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Because I set the closing date too soon

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Because it was lame.

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Because everyone hated it.

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Because nobody used it.

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Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: November 30, 2009, 12:43:18 am

[A Dwarven Smokeologist]

1.  Cayenne Gutburns
2.  Manager of the local Taco Stand
3.  To throw as many dead bodies as possible into the Salsa Bowl(see:volcano) he lives at, attempting to make the most delicious (and hot) bowl of dipping salsa ever.

[kilakan]

gotta say I like that last one.

[Taco Dan]

It seems we have a winner!

1.  Cayenne Gutburns
2.  Manager of the local Taco Stand
3.  To throw as many dead bodies as possible into the Salsa Bowl(see:volcano) he lives at, attempting to make the most delicious (and hot) bowl of dipping salsa ever.

A landslide victory with 2 votes!

Adventure commence!

[Taco Dan]

I switched some stuff around since last time, instead of Proficient Wrestler we have Proficient Armor User.

Anyway, ONWARD!

I killed a jaguar and picked it up then went to the magma pipe, unfortunately it takes too long to find the damn thing so I don't bother.
Yeah, I'm not going with that... sorry...
I will do some adventurer-type stuff though.
Taconites are REALLY tough, [DAMBLOCK:3] does that.
I found a prisoner outside a DARK FORTRESS and rescued him, then found out he's a child, I am adventuring with a child in tow...

Wow.

[A Dwarven Smokeologist]

They can serve the Taco god in life before they serve him in death.

Then they can be served to other people for $2.99 a plate.

[Taco Dan]

I wanted to write more, so I did.

    Erith stood, with nothing but a loincloth, at the edge of a cliff face. He peered over the edge and saw nothing but darkness, in fact, that was what the sky around him was completely black as well. He felt something tap his shoulder and turned to find a demon, the very same he had killed in the dark tower.

    He tried to yell at the demon but found he couldn't speak, instead, the demon spoke to him, "You thought I was dead, didn't you? Well... I am, but not for long. You see, my power is far-reaching; my acolytes elsewhere have heard of my death, and are plotting to give me a new body as we speak, and thanks to you, I'll be stronger than ever before... the world will be mine! Oh, and I'll make sure you die the slowest." With that, the tainted one pushed Erith off the cliff face and into the darkness.

    The dwarf awoke with a start, his head was pounding, his shoulder pained him, and his vision was foggy. He had no idea where he was or what he was doing there, his armor was missing, and so was his shirt, he seemed to be a lot cleaner as well. He was laying in a bed, the walls were made of smooth stone, and there were various engravings on the wall. He looked at his wound and found it to be bandaged. Getting up caused too much pain, so he lay down and eventually fell asleep again.

[gumball135]

Good job. Keep it up

[Taco Dan]

I went back to the DARK FORTRESS and... well... all the prisoners I've found so far are children! I shudder to think what the inhabitants are doing with these children.
I adventure deeper into the fortress and find a floating man...

Then I realize that this isn't air, it's ice, what?
What's even wierder, is that man is the only person in the whole fortress. Did I just stumble upon some creepy guy's perverted child slave hut?
What the fuck?
You die now you perverted motherfucker!

That's what you get!
Fuck you!

[skaltum]

KA BUMP!

[Taco Dan]

It'l be done when it's done.

[skaltum]

*almost* RAGE quits

[Taco Dan]

I would have posted by now but my computer got pwned by a virus, I'm posting this from another computer right now. I'm very sorry guys.

[Taco Dan]

I'm back! Time for an extra long update!

When we last left out hero he had just killed a sick pervert who had kids held hostage to do his dirty work, we return to him coming back from his righteous quest.

Suddenly a challenger appears!
A human ranger is firing at me, no doubt one of the pervert's evil cohorts!
I run towards him and die, of course.
But I won't let it end so quickly, SAVESCUM: SPACE/TIME REWIND!

This time I run away, and the children rush him, acting as a meat shield while I make my escape, so much for saving them. The ranger overwhelms them and shoots me dead. SPACE/TIME REWIND!

This time I try throwing things at him, I just happen to have a jaguar corpse and throw that at him, it hits him in the head, and bruises his brain, then I go in for the kill...

Ooh! Nice! Time to cheese it before more people show up!

I look around the surrounding towns for questing opportunities, nobody has anything they need killed, so I go into the forest and kill the fuck out of some wild animals. A few children are killed but nobody cares.

Our chapter ends with me killing a fuckload of harpies.

[skaltum]

SO! whens the 2d epic going to happen?

[Taco Dan]

Damnit, my computer has the worst luck. It 'sploded again and, while I still can use a computer to post online, I can't put DF on it, mainly because it's not mine.

Sorry guys, but you'll have to find something else to do for a while.