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[Il Palazzo]

I find it difficult to take anything with Undead in it seriously; they're just so patently ridiculous.

Watch out people, Neruz is actually an udead-god-faetus-vampire-stalker, and just about now he's sneaking into your house, to eat you, no less, while frantically typing on his wi-fi enabled netbook that undead doesn't exist. He wants you to believe that!

[Neruz]

I apologize to the rest of the forum, but Il Palazzo will no longer be posting here. I have ambushed him and devoured his org- i mean i have discovered entirely by accident that an entirely unrelated incident has permanently disabled his internet connection.

[Knirisk]

On the topic of Twilight, I want Twilight to continue, if only just to be made fun of. I was crying with tears of laughter sorrow laughter by the end of the Broodening.

[JoshuaFH]

I apologize to the rest of the forum, but Il Palazzo will no longer be posting here. I have ambushed him and devoured his org- i mean i have discovered entirely by accident that an entirely unrelated incident has permanently disabled his internet connection.

See, this is why I protect my modem with crosses and garlic.

[Neruz]

I apologize to the rest of the forum, but Il Palazzo will no longer be posting here. I have ambushed him and devoured his org- i mean i have discovered entirely by accident that an entirely unrelated incident has permanently disabled his internet connection.

See, this is why I protect my modem with crosses and garlic.

Mmmm, Garlic.

[Il Palazzo]

I apologize to the rest of the forum, but Il Palazzo will no longer be posting here. I have ambushed him and devoured his org- i mean i have discovered entirely by accident that an entirely unrelated incident has permanently disabled his internet connection.

Wheee! I'm (sort of)alive! In your face, you skeptics of vampirism-as-an-infectious-disease. I'm the unliving proof. Tommorow I'll go out into the daylight, to see if I'll glitter and attract goth teenagers, or just explode.

[Neruz]

I apologize to the rest of the forum, but Il Palazzo will no longer be posting here. I have ambushed him and devoured his org- i mean i have discovered entirely by accident that an entirely unrelated incident has permanently disabled his internet connection.

Wheee! I'm (sort of)alive! In your face, you skeptics of vampirism-as-an-infectious-disease. I'm the unliving proof. Tommorow I'll go out into the daylight, to see if I'll glitter and attract goth teenagers, or just explode.

Actually i overcame the sunlight problem several centuries ago, i just like to let everything think that it's an impassable barrier; makes it easier to find targets you know?

Um, wait, i mean what are you talking about?

[JoshuaFH]

I apologize to the rest of the forum, but Il Palazzo will no longer be posting here. I have ambushed him and devoured his org- i mean i have discovered entirely by accident that an entirely unrelated incident has permanently disabled his internet connection.

Wheee! I'm (sort of)alive! In your face, you skeptics of vampirism-as-an-infectious-disease. I'm the unliving proof. Tommorow I'll go out into the daylight, to see if I'll glitter and attract goth teenagers, or just explode.

Actually i overcame the sunlight problem several centuries ago, i just like to let everything think that it's an impassable barrier; makes it easier to find targets you know?

Um, wait, i mean what are you talking about?

Sunblock?

[Neonivek]

On the topic of Twilight, I want Twilight to continue, if only just to be made fun of. I was crying with tears of laughter sorrow laughter by the end of the Broodening.

I know it was ingenius and excellently made! They knew JUST where to take the pictures

The second wasn't as funny but really, the best jokes against twilight was already used up.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Neruz reminds me of the antediluvians from the World of Darkness. They're anciet vampires that might as well be gods with all the power they have. Luckilly, when one woke up, the sinister conspiracy that runs the world had a way to deal with it: Fusion weaponry, followed by hitting it with a network of giant orbital mirrors!

[JoshuaFH]

Fusion weaponry?

[LegoLord]

Yeah!  You know, fusion dance, fusion ear rings, that stuff.
FU-SION-HA!!!
Now if you'll excuse us, we have to save the earth from a fat pink blob-man.

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Actually no, I assume hydrogen bombs and stuff powered by fusion reactors.

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Actually, I don't think that's what it was. Whatever it was, it actually annihilated the afterlife for miles around.

[Neruz]

I apologize to the rest of the forum, but Il Palazzo will no longer be posting here. I have ambushed him and devoured his org- i mean i have discovered entirely by accident that an entirely unrelated incident has permanently disabled his internet connection.

Wheee! I'm (sort of)alive! In your face, you skeptics of vampirism-as-an-infectious-disease. I'm the unliving proof. Tommorow I'll go out into the daylight, to see if I'll glitter and attract goth teenagers, or just explode.

Actually i overcame the sunlight problem several centuries ago, i just like to let everything think that it's an impassable barrier; makes it easier to find targets you know?

Um, wait, i mean what are you talking about?

Sunblock?

A tan actually, but the sunblock helps.

[Nadaka]

Fusion weaponry?

Power of the sun in the palm of your hands. A fusion bomb is essentially a tiny and brief sun. Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.