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[Apostolic Nihilist]

Examine the drip. Saline? Morphine? Something else entirely?

Wake the woman up and ask her where we are.

[ExKirby]

> go back and follow my last comand.

You walk into her room, close the door behind you and... well, to make a long story short, once you were done, the girl had two holes in her neck, her blood was on your fangs and the moniter was bleeping it's head off. The blod did your health good, though.

Health-75
Armor-25

[Apostolic Nihilist]

Wait a sec.

We're a vampire?

I don't suppose we... sparkle...?

Regardless, search the room for morphine.

[dorf]

Am I missing something? Why do we need morphine?
> Just go from room to room and suck on everybody until you're full of health. But leave at least one person alive for interrogation purposes.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

We can't carry blood around, can we? Painkillers are always useful.

[BigFatDwarf]

Yeah, we may get tons of armor by wrapping various stuff around us, but what about weapons? Teeth alone won't help us much.

>Check for existence of something we could use as weapons. Bone-saws, scalpels, etc. If none, try to make one out of something.

[ExKirby]

Yeah, we may get tons of armor by wrapping various stuff around us, but what about weapons? Teeth alone won't help us much.

>Check for existence of something we could use as weapons. Bone-saws, scalpels, etc. If none, try to make one out of something.

You scout the room you're in a bit. Hoorah. Scalpels. The pair of fangs in the lower corner of your eye changes to a green silluette of a scalpel, but before you can do anything, 3 doctors charge in, all with pistols.

[BigFatDwarf]

>Lift up your scalpel and say: See guys? I'm a doctor too!

[Phantom]

God, do I hate Vampires, but what the hell.

KNIFE EYE'S FANGS SCALPEL ATTACK!

[BigFatDwarf]

Yeah, zombies are much cooler.
It's like the difference between emo rock and hard rock.

[dorf]

So let's make him hard rock!

> Do the same to them as you did to the wall with the iron door. Then switch to fangs and feed on them to regain some health.

[ExKirby]

So let's make him hard rock!

> Do the same to them as you did to the wall with the iron door. Then switch to fangs and feed on them to regain some health.

You charge through the middle doctor. The other doctors shoot where the middle one was, but they end up shooting each other. You then drink their blood. Yum.

Health-100
Armor-25
Weapon-Fangs

[lordnincompoop]

>Check their bodies, and take anything useful. Also, try to disguise oneself by wearing labcoat, ID card, etc.
>Hide bodies.
>Wipe blood off of self.
>Enter second room and check drip, and condition of old woman (there will usually be a clipboard at the foot of the bed listing sympoms, etc. Please post all that content instead of saying "you do not understand the contents").
>Look around room, and take anything useful.
>Begin a real-life game of "Operation" with the scalpel. Squeeze the drip bag periodically. Near the end, remove the drip bag but not the IV, place a funnel into the tube (allowing larger sources of liquid to pass through, not just a drip bag) and  spit into it. Yes, spit into it until it all goes into her system, and find some other equally disgusting fluid and pour that in.

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Call me weird/strange/sadistic/insane/other, but I wanna see what kind of weird things we can do.

[ExKirby]

>Check their bodies, and take anything useful. Also, try to disguise oneself by wearing labcoat, ID card, etc.
>Hide bodies.
>Wipe blood off of self.
>Enter second room and check drip, and condition of old woman (there will usually be a clipboard at the foot of the bed listing sympoms, etc. Please post all that content instead of saying "you do not understand the contents").
>Look around room, and take anything useful.
>Begin a real-life game of "Operation" with the scalpel. Squeeze the drip bag periodically. Near the end, remove the drip bag but not the IV, place a funnel into the tube (allowing larger sources of liquid to pass through, not just a drip bag) and  spit into it. Yes, spit into it until it all goes into her system, and find some other equally disgusting fluid and pour that in.

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Call me weird/strange/sadistic/insane/other, but I wanna see what kind of weird things we can do.

You sit there like a piece of cheese.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Get a distinct impulse to bite yourself because you imagine tasting cheese. This is totally a overpowering state of mind!