and some light engine damage, it's in good condition. (+2 Searcher)

You also note that your belt is gone.

Sneak off on my own and scout the ruins.

(1) You try to activate your suit's stealth mode, but find that the module must have been damaged during the fall. But you consider yourself lucky compared to the gue'la, who had manged to get caught under an i-beam during the building's collapse. However, you have faith in your own training. (2) Your training is worth bullocks, as everyone saw you try to sneak away and laugh at your attempts. you're humiliated, and already plan on writing a formal complaint.

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 1: Your Hide Fu is Weak!
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2009, 08:01:42 pm »

I use my debating skills to convince the Spess Mehreen he is a zeno!

Try out the upgraded shoota.

Out of curiosity, what would happen if someone gave an ork a physics lesson?

Rephrase: Would an ork's weapon still work if he understood the laws of physics?
« Last Edit: December 08, 2009, 08:08:20 pm by dragnar »
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 1: Your Hide Fu is Weak!
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2009, 08:05:15 pm »

He would shoot them in the face, probably.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 1: Your Hide Fu is Weak!
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2009, 09:08:48 pm »

Warp behind that mekboy, steal his tools and try to patch up the Valkyrie's hull.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 1: Your Hide Fu is Weak!
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2009, 10:15:43 pm »

Warp behind that mekboy, steal his tools and try to patch up the Valkyrie's hull.
Even if that succeeds, it won't. That would be like trying to fix a car with a kids toy wrench. (Not to mention the angry ork...)
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 1: Your Hide Fu is Weak!
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2009, 12:30:41 am »

"Head hurts..."
I try to find some other space marines.
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 1: Your Hide Fu is Weak!
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2009, 12:37:01 am »

Ah hell. !in

Or /in

Or NI! NI!

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! A 40K RTD Turn 1: Your Hide Fu is Weak!
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2009, 03:11:18 am »

Hmmm, okay, can I be a plague marine with -1 to attack rolls and +1 to medical and culinary rolls?
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