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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #165 on: December 01, 2009, 05:48:12 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on December 01, 2009, 05:36:06 pm
I think the reaction you would get is: "Lay off the sparkles!"

If I was sparkling, someone would probably tell me I need to wash off the stripper dust.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #166 on: December 01, 2009, 10:06:25 pm »
Can a vampire be killed by a drawbridge?
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Quote from: Aqizzar on March 03, 2011, 10:16:12 pm
Not only is it not actually advertising anything, it's just copy/pasting word salads about gold, runescape, oil, yuan, and handbags.  It's like a transporter accident combined all the spambots into one shambling mass of online sales.

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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #167 on: December 01, 2009, 10:57:46 pm »
Quote from: Psyco Jelly on December 01, 2009, 10:06:25 pm
Can a vampire be killed by a drawbridge?

No they can only be killed by being disemboweled and then lit on fire.

Unless it is the second movie, in which case they can only be killed by this ritual only capable of being done in Europe
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #168 on: December 01, 2009, 10:59:20 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on December 01, 2009, 10:57:46 pm
Quote from: Psyco Jelly on December 01, 2009, 10:06:25 pm
Can a vampire be killed by a drawbridge?

No they can only be killed by being disemboweled and then lit on fire.

Unless it is the second movie, in which case they can only be killed by this ritual only capable of being done in Europe

Being hit by a drawbridge simultaneously disembowels you, And sets you on fire!
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #169 on: December 01, 2009, 10:59:39 pm »
Oh come now, we all know that drawbridges can kill anything.

Except demons.  And probably trolls.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #170 on: December 01, 2009, 11:00:58 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on December 01, 2009, 10:59:39 pm
Oh come now, we all know that drawbridges can kill anything.

Except demons.  And probably trolls.

And Bella Swan
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #171 on: December 01, 2009, 11:02:19 pm »
I heard that somewhere, deep in the Black Forest, exists an ancient castle, with a drawbridge so huge that if it hits you, it doesn't just kill you. It will hit you so hard that you will have never even been born.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on March 03, 2011, 10:16:12 pm
Not only is it not actually advertising anything, it's just copy/pasting word salads about gold, runescape, oil, yuan, and handbags.  It's like a transporter accident combined all the spambots into one shambling mass of online sales.

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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #172 on: December 01, 2009, 11:03:25 pm »
Quote from: Psyco Jelly on December 01, 2009, 11:02:19 pm
I heard that somewhere, deep in the Black Forest, exists an ancient castle, with a drawbridge so huge that if it hits you, it doesn't just kill you. It will hit you so hard that you will have never even been born.

Except Bella Swan.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #173 on: December 01, 2009, 11:05:50 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on December 01, 2009, 10:57:46 pm
Quote from: Psyco Jelly on December 01, 2009, 10:06:25 pm
Can a vampire be killed by a drawbridge?

No they can only be killed by being disemboweled and then lit on fire.

Unless it is the second movie, in which case they can only be killed by this ritual only capable of being done in Europe

I am pretty sure the ritual in europe starts with a big bad vampire ripping your head off.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #174 on: December 01, 2009, 11:06:39 pm »
Nope actually the ritual starts with becoming a runway model
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #175 on: December 02, 2009, 01:53:49 am »
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I find a secret society of sewing ladies bent on destroying all vampires so much more alluring.
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There's about 25 of the fuckers and the three sarge killed were at point blank range - it's got to be zombies or a bunch of really dumb terrorists with knives.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #176 on: December 02, 2009, 05:54:11 am »
You don't have to ask. Every word spawned by my endless wisdom automatically ascends to the world's heritage levels, ranking just below Seven Wonders, so everyone can cite them. Providing they put my name by the citation, so that my sorry ego can gloat.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #177 on: December 02, 2009, 06:02:47 am »
You're having delusions and think you're me, basically.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #178 on: December 02, 2009, 07:32:24 am »
And you're having delusions and thinking you're Toady, basically.
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Re: Twilight "Vampires"
« Reply #179 on: December 02, 2009, 07:36:25 am »
Not Toady, Augustus Cesar. And they're not delusions, they're historical-spatial awareness displacement episodes. It's a serious condition, thank you very much.
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