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Author Topic: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.  (Read 8518 times)

ExKirby

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BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« on: November 28, 2009, 04:22:15 pm »
You are in some computer-generated world. Everything seems to just be one large computer game. You are a scientits, working in a lab on some top-secret project when-

Bang.

The flask in front of you explodes, and you go flying into a wall. You were alone, so nobody was there. No-one saw you fly into the wall at in insanely high speed. A little indicator in the bottom corner of your eye reads;

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Where do you go from there?
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2009, 12:51:43 pm »
Remember what I was doing in a cut-scene.
edit:
also, find a convinently placed crowbar.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2009, 06:02:06 pm by ibot66 »
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2009, 01:15:08 pm »
>Find and fondle tits, because you are a scientits!
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2009, 02:21:57 pm »
>Spontaneously Implode
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2009, 03:16:23 pm »
hit Esc.
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2009, 05:02:56 pm »
>Look for health packs
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2009, 06:27:07 am »
Sorry, I didn't realise people responded to this  :o . Back on storyline...

Quote from: Jervous on November 29, 2009, 05:02:56 pm
>Look for health packs

You look around. No health packs. All there is is a black ball of sludge rolling towards you.

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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2009, 06:32:20 am »
Quote from: ExKirby on December 21, 2009, 06:27:07 am
black ball of sludge rolling towards you?
GOOMBA STOMP!
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2009, 07:15:41 am »
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on December 21, 2009, 06:32:20 am
Quote from: ExKirby on December 21, 2009, 06:27:07 am
black ball of sludge rolling towards you?
GOOMBA STOMP!
You try moving any of your limbs, but the launch must have dislocated a few things because none of your limbs are responding. The ball edges closer and closer...

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(Hint-this is a situation you aren't meant to get out of)
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2009, 11:00:21 am »
Well then as a cutscene our HUD indicators should have disappeared. As well as our ridiculous hats.

>Gibber incoherently
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2009, 11:51:59 am »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on December 21, 2009, 11:00:21 am
Well then as a cutscene our HUD indicators should have disappeared. As well as our ridiculous hats.

>Gibber incoherently
You do so to little effect. The blob crawls up your leg, covering it in itself as it goes. It follows to claim all the limbs on your body, eventually reaching your head...

...

You wake up in the Hospital.
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2009, 11:55:45 am »
> Scream incoherence
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Quote from: Tarran on May 25, 2010, 09:42:46 pm
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2009, 11:58:04 am »
Quote from: mission0 on December 21, 2009, 11:55:45 am
> Scream incoherence
You try to do so, but all that comes out is some inteligable blabber. You let your eyes roll down and right, to look at your HUD.

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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2009, 12:00:00 pm »
Quote from: ExKirby on December 21, 2009, 11:58:04 am
Quote from: mission0 on December 21, 2009, 11:55:45 am
> Scream incoherence
You try to do so, but all that comes out is some inteligable blabber. You let your eyes roll down and right, to look at your HUD.

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Isn't that basically what I was trying to do? Oh well

>Look around the room
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Quote from: Tarran on May 25, 2010, 09:42:46 pm
Oh wait, "insane" doesn't work on this forum.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2009, 12:02:58 pm »
There isn't much. Just the bed you are laid on, the 6 walls and an iron door... wait, IRON DOOR? You look around some more, only to find the bottom left HUD, which shows a pair of fangs... wait, FANGS?

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(Note-Guess why I called it BiT3?)
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!
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