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[piecewise]

I will assume that Adventure mode will basically have all the capacities of fortress mode, ie allowing you to craft, dig, make things etc. I will create a pit. I will kidnap the major of every town I come across and then, one by one, kidnap every citizen in that town. I shall bring the citizens to the pit and slaughter them en mass until the pit is filled with their blood. I will then toss the major into the pit and seal it off.

May my enemies drown in the blood of their countrymen.

I wonder what the legends will say?

[kalida99]

1: Dig bunker into snow cap of mountain
2: Name SkullCrusher mountain
3: hold world hostage with WMMD's (Weapons of Mass Magma Destruction)
4: Ignite atmosphere while inside masterwork golden submarine
5:
6: PROFIT!

[x2yzh9]

1. Join the dorfen army
2. Advance to general rank.
3. CONQUER TEH WURLDZ [LOLOLLOLOOKLOL]
4.
5. PROFIT!

[Duelmaster409]

1. Start a family with a female drunk.
2. Build a wood cabin.
3. Think with magma.
4.
5. PROFIT!

[uberubert]

1: Make elf-processingplant
2:
3: Profit

in fact, I should do that in fortress mode now

[NinjaE8825]

Note: this works best if you're a goblin or an elf. Dwarves, human and kobolds can't do the last step.
Step 1: Learn bonecrafting to legendary.
Step 2: Kill dragon.
Step 3: Make crown from the bones.
Step 4: Declare self ruler of the world.
Step 5: Conquer the world. Decorate crown with the bones of any civ leader or megabeast or power that dares oppose me.
Step 6: When assassins come, beat them to a pulp with the crown.
Step 7: Rule the world for all eternity.

[FluffyToast J]

Cry in pure joy.

[carebear]

Cry in pure joy.

Nice DT avatar.

[Simmura McCrea]

Squee. And I never squee.

[ricemastah]

Note: this works best if you're a goblin or an elf. Dwarves, human and kobolds can't do the last step.
Step 7: Rule the world for all eternity.

This. After I've mastered every skill and made myself masterpiece clothing out of adamantine and decorated all of it with everything. I will be shiny! Sooooo shiny!

[Warlord of Woe]

Smile while I lie in my nursing home bed.

Seriously, though, I'll try to play as though it were Dwarf Fortress mode, even though I can only completely control myself. I'd have to be able to give orders, among a huge list of other things that would have to be present, but if it worked, it would be awesome.

[Phantom]

1. Rip out someones spine
2. Murder world with said object
3. 
4. Profit

Adventurer Successor Mark I
1. Retrieve Spine
2. Improve Spine
3. Reenact World Massacre.
4.
5. Profit

[Untelligent]

I dunno about when it's complete, but after the upcoming version's released, I'm going to make up for spoiling this version's HFS for myself by taking an adventurer down into the new underground and get a first-hand look at what the hell's down there.

I have a feeling there's a fair amount of new hidden fun stuff that Toady hasn't told us about yet.

[Bricks]

1:  Stop playing life.
2:  Start playing DF.

[Doomshifter]

1. Find metal ores.
2. Craft giant corkscrew.
3. Screw everyone.
4. See doctor about burning sensation.