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Author Topic: Dwarven Strip Club?  (Read 55117 times)

Aldaris

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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2009, 02:33:35 pm »

I came to this thread, I saw the last few replies, I backed away slowly.

Sure, the image isn't really disturbing, but that is just wrong.
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2009, 05:00:42 pm »

I lol'd.

Then I half-heartedly google searched for a R34 of it.

There is nothing to show in the google swamps.
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2009, 07:13:42 pm »

I came to this thread, I saw the last few replies, I backed away slowly.

Sure, the image isn't really disturbing, but that is just wrong.
There is no image... yet.
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2009, 07:23:31 pm »

I have officially been on the internet for too long because, not only am I not quailing in horror, I find this vaguely arousing. I wish to fluff her pubic-beard with wild abandon. Fluff fluff fluff. Fluff fluff. Fluff.
Time for your medication.
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« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2009, 10:16:00 pm »

Out of curiosity, ArneHD, what's her name?

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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2009, 11:44:59 pm »

 At least build a vertical axle in the room, so she can get some excercise dancin.
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2009, 11:49:12 pm »

I have officially been on the internet for too long because, not only am I not quailing in horror, I find this vaguely arousing. I wish to fluff her pubic-beard with wild abandon. Fluff fluff fluff. Fluff fluff. Fluff.

I think I've been on a bit too long too. I have an urge to use this as my sig
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2009, 12:25:09 am »

Hey guys, got any brain bleach left? This thread needs some

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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2009, 05:48:46 am »

Nobody in my fortress has any clothes, ever.  I haven't made a single article of clothing since starting (to avoid item clutter).  My dwarves aren't naked though.  They are covered in a 5 inch thick coating of vomit, mud, and blood.

How many wrestlers do you  have? :o
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« Reply #39 on: November 29, 2009, 11:19:32 am »

Out of curiosity, ArneHD, what's her name?

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Sigun Kilrudfeb, I.E. Sigun Bronzearrow.
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« Reply #40 on: November 29, 2009, 12:38:28 pm »

I was hoping she might have an "interesting" name, having been raised by goblins. Would have made it that much funnier. Oh well.
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #41 on: November 29, 2009, 01:09:51 pm »

Regular Brain Bleach ain't cuttin' it.

Need industrial-grade Brain Bleach...
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #42 on: November 29, 2009, 10:27:45 pm »

Bronzearrow.

Hehe...
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2009, 10:59:57 pm »

Expand on the concept, capture (fe)males of other civs, place them in the dinning hall.

Also do what that other guy said, starve females, capture them in a cage after they go crazy.
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2009, 11:15:08 pm »

^In my experience, most females are crazy enough when well-fed.
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