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to kill myself

14 (14.6%)

to tear other elfs loincloths off

9 (9.4%)

to try to become a elf maniac that kills other elfs and takes their clothes

13 (13.5%)

YOU THINK ELFS ARE COOL... wtf man just wtf

13 (13.5%)

to tear all elfs eyes out

3 (3.1%)

to try to make a elf genocide with the leader a elf

7 (7.3%)

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7 (7.3%)

they are the only race

5 (5.2%)

even if the all the dwarfs and humans are dead i will never ever in anyones life ever play as a stupid retared gay dumb elfs

14 (14.6%)

mod the game so you can shout BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

11 (11.5%)

Total Members Voted: 96

[deathrogue54]

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[LegoLord]

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I shall never play as elves!

[deathrogue54]

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I shall never play as elves!

fixed XD

[Untelligent]

Elves are naturally faster than the other races, thus getting hits in slightly more often. They unfortunately have the disadvantages of having a negative damblock (causing attacks to do slightly greater damage to them), and having inferior wooden weapons, though the latter can be negated by long-distance shanking a dwarf guard with a wooden arrow and horking his stuff.

[piecewise]

Playing as an elf is just a good way to commit quantum genocide.

1.play as elf
2.kill as many elves as you can.
3.die.
4.repeat steps 1-3 until no elves remain.

Its all the satisfaction of murder and suicide!

[piecewise]

Playing as an elf is just a good way to commit quantum genocide.

1.play as elf
2.kill as many elves as you can.
3.die.
4.repeat steps 1-3 until no elves remain.

Its all the satisfaction of murdering an elf, even when you die!

[ricemastah]

Elves are naturally faster than the other races, thus getting hits in slightly more often. They unfortunately have the disadvantages of having a negative damblock (causing attacks to do slightly greater damage to them), and having inferior wooden weapons, though the latter can be negated by long-distance shanking a dwarf guard with a wooden arrow and horking his stuff.

This

[Hummingbird]

Unintelligent said it all. If you are a perfectly agile elf, you can pretty much move twice as fast as the NPCs. After a certain point, you can steal any weapon or shield from human shops that you want.

[HAMMERMILL]

They are nice for just scouting around and testing stuff in advent mode since they don't get ambushed by wolves and stuff.

Plus you can safely grind skills by endlessly grappling animals since they will never fight back.

Also, if your worldgen has a conquored elf retreat you can murder an elf town guard and get elf-sized steel or iron armor.

[A-chana]

I only play as elves if I want to run around the place without random animals killing me all the time.

I always make sure to end myself when I get bored of exploring. Usually by trying to punch a kid and getting cloven asunder by a guard.

[carebear]

Yep, play as an elf killing other elves. No matter what the outcome is, it's always good!

[Lord Dakoth]

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll create an elf character, name him "Fargoth," retire, and then come back and tear his eyes out as another adventurer. It's quite satisfying if you imagine him whimpering, "where is my Engraved Ring of Healing??"

[LegoLord]

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll create an elf character, name him "Fargoth," retire, and then come back and tear his eyes out as another adventurer. It's quite satisfying if you imagine him whimpering, "where is my Engraved Ring of Healing??"

Heh.  I start off every new character in morrowind with the stealing from Fargoth quest.  He just bothers me.

I applaud you for this.

[DarthRavanger]

Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll create an elf character, name him "Fargoth," retire, and then come back and tear his eyes out as another adventurer. It's quite satisfying if you imagine him whimpering, "where is my Engraved Ring of Healing??"

but what if he decided to torment you in his final moments by shouting "By AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA?"

[Whitney]

I played an Elf for the challenge of killing everything despite having inherent flaws.