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[rickvoid]

Custom Profession: Merchant of Menace.

Probably too long, but awesome.

[Stafir Ortnev]

Lapchase:  Good Puppy help food!  Good puppy!  Chase lapine..chase lapine...gotta get lapine....go puppy!  Lets find!

[The Architect]

I would be gratified to see one of the dogs go rabid and break a dozen kitties' necks. A real medium-sized predatory dog can kill an almost infinite number of large housecats with nothing more than a grab of the neck and a quick shake of the head.

Just for realism's sake in the story. I don't actually get my kicks watching animals kill each other.

[Cheddarius]

Cats hate dogs. Dogs are huge compared to them. A cat having a puppy for a pet is like chaining a Balrog and forcing it to fight your enemies. Lapchase is hardcore.

[The Architect]

...Adamantine chains... anchored in a bedrock of raw Adamantium...

[Frogwarrior]

Just wait'll you see what Bengali has planned ^^

[Stafir Ortnev]

Cats hate dogs. Dogs are huge compared to them. A cat having a puppy for a pet is like chaining a Balrog and forcing it to fight your enemies. Lapchase is hardcore.

Nah..he's too stupid to know better :p, he he he...aww cute lil thing..must be a kitten...it makes funny sounds..must be one of those dumb cats I heard bout...!

[Frogwarrior]

Notes of Kaluri, Trapsmith
We've finally completed the wall, and now it's my time to shine. Gotta get these drawbridges in order! That goblin attack was bad enough; we don't want further trouble like that if we can help it. No sirree, much better to lock up. And, I plan to set up some weapon traps to entertain the invaders while they're detained outside. Should be a barrel of fun. And, then a barrel of food!

[Frogwarrior]

Frogwarrior's Journal
17 Moonstone
Traders showed up again! Good thing; we've got a lot of quality bone goods to sell them. And we could certainly try some of that booze, perhaps. Of course, Bengali will want me to buy all the dogs they have, the weirdo. And I'll get the dirty looks. That's probably why I'm supposedly the leader here, I figure.
But on the upside, not only is the wall complete, but the gates are finished too. I think it's safe to say that we can deal with whatever this winter has to offer OH SHIT THEY'RE HERE!

[Cheddarius]

Wh-wha-
Dwarves are sieging you? Why?

[The Architect]

WOOHOO!

Drops them in the pit and then when they iz scared good drop artificial ceiling on themz! Let a few think they are escaping only to step into cage traps!

Then, hypnotize them. Send them home with kittenz!

[Frogwarrior]

Because in my mod, everybody is hostile to you if you're playing as cats. Everybody.

Sadly, I don't have much up yet in the way of defenses. Only the walls. And the leader has a crossbow...

[Cheddarius]

Ffffffffffffffffff
OUR BOLTS WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN
CRUSH THEM
GROND
GROND
GROND

[The Architect]

The march of our soldiers' feet will make the earth shake! When we raise our shields you will not be able to see the ground for a mile in any direction!
The striking of our shields will be so loud that your glassware will crack and perhaps shatter! When we have finished with our latrine, your home will be a swamp of sewage! Your grass will grow so greenly that it will disturb your sensibilities when you gaze upon it the following summer!

WE WILL BRING WAR TO YOU!!!!!!

*choke, cough*

[Cheddarius]

SIGGED.