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Tokkius

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Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« on: November 28, 2009, 06:58:46 pm »

Seriously. I have no idea what's going on. The mother gave birth, then just ran off, seeming to ignore the thing's existence. At that point, it crawled up to the highest level in my pit-fort and began to throw itself off (3 z-levels). It's been doing this for at least 10 minutes now and it still isn't dead. What in the hell is going on?

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Video: http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1838-suicidalnon-orphanedbaby
« Last Edit: November 28, 2009, 07:07:41 pm by Tokkius »
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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 07:31:31 pm »

Oh god, hahaha what the hell. Thats kinda creepy even for DF standarts!

I realy wouldnt know why the heck is does that. Havnt had any of my partent dwarfs completely ignore their newborn...

Does the mother even have a sad though after the baby finally killed itself?
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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2009, 07:37:12 pm »

ITS A SPARTAN BABY! IF ITS NOT WORTHY ITS CHUCKED DOWN A MOUNTIAN! BUT THIS ONE LIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE APOCALYPES!
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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2009, 08:01:40 pm »

Like I said on IRC;

He can't wait a year for his first taste of the sweet sweet booze of childhood.
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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2009, 08:03:51 pm »

Mom: Get out of here you little mutt.

Babys Thoughts: Mom hates me! wahhh im going to have to kill my self. Mom dont love me mom dont love me.

*Baby falls*

Babys Thoughts: Mom hates me and it hurts me!

*Baby Falls again*
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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2009, 08:12:09 pm »

The mother isn't in the middle of a Strange Mood, is she?
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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2009, 09:01:46 pm »

Lor is very unhappy. Lor attempted suicide lately. Lor sustained major injuries lately. Lor attempted suicide lately. Lor sustained major injuries lately. Lor attempted suicide lately. Lor sustained major injuries lately. Lor attempted suicide lately. Lor sustained major injuries lately.

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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2009, 09:19:00 pm »

Seriously. I have no idea what's going on. The mother gave birth, then just ran off, seeming to ignore the thing's existence. At that point, it crawled up to the highest level in my pit-fort and began to throw itself off (3 z-levels). It's been doing this for at least 10 minutes now and it still isn't dead. What in the hell is going on?

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Video: http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-1838-suicidalnon-orphanedbaby
I had a baby like that, the baby almost jumped down a channel into water drowning itself but the mother came to her senses and picked it up... funny
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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2009, 09:43:15 am »

The mother isn't in the middle of a Strange Mood, is she?
Ditto this. There must be some reason for the mother ignoring the baby, and that's the most obvious. It's the only 'job' I can think of that takes priority over picking up your baby, anyway.

Like I said on IRC;

He can't wait a year for his first taste of the sweet sweet booze of childhood.
But self-harming won't solve anything - there's no alcohol in his blood so he can't cut himself and get drunk on his wounds. He has to wait until he's a child before he can do that.
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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 10:33:44 am »

Maybe it was melancholic? in DF, children are not immune to that, so probably even babies could try suicide because at some point in their short lives, they smelled miasma or dust.

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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2009, 11:20:21 am »

Does the mother have all her arms?

Or maybe she was sparring wrestling and is too busy holding various backpacks and pants to have room for her baby.

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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2009, 03:36:43 pm »

It was a hot, steamy summer night, the night that Urist made the biggest mistake of her life. She blamed the sunshine. It had to be the Armok-damned sunshine. Why in all the world was some syurp-sweet piss-colored elven booze so damn addictive? So cloying? So... seductive?

The last thing she remembered, she had been standing at the trade depot, sharing a =microcline goblet= full of sunshine with one of the elven merchants. Her husband, Urist, was off working at the furnace yet again. She missed him. She missed intimacy. They never saw one another except brief moments in their tiny shared apartment; moments too tired and brief for anything more than to cuddle up, beard-to-beard, and sleep like the dead.

She remembered the sunshine and remembered the moonlight, how one drink lead to another. She remembered looking up at the elven merchant and thinking "He actually had some hair on his face." She remembers the music of wooden lutes and singing fruity songs about trees. She remembers the elf taking her in his arms, squatting down to do so, and leading her into a dance...

And then, it was the next day and she was laying in a puddle of vomit and mud, dressed in nothing but a (-rope reed thong-) two sizes too big.

Urist had tried to put it out of her mind, but when she felt the stirrings of life within her, that’s when she knew what had happened. She hid it from her husband as best she could, sleeping in the barracks, eating at a different dining hall. She could not bring herself to get rid of it the old dwarven way, by setting herself on fire, going berserk, and punching people at random until the guards beat her to death. There was always the chance, after all, that it was her husbands Urist's baby, right?

But, that gray autumn day, deep within the firepits where no one would find her, she learned the terrible truth. A baby, a dwarven baby… with pointed ears and blond hair. That was the end of it. Urist had stood and set the foul half-breed on the ground, looked into the forest green eyes that seemed far too wise for one so young, and said "There be no place for ye in a world such as this. Do all a favor and leave it quick."

Then, tears in her eyes, Urist turned and walked away, never looking back. She would go to get an axe. An axe she would use to chop down every damn tree in the forest overhead…
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Re: Baby trying to off itself, parents still alive and well!
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2009, 09:26:04 pm »

 :o

dood that was freaking awesome.
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