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Necro910

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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #135 on: October 25, 2011, 02:31:32 pm »

Actually, that'd be more accurate as 'A fear of monstrous squidhippo paedophiles', but whatever. Doesn't make much sense either way.
Actually, it'd be "A fear of long words related to monstrous horses".

(must resist pony memage)

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« Reply #136 on: October 25, 2011, 02:36:24 pm »

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« Reply #137 on: October 25, 2011, 03:23:46 pm »

The insanity has reached critical levels!  We need to siphon it off into the only place that can stand as a stockpile for it!

Strangest Shit Ever

Do it.
For the good (and amusement) of us all.
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« Reply #138 on: October 25, 2011, 04:04:31 pm »

I'd love it if SSE wasn't locked, but... it's locked.
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« Reply #139 on: October 25, 2011, 04:06:28 pm »

Wow.  How did I fail to notice that... *facepalm*

And the thing is, it may have been saving the rest of the forum.  Whenever anybody had a desire to derail, or post really weird stuff, or derail some more, they could just go there.

Oh well, I'm sure a new SSE will eventually arise.
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« Reply #140 on: October 25, 2011, 04:24:10 pm »

*cough*

obok Meatgod

*cough*

That is all.
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« Reply #141 on: October 25, 2011, 08:06:26 pm »

Why, this is pretty much awesome...
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"Oooh... Nice beard on that one..."

I know when you said 'beard' you were probably referring to the hair growing on the dwarf's face, but... AGH... MY EYES...!
*spins cylinder on a revolver and puts it to my head*

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« Reply #142 on: October 25, 2011, 08:26:01 pm »

Don't do it! We could use the brain for ‼SCIENCE‼! Cut an artery or something.
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« Reply #143 on: October 25, 2011, 09:32:13 pm »

Don't do it! We could use the brain for ‼SCIENCE‼! Cut an artery or something.
-Prepared Brain Roast [5]- anyone?

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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #144 on: October 26, 2011, 12:38:07 am »

Don't do it! We could use the brain for ‼SCIENCE‼! Cut an artery or something.
-Prepared Brain Roast [5]- anyone?
Nah, cannibalism is the one of the only things my ethics won't allow, along with software piratism.
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Re: Dwarven Strip Club?
« Reply #145 on: October 26, 2011, 12:44:18 am »

pirat..ism. Is that some kind of social structure where everyone in the state is a pirate? That sounds awesome, I want to go there.
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« Reply #146 on: October 26, 2011, 05:55:24 am »

Eh, piracy feels bad at first, but eventually you get used to it. It's similar to killing kittens to get precious resources.
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« Reply #147 on: October 26, 2011, 06:38:05 am »

I really don't knew why so many are so obsessed about the club thing:

Dance is a widely accepted form of art. Many dancers have been stars and were celebrities. Why can't our dwarves not enjoy some culture? Even if it appeals to a more feral form of art sense. It's not all about chisels and cloth pictures, there is something that's called performance. Did you ever think about the cage might be a means to protect the person inside?
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« Reply #148 on: October 26, 2011, 09:49:10 am »

pirat..ism. Is that some kind of social structure where everyone in the state is a pirate? That sounds awesome, I want to go there.
I second this!

Also, how would that work? If everyone spends all their money building ships and hiring crew, who are they supposed to rob?  :P

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« Reply #149 on: October 26, 2011, 10:03:16 am »

Other countries, of course!
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