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Author Topic: The Deepest Bowels of Internet Hell (Fanfiction.net)  (Read 1881 times)

woose1

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Re: The Deepest Bowels of Internet Hell (Fanfiction.net)
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2009, 12:10:39 am »

I don't know, honestly. I've never come across anything that could be classified as 'good' fan fiction, because in reality the whole concept comes off as alien to me. You'd be better off asking someone who's actually written fan fiction, maybe Strife. (Speaking of which, wasn't Cloud forced by his friends to spend a night with a bisexual fat man while dressed up as a prostitute? Seems reason enough to be a little whiny.)

Anyway, continue to discuss it, it's late and I'm going to bed, I'll probably write more tomorrow if the rest of the community is fine with the idea.
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Re: The Deepest Bowels of Internet Hell (Fanfiction.net)
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2009, 12:13:27 am »

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Re: The Deepest Bowels of Internet Hell (Fanfiction.net)
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2009, 12:18:52 am »

No Woose, bad Woose. Why do you insist on hurting me?

Actually there is nothing more funny than ripping into a 12 year old's badly written fiction.


As for maybe ok fan fiction there is the Final Fantasy VII Internet Series. At least I remember it being good, but back when it started I was about 14. I don't want to read it just in case it actually was really terrible.
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Re: The Deepest Bowels of Internet Hell (Fanfiction.net)
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2009, 12:26:32 am »

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=118771

Read it and tell me it sucks.

That is actually REALLY awesome and funny

“Nothing Sir. The demon’s demand was wrapped up in some sort of parchment and he dropped it on landing. Littering is a serious offense in Singapore Sir, and the Singapore police riddled the demon with bullets and then beat it to death. Anyway, Mr. Yeo says that Singapore’s going to fight and they’d appreciate our help.”

funniest thing all day
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Re: The Deepest Bowels of Internet Hell (Fanfiction.net)
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2009, 01:25:01 am »

Salvation war isn't really fanfiction. It's more like distilled awesomeness.


There might be some good fanfiction out there, be blown if I've ever seen it. Although, thinking about it, I think that there was a TV tropes mention about a fanfic to replace a horrible novelization of a Tiberium War game that was supposed to be okay.
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Re: The Deepest Bowels of Internet Hell (Fanfiction.net)
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2009, 03:14:08 am »

Damn it, I clicked the link. LUCKILY, I was dragged into the depths of Pandemonium, and when I clawed my way back through the mountains of flesh and acid fog, my battery ran out, so I booted back up, and here I am.

On a side note, whenever I think about harry potter, I just think about how much better other wizards are. Real wizards. Not point a wand and knock the other's wand away, I mean throwing lightning and summoning dragons and stuff.
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Re: The Deepest Bowels of Internet Hell (Fanfiction.net)
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2009, 07:49:45 am »


Actually there is nothing more funny than ripping into a 12 year old's badly written fiction.


yes  there is: A 12 year old's badly written fiction.

Having somebody write snarky comments just makes it LESS funny, because the unintentional humor is what's great in the first place. Unless the snarky commenter is also a comic genuis, it just ruins the humor.
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Re: The Deepest Bowels of Internet Hell (Fanfiction.net)
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2009, 11:31:30 am »

...Which I am not, obviously. I suppose it's sort of like trying to start an argument on global warming with a slower than average chimpanzee. You can make all the snarky comments you want, but at the end of the day you'll still end up covered in feces. I sort of forgot where I was going with this...

Oh, right, the commentary. Well, for me, simply reading through these horrible machinations of perversion just left me scared and slightly confused, while reading through 'My Immortal' while listening to these videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGQDmwmGRc8 left me balled up in laughter for 8 hours straight.

Mein point is that while snarky comments and badly written fanfiction sometimes make that sweet comedy pie, in this case it obviously doesn't. I'd like to be as humble as possible and simply change the focus of this thread to 'Listen to some half baked commentary while reading the worst fan fiction from around the net' to 'post lines and links to the worst fan fiction from around the net'.

"James T. Kirk, an exotic slave with a tumbleweed of golden hair, catches the Vulcan Prince’s eye. Can love rise out of the hate??"

Oh yes, I found something even worse than anything you've seen previously.
AND IT IS WRETCHED BEYOND THE IMAGINATION OF THE GREATEST COSMIC HORROR.
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