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Author Topic: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.  (Read 8504 times)

ExKirby

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #90 on: December 29, 2009, 12:27:11 pm »

Well yeah, there are cop cars. But are there any cops?
The cops inside them, who find you on the floor. They come up to you...

(Hint-You may not get a good a chance as this...
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #91 on: December 29, 2009, 12:29:22 pm »

"Thank god I got away from that hospital! There's some freak experiment running around in there biting people!"

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #92 on: December 29, 2009, 01:15:48 pm »

"God help me..."

(Note, we have SCALPEL FANGS. Wouldn't that be easy to notice?)
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #93 on: December 29, 2009, 01:31:36 pm »

"Thank god I got away from that hospital! There's some freak experiment running around in there biting people!"
At hearing this, they all run to the platform, obviously to go to the hospital.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #94 on: December 29, 2009, 01:32:56 pm »

Strike a menacing pose.

Take their cars.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #95 on: December 29, 2009, 02:23:22 pm »

Strike a menacing pose.

Take their cars.
You don't bother with the pose, but you can still get into a car. Poor suckers, they forgot to lock.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #96 on: December 29, 2009, 02:25:16 pm »

Drive away with the theme from Magnum PI.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #97 on: December 29, 2009, 02:26:19 pm »

Drive away with the theme from Magnum PI.
You do so. Suddenly, the radio on the car goes off. "PC Jass? PC Jass? Can you read?
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #98 on: December 29, 2009, 02:27:19 pm »

Try to sound as innocent as possible, then say
"The went to the Hospital to respond to an escaped experiment call. Doctors have been killed by whatever's there"

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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #99 on: December 29, 2009, 02:32:31 pm »

Try to sound as innocent as possible, then say
"The went to the Hospital to respond to an escaped experiment call. Doctors have been killed by whatever's there"
"...And you are?"
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #100 on: December 29, 2009, 02:33:12 pm »

"Wounded soldier sent to quarantine the area. HOLY SHIT HERE IT COMES!"
Fire a few bullets out the car.
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #101 on: December 29, 2009, 02:34:58 pm »

>"One of the asked me to pass on what they were doing, because they didn't have time to do so themselves" (Or any other slightly plausable reason that would explain you being there and them being gone)
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #102 on: December 29, 2009, 02:40:08 pm »

>"One of the asked me to pass on what they were doing, because they didn't have time to do so themselves" (Or any other slightly plausable reason that would explain you being there and them being gone)
"I still don't know who you are!"
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #103 on: December 29, 2009, 02:41:03 pm »

"Civilian."
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Re: BiT3, a new Text Adventure.
« Reply #104 on: December 29, 2009, 02:44:27 pm »

"I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN"
No wait
"Civillian."
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