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[ToonyMan]

"you killed my father, prepare to die!" from the princess bride.

YES.

"INCONCEIVABLE!"

[Itnetlolor]

That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Austria.
Austria! Oh, WELL THEN! G'day mate. How about we put another shrimp on the barbie?
How about not?
---Dumb and Dumber

Another one, same movie

I bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day.
No way.
I'll give you 3:1 odds.
No.
5:1.
No.
10:1?
... You're on.
:evil laughter: I'm gonna get you.
Nuh-uh.
I don't know how, but I'm gonna get you.
Nuh-uh.

Oh what the hell, the whole movie. Highlight reel


Some Evel Knievel quotes:

If you look at the Bible almost everything that was predicted, maybe everything, has come to pass.

You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.

[Luke_Prowler]

People on fire is always funny.

8/10

Holy shit I've been quoted. I can now die happy.

"More weight!"

-Last words of Giles Corey

[Muz]

My favorite of all time since the last few years which I read it, and I still quote:

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid isle of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

[Rozenbuddy]

"Yesh mi'lawd?" Peasant - Warcraft 2
"ZugZug!!!!"  Orc Grunt - Warcraft 2,3 maybe 1 idk
"Well his chair was better than mine, so I took his chair." Patricia Tannis - Borderlands
Some game phrases I get tickled by, and the one with the chair probrobly isn't precise, but it said something like that.

[Armok]

My favorite of all time since the last few years which I read it, and I still quote:

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid isle of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

I have personal experience of this one. I am currently insane, it's worth it, it causes me endles suffering and it's still woth it to know the truth. It is not what peaple think it is.

[G-Flex]

My favorite of all time since the last few years which I read it, and I still quote:

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid isle of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

I have personal experience of this one. I am currently insane, it's worth it, it causes me endles suffering and it's still woth it to know the truth. It is not what peaple think it is.

If you think you have some sort of mystical insight into "the truth" that other people mysteriously cannot see, that is what makes you insane.

[Zai]

"Ugh"
-Anonymous

Appropriate for many situations.

[Armok]

My favorite of all time since the last few years which I read it, and I still quote:

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid isle of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

I have personal experience of this one. I am currently insane, it's worth it, it causes me endles suffering and it's still woth it to know the truth. It is not what peaple think it is.

If you think you have some sort of mystical insight into "the truth" that other people mysteriously cannot see, that is what makes you insane.

It's much more complex than that. The thruth isn't some simple thing that comes writen on a stone plaque. I'ts not a single integer betwen 41 and 43. It is a  complex ocean, and I have merely figured out how to dive into it rather than sail around on the surface when looking for it's secrets.

[JoshuaFH]

Good luck looking for that thruth.

[Dasleah]

This entire damn thread. Oh god, that thread.

Including such gems as:

Hmm good post, I take that your basing this off the norm of people? Other than that your post is very biased towards a Normal view from a older view point.

Find out as much as you can about her without being stalker-y. Then write a long poem or song (make sure you can sing recite it properly), weave in as many in-jokes and references to the stuff she likes as possible, if you spend less than half an hour researching it you are not putting enough effort into it, make sure to make a good poem carefully, it should be romantic, but not TO romantic, nor clichéd, and make sure it is HER notion of what is romantic, it should still feel normal and fluid and causal, while still having the effort put into it visible. Then, at some time when she isn't in a hurry, and there are no people nearby that she could feel embarrassed in front of, recite it to her. (and make sure you recite it with passion, not just read the words. And for f**ks sake don't look at the paper all the time.)
Then await her reaction, don't say anything until she does.

HEY SO DON'T STALK HER BUT YEAH BASICALLY STALK HER MAN IT'LL WORK

(WARNING: All I know about romance come from reading TV tropes)

Still, do not try to be seem manly, or clever, or dignified...

Hell, this is quickly turning into a Quote Armok post.

I only walked a path that I thought was right
During my years I learned, I did wrong , and I thought wrong
Through the woes that I've felt, Through the cracks in my foundations
I continue
What I think will degrade me has kept me back
I don't feel the breeze , I don't feel the grasp
I cannot change
I cannot move
I cannot advance
I cannot evolve
I place my loyalty to what I serve
Blindly I went, being used as a pawn
I hated the people who I became
Seeking allies I only find Shells
Shells that were not hollow
A bitter crust to an more friendly Center
What I have exploted
What I took for grant
What I thought was mine
What I hated
What I detested for my loyalty
What I excluded
What I missed

One thing I require from a freind is that they should understand the things that matter to me, and that includes bizarre, mind-bogglingly complex philosophies having their foundations all over half of all modern science and founded in maths and  cognitive science concepts the vast majority of people dosn't know exist. It dosn't require all that much I, but it dos require the ability to understand extremely complex concepts, and a encyclopaedic knowledge of just about every field of science, technology, and philosophy.

yesh well i haz ausperger syndrome, i did like to emphasize i could fecate burgers and eat them to survive[hint hint, assburgers syndrome ^^] (yes, if you call me an asspie i dont fucking care)

Man, you guys say some crazy shit. Keep it up.

[Realmfighter]

Japanese pornography is like pot: You can't avoid it, you start out using it to make yourself laugh, but it's usually a gateway to the hard stuff.

[JoshuaFH]

I think you put those in the wrong order.

[ToonyMan]

Man, weed ain't no gate way drug!

[sonerohi]

Man, weed ain't no gate way drug!

Toonyman was born with a crack rock in hand.