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Author Topic: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.  (Read 8545 times)

dorf

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #75 on: December 28, 2009, 03:15:32 pm »

into is not onto, but okay.

> Now do that again, but try jumping on it from an angle, so you will be able to land on another island. Then explore!
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #76 on: December 28, 2009, 03:30:58 pm »

You can move around in the sky, you know...
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Phantom

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #77 on: December 28, 2009, 03:41:38 pm »

Explore every single island.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #78 on: December 28, 2009, 04:29:11 pm »

Explore every single island.
...Is that a joke?
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Phantom

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #79 on: December 28, 2009, 04:30:39 pm »

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #80 on: December 28, 2009, 04:31:52 pm »

Explore every single island.
...Is that a joke?
At least explore a few!
I think the point of exploration is lost on you...

Land on the nearest Island
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BigFatDwarf

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #81 on: December 28, 2009, 04:37:34 pm »

>Go dwarven and dig into the island!
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I loaded up my save in the new version, spent a minute trying to find my archery range before figuring it was the room with Xs down both sides: bins of ammo and archery targets.
Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #82 on: December 28, 2009, 04:41:58 pm »

Create a map of the nearby islands, in the most convenient medium. Mentally would be fine, but anything visual works.

Then distribute it as bonus content in the 80$ gold-plated collector's edition CD set and don't bother giving it to the people not willing to buy the really expensive version of the game.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #83 on: December 28, 2009, 09:32:01 pm »

Ditch the doctor's disguise, seeing as we don't nee-
Wait. Remove doctor's disguise, but store it in our INFINITUM HYPERSPACE QUANTANIFIJIGGER for safe keeping. But do it like a badass because we're in midair.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #84 on: December 28, 2009, 09:46:29 pm »


Carrying your items on you? What a silly idea! All your inventory is stored in your INFINITUM HYPERSPACE QUANTANIFIJIGGER or some similarly obtuse, confusing bullshit that really doesn't matter except to be occasionally annoying.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #85 on: December 29, 2009, 03:36:40 am »

Explore every single island.
...Is that a joke?
At least explore a few!
I think the point of exploration is lost on you...

Land on the nearest Island
You focus on the platform on the nearest island. Your body is shifted so it is positioned perfectly above said platform. It turns read and... timber. You hit the ground. Unfortunatly, there are three cop cars nearby.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #86 on: December 29, 2009, 04:43:03 am »

>Fall flat on your face and play dead.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #87 on: December 29, 2009, 11:56:09 am »

>Fall flat on your face and play dead.
You land on your legs by default, but you do collapse.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #88 on: December 29, 2009, 12:02:30 pm »

Stand up, dust yourself off then crack your knuckles. Time to be Doom Guy.

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #89 on: December 29, 2009, 12:20:59 pm »

Well yeah, there are cop cars. But are there any cops?
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I loaded up my save in the new version, spent a minute trying to find my archery range before figuring it was the room with Xs down both sides: bins of ammo and archery targets.
Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.
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