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Author Topic: Twilight "Vampires"  (Read 30682 times)

Vester

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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #255 on: December 15, 2009, 08:01:34 am »
They also have vampire sex.

And in her version of The Mummy, they use a lot of opium.

Sometimes they even do so while moping.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #256 on: December 15, 2009, 08:27:00 am »
Moping is the new black.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #257 on: December 15, 2009, 09:52:20 am »
Quote from: Vester on December 15, 2009, 08:01:34 am
They also have vampire sex.

And in her version of The Mummy, they use a lot of opium.

Sometimes they even do so while moping.
Since the time I was involved with certain Anne Rice fan, I remember that her vampires had sexual organs atrofied, and having sex was more akin to sensual blood sucking or something. I sort of like this addition(or was it a calc?) to vampire lore. Makes them bloodsuckers somewhat more alien.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #258 on: December 15, 2009, 04:47:35 pm »
Quote from: Japa on December 15, 2009, 01:43:23 am
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #259 on: December 16, 2009, 02:23:32 am »
Definately have to agree there
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #260 on: December 16, 2009, 04:51:36 am »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on December 15, 2009, 09:52:20 am
Quote from: Vester on December 15, 2009, 08:01:34 am
They also have vampire sex.

And in her version of The Mummy, they use a lot of opium.

Sometimes they even do so while moping.
Since the time I was involved with certain Anne Rice fan, I remember that her vampires had sexual organs atrofied, and having sex was more akin to sensual blood sucking or something. I sort of like this addition(or was it a calc?) to vampire lore. Makes them bloodsuckers somewhat more alien.

Right, my mistake.

It was Ramses who kept on having mopey sex. And doing opium.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #261 on: December 16, 2009, 07:44:15 am »
Quote from: Vester on December 16, 2009, 04:51:36 am
It was Ramses who kept on having mopey sex. And doing opium.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #262 on: December 16, 2009, 07:49:48 am »
Woose1 was muted for about a week, I think, for posting the front cover of a gay magazine. Get rid of that quickly man, I'd hate to see you go.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #263 on: December 16, 2009, 07:54:16 am »
Jack's right.

Also, I' should talking about sex, lest the thread self-destruct.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #264 on: December 16, 2009, 08:58:16 am »
I've just realized that I've sank to VN levels of sensibility.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #265 on: December 16, 2009, 09:01:33 am »
Crisis averted.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #266 on: August 18, 2010, 10:33:48 am »
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Now, does it make sense that an "undead" creature can impregnate someone?  No, I'll give you that

I think If I remember correctly even the book said it was impossible. But Bella Swan has proven that she can ignore all the rules.
Yah, you are right the book said that is impossible like vampire. But Bella prove that she broke the rules or said ignore it.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #267 on: August 18, 2010, 10:35:51 am »
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #268 on: August 18, 2010, 05:09:34 pm »
Is this thread all sparkly now?
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #269 on: August 18, 2010, 06:52:10 pm »
no, but its been hit by an awesome pic.
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