Yep. You asked that already.
Strange low clouds hang over the horizon. The air is perfectly still. There is not one noise. You don't encounter any animals - not even a mosquito. The asses all stand around very still, breathing lightly, looking at each other with wide, intelligent eyes. One of them looks like it's about to speak, then decides not to.
The next morning there is a shower of foul-smelling black rain and things return to normal. There are mosquitoes everywhere and the asses are stupid again.
All the exhausted asses except one of Urist McCheapass's recover.
You travel 30 miles.
On the prairie around you there are ruined farmhouses, mostly made of cut turf and bleached wood. Along the trail you come across the occasional rotted-out wagon wheel or sundered mechanism.
Near the end of the day you come to a ruined farmhouse right by your trail. Grimpull is the only dwarf with enough courage to investigate.
Grimpull creeps into the abandoned farmhouse, holding his crossbow at the ready.
Several minutes later he emerges, his face grey and troubled, carrying a bag and a second crossbow. It's up to him whether he wants to tell you what happened.
You travel 30 miles.
While he's off peeing, Grimpull is ambushed by a Mountain Gnome! The gnome tries to convince Grimpull that he can grant wishes. Grimpull shoots him square in the forehead. (5 meat, 2 bones)
McCheapass's exhausted ass recovers.
It rains, and the trail gets very soggy. If you had gone anywhere it's likely you would have wasted the day anyway.
Tylui: Nothing, Squirrel, Nothing, Beaver, Nothing, Nothing, Groundhog, Deer. 57 meat, 1 hide, 11 bones. -8 quarrels. +10 scavenger.
Grimpull: Groundhog, Wild Turkey, Wild Turkey, Bear, Moose. 100 meat, 2 hide, 21 bones. -5 quarrels.
McSurgeon: Groundhog, Groundhog, Deer, Elk. 100 meat, 2 hide, 22 bones. -4 quarrels.
Ukat: Deer. 50 meat, 1 hide, 10 bones. -1 quarrel. +11 scavenger.
Rooster: Nothing, Nothing, Elk, Nothing, Groundhog, Nothing, Deer. 100 meat, 2 hide, 21 bones. -7 quarrels.
Cerol: Wild Turkey, Nothing, Squirrel, Nothing, Groundhog, Nothing, Squirrel, Groundhog. 22 meat, 0 hide, 1 bones. -8 quarrels. +10 scavenger.
McCheapass: Chipmunk, Nothing, Nothing, Deer, Nothing, Deer. 100 meat, 2 hide, 20 bones. -6 quarrels.
Kash: Pumpkin, Apples, Chestnuts, Turnips. 16 food. +11 scavenger.
Surplus of 41 divided up (+x scavenger).
You travel 30 miles.
Tylui has Measles!
Clouds gather today and pea-sized hail falls off and on for several hours.
You travel 30 miles.
Tylui doesn't heal.
These six days Rooster has been eating Filling meals to heal up, but hasn't recovered any health yet.
That night there is a fierce thunderstorm. Hail and freezing-cold rain falls. Four asses break free and escape into the plains: one each from Tylui, Grimpull, Ukat, and Urist McCheapass.
(If you want to spend a day searching for them, you can on this upcoming turn)
Ass
Dwarf Hlth ($) Food Booze XBW Quls Clth Mech Furn Wagon Exh/Total/Need Hide/Bone Wght/Capac
Tylui Mingusgasol Fair 335 1067/3 880/1 1 170 0 10 50 3T 0/9/6 3/33 3354/6000
Grimpull Bloodybeard Good 310 451/3 80/1 3 183 10 10 20 1T 0/1/2 6/63 1396/2000
Urist McSurgeon Good 575 1040/1 480/1 1 180 5 5 10 1T 0/3/3 5/52 2063/2100
Ukat Luslemidek Good 8 148/1 0/0 1 30 0 0 0 None 0/1/2 2/22 203/100
Rooster Fair 129 928/3 176/1 1 36 1 15 20 1T 0/4/2 3/36 1881/2000
Cerol Greedyfingers Good 350 1085/1 500/0 1 66 1 20 23 1F 0/4/3 0/3 2516/2600
Urist McCheapass Good 520 1222/1 480/1 1 80 5 3 15 1T 0/9/4 4/44 2196/2200
Kash McCogshyyk Good 225 272/1 50/0 1 85 2 0 0 None 0/5/5 3/31 444/500
Issues:
Ukat has 203 weight and only one ass. But even if he gets his ass back he will need to drop 3 things. By default I'll assume you want to drop bones first, then hides, but then I guess you'll have to say what you want to leave behind after those are gone. But if he gets an ass it's not an issue.
Map update in a moment.