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[Jude]

Ah, I remember this one time I overheard a girl say she had a period... Those were the days.

Well nostalgia aside I say your just fine the way you are! Its much better when people dont know that you exist when you are an antisocial person such as yourself. Then you dont have to worry about being a jerk when you dont want to talk to them and their all up in your face.

My female friends talk about tampons and cramps and stuff right in front of me.  They just laugh when I ask them to save those conversations for when I'm not there.

Seriously. My female friends put me through horrible shit regularly. I was deemed, rather literally, the shopping donkey. Whenever they want to go shopping at all they drag me out of my house and make me carry literally everything. And then complain(alot, loudly) when I burp on accident and spend five minutes apoligizing hastily and profusely.

And this is why you aren't having sex with any of them

[sonerohi]

Ah, I remember this one time I overheard a girl say she had a period... Those were the days.

Well nostalgia aside I say your just fine the way you are! Its much better when people dont know that you exist when you are an antisocial person such as yourself. Then you dont have to worry about being a jerk when you dont want to talk to them and their all up in your face.

My female friends talk about tampons and cramps and stuff right in front of me.  They just laugh when I ask them to save those conversations for when I'm not there.

Seriously. My female friends put me through horrible shit regularly. I was deemed, rather literally, the shopping donkey. Whenever they want to go shopping at all they drag me out of my house and make me carry literally everything. And then complain(alot, loudly) when I burp on accident and spend five minutes apoligizing hastily and profusely.

And this is why you aren't having sex with any of them

And also because we're 14, they're prudes, and all our parents are Conservative as hell.

[zchris13]

Slaves to Armok, God of Friendship Counseling
Chapter 2:  Dwarf Fortress


On a more serious note, I had lots of female friends in high school, and regularly went on friendship-like outings where males were significantly outnumbered (In fact, one time I was the only guy in a group of seven or eight people.  I didn't even realize it until after I had left).  I don't know if that was because I'm just naturally suave with the ladies, or if they knew I wasn't trying to get into their pants (Because I wasn't).

I have a totally different problem.  I'm not trying to get into their pants.  They think I am.

[Zironic]

Ah, I remember this one time I overheard a girl say she had a period... Those were the days.

Well nostalgia aside I say your just fine the way you are! Its much better when people dont know that you exist when you are an antisocial person such as yourself. Then you dont have to worry about being a jerk when you dont want to talk to them and their all up in your face.

My female friends talk about tampons and cramps and stuff right in front of me.  They just laugh when I ask them to save those conversations for when I'm not there.

Seriously. My female friends put me through horrible shit regularly. I was deemed, rather literally, the shopping donkey. Whenever they want to go shopping at all they drag me out of my house and make me carry literally everything. And then complain(alot, loudly) when I burp on accident and spend five minutes apoligizing hastily and profusely.

And this is why you aren't having sex with any of them

And also because we're 14, they're prudes, and all our parents are Conservative as hell.

Actually, You guys aren't bored enough, that is all. People in the south have a higher teen birth rate because they have nothing to do, so teens turn to sex, even though they are supposed to be the bible belt. Only thing they are belting out is babies.

[sonerohi]

Hehe. But how many of those kids are their brothers uncle?

[Jude]

Ah, I remember this one time I overheard a girl say she had a period... Those were the days.

Well nostalgia aside I say your just fine the way you are! Its much better when people dont know that you exist when you are an antisocial person such as yourself. Then you dont have to worry about being a jerk when you dont want to talk to them and their all up in your face.

My female friends talk about tampons and cramps and stuff right in front of me.  They just laugh when I ask them to save those conversations for when I'm not there.

Seriously. My female friends put me through horrible shit regularly. I was deemed, rather literally, the shopping donkey. Whenever they want to go shopping at all they drag me out of my house and make me carry literally everything. And then complain(alot, loudly) when I burp on accident and spend five minutes apoligizing hastily and profusely.

And this is why you aren't having sex with any of them

And also because we're 14, they're prudes, and all our parents are Conservative as hell.

Oh.

Well, if you're trying to have sex with a girl, don't act like that to her

[sonerohi]

I know.

[zchris13]

I know.

At that stage, I don't think I would want to.

[Zironic]

I know.

They think your gay. Just want you to know...

[sonerohi]

Nope. I've gone out with several of them before, which made the social circle a tad awkward after break-ups.

[Zironic]

Nope. I've gone out with several of them before, which made the social circle a tad awkward after break-ups.

most guys would consider your situation ideal. Wait 2 years, then you'll be set.

[Jude]

Nope. I've gone out with several of them before, which made the social circle a tad awkward after break-ups.

most guys would consider your situation ideal. Wait 2 years, then you'll be set.

Consider it ideal for what? Getting with those girls? There's no chance of that happening, except for drunken hookups. They sound way too annoying to be good friends, too.

[Zironic]

Nope. I've gone out with several of them before, which made the social circle a tad awkward after break-ups.

most guys would consider your situation ideal. Wait 2 years, then you'll be set.

Consider it ideal for what? Getting with those girls? There's no chance of that happening, except for drunken hookups. They sound way too annoying to be good friends, too.

Aren't you 14? I'm telling you wait till your older.. if your not, then I must being losing it.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

GAS THEM.

[Zironic]

GAS THEM.

With your avatar, I thought this was hilarious. But marking your territory only works with animals.