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[Alexhans]

But, but, you drive a car!

I'm going to assume this was a joke.  But if it's not... You fail.  I stated several times that I ride a bike (work, college, home, etc)

Siquo, he did none of those things. You're not being clever, you're making a half-assed and ridiculous generalization

^^ This.

[Siquo]

Also, it reduces your libido, makes you ugly, and attracts vermin. Your hair will become Ken-shaped and your face will look like plastic, with a permanent smile that creeps everyone out. Eventually your genitals just fall off, but you're too stuck-up to notice, so that's ok. When you die, noone will notice that you're gone. Not even you will, you were gone a long time before that.

So that's ok.

[Jackrabbit]

Alright. Sometimes you need to make it very clear when you're kidding around, especially if you've argued in a position similar (if less radical) before.

You had me seriously worried about your health at time of posting. Don't scare me like that!

[Siquo]

Sorry about that, I thought it was far-fetched enough to be obvious and this discussion gone too far over the edge enough to merit a joke-in-return of some kind.

Really, I thought that "I seriously don't even know why I'm still your friend." was a joke. If not... well... there's no reason for me to give up on humanity as a whole because of one comment.

[Jackrabbit]

You had me fearing for your very life!

I was about to track you down so I could call an ambulance.

But really though, it was a comment meant in jest that got misunderstood. That I can accept, easy. What I'm confused about was this:

I seriously don't even know why I'm still your friend.

That is what anti-smoking does to you, kids! It kills your friendships, your social life, any chance of having a meaningful relationship, and makes you look like a whining zealot nobody wants to hang out with.

Please don't accuse people of making rash generalizations of others while you're doing it in a far worse way yourself. Seriously. You're acting a fool.

Please don't accuse people of making rash generalizations of others while you're doing it in a far worse way yourself. Seriously. You're acting a fool.

I still don't get it.

[Hippoman]

Sorry about that, I thought it was far-fetched enough to be obvious and this discussion gone too far over the edge enough to merit a joke-in-return of some kind.

Really, I thought that "I seriously don't even know why I'm still your friend." was a joke. If not... well... there's no reason for me to give up on humanity as a whole because of one comment.

I said that comment because I'm pissed at him.

[Alexhans]

This is one of those cases where smileys would've helped a great deal...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Please, don't be a smartass and post a smiley with a cigar...

[Siquo]

I still don't get it.

I found it quite funny, because he does not know for certain that I'm making a rash generalization, he's actually doing the accusing himself, making it a recursive statement, to be repeated ad infinitum.

And don't worry, I like not making sense. It brings you closer to Buddha.

[G-Flex]

I still don't get it.

I found it quite funny, because he does not know for certain that I'm making a rash generalization, he's actually doing the accusing himself, making it a recursive statement, to be repeated ad infinitum.

And don't worry, I like not making sense. It brings you closer to Buddha.

No, it brings you closer to running your mouth off on an internet forum without much regard for what you're actually saying.

[Hippoman]

I still don't get it.

I found it quite funny, because he does not know for certain that I'm making a rash generalization, he's actually doing the accusing himself, making it a recursive statement, to be repeated ad infinitum.

And don't worry, I like not making sense. It brings you closer to Buddha.

No, it brings you closer to running your mouth off on an internet forum without much regard for what you're actually saying.

You're a generally angry and hateful person.

[ToonyMan]

G-Flex reads MSPaint Adventures though so it's cool.

[Jude]

I'm gonna be smoking like a chimney when I'm old, not to mention tipsy as shit. What do I have to lose when I'm dying in a couple years anyhow?

[ToonyMan]

Alright, I have a question.

Does smoking effect your heart at all?  Like what?

[Hippoman]

I'm gonna be smoking like a chimney when I'm old, not to mention tipsy as shit. What do I have to lose when I'm dying in a couple years anyhow?

Well, it's gunna hurt.

[Jude]

I'm gonna be smoking like a chimney when I'm old, not to mention tipsy as shit. What do I have to lose when I'm dying in a couple years anyhow?

Well, it's gunna hurt.

What is?

If I start smoking heavily at age 75 or whatever, the odds of getting full blown lung cancer before I croak aren't too great

And if I do get it, well, that means it's time to go out in a blaze of glory