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Alexei403

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I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« on: December 04, 2009, 12:28:05 pm »
Example:

Pope Tarts. They taste heavenly.

Also Popecorn. >_>

INGREDIENTS: Blessing from the Pope, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Other Things.

(No slander against any religion is meant by this topic. If people really find it all that offensive, say so and I will promptly delete it if Toady doesn't get to it first.)
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 12:31:44 pm »
Oh man, I am still laughing.  This is not what I expected at all, hehehe.

It might actually sell well too.  Hmm.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 01:59:45 pm »
Eat pope-jerky! It's made from real pope! Wait, that's not right...
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 02:10:48 pm »


You're too late.

Also, not Catholic but even tackier.


If you like God, but aren't too into the whole Jesus thing

Chocolate Jew Bear sounds like something they'd say on South Park.

« Last Edit: December 04, 2009, 02:12:27 pm by Cthulhu »
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 02:13:50 pm »
I want some testamints, but they're probably horrible.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 02:30:01 pm »
Dessert of the Pope? What is it? I MUST KNOW
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 02:43:28 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on December 04, 2009, 02:10:48 pm
Also, not Catholic but even tackier.


Tic-tackier, one could say.

I've always thought the Church should get into selling their own brand of incense.  After all, they're always being accused of popourri.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 02:45:18 pm »
Start your day the holy way with Christ-Os.

Quote from: Footkerchief on December 04, 2009, 02:43:28 pm
Tic-tackier, one could say.

You bastard.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 02:47:44 pm »
Quote from: woose1 on December 04, 2009, 02:30:01 pm
Dessert of the Pope? What is it? I MUST KNOW

Dolce del Papa, I'm pretty sure, is Italian (Or possibly Latin, I know the Church loves Latin) for "Dolce del Pope"
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 02:51:38 pm »
Also, in Spanish, "Papa" means Pope but "papa" uncapitalized means potato.  I have not doubt that somewhere in Latin America, there's a restaurant selling Pope Fries or something.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 02:54:16 pm »
 Holy Spirits Wine and Liquors. It's the Trinity of Drinks.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2009, 02:58:02 pm »
Nah. We all know the real money lies in demon rat crunchy bits. ;)

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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2009, 03:07:42 pm »

 That would be an epic breakfast. I imagine Buddhist pancakes would be served alongside all this.
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2009, 08:07:05 pm »
Yeah, they'd rake in the dough I am sure. Just have the Pope walk into their warehouse and do a quick blessing and ramp up the cost of whatever it is by ten dollars or more.

It'd be exactly like their gift shop at the Vatican. :P
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Re: I've recently thought that the Vatican should start their own food business
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2009, 08:56:20 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on December 04, 2009, 02:47:44 pm
Quote from: woose1 on December 04, 2009, 02:30:01 pm
Dessert of the Pope? What is it? I MUST KNOW
Dolce del Papa, I'm pretty sure, is Italian (Or possibly Latin, I know the Church loves Latin) for "Dolce del Pope"
No, I meant what is the dessert made out of? Small children?

Also: Tastes like SAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN
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