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[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Actually, there was a bottle of completely spoiled red wine. It had been cheap wine, but the cork was rotting and the wine was half-way to vinegar. Drank the whole thing, felt like I was burning inside.

[Duke 2.0]

 Is that worse than downing actual vinegar?

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Is that worse than downing actual vinegar?

Yes, because there was still enough booze in it to keep me horizontal. Blurgh.

[Errol]

The one time I decided to experiment and mashed together bread, bananas, cheese and the like and grinded it into a paste.

Good lord, the banana was a mismatch.


Rotten (?) bread tastes like you're biting into a very, very dusty tomb.

Also, don't mix milk with any water-based beverage. Trust me.

[Psyco Jelly]

Worst thing I have ever tasted was around 5 years ago. My mom made "barely soup". There was waaay too much sour tomato in the broth. It could be edible with that taste, but the stuff is HEAVY. It's like I'm eating a cannibal corpse album. One spoonful and you feel like you'll never eat again.

Another thing that I found extremely unpleasant was about a year ago. I like sushi, so I decided to try some sea urchin nigiri. The chef said it was his favorite kind of sushi. It was sea urchin roe frozen for six months, and pureed. It was like... Bad fish-cream sprinkled with sand.

I later found out that the good kind of urchin comes fresh and costs a whole hell of a lot more than I could afford.

Another time I ate fried oysters. On the way back to the condo on the radio said there was a red tide. As soon as I got out of the car a faceplanted into my own vomit.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

faceplanted into my own vomit.

Ahahahahahaha.
That image is hilarious.

[LegoLord]

Rum.

Yes, rum.  It was "good" rum too, something my dad bought - a connoisseur (word?) of alcohol (not an alcoholic).  It burned my mouth upon contact, and fell out of my mouth almost instantly.

[cowofdoom78963]

urine.

No contest.

[Gunner-Chan]

I have only ever ate one thing I was absolutley disgusted by, but it didn't make any sense.

Milly had taken me to that asian place in town I liked, and as usual I got myself a platefull of sushi. But I had eaten a few peices... And then I ate one of the last ones and WWWAAAAAAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK THAT AINT NORMAL!!

To this day I have no idea what was wrong with that one. I ate identical peices fine before AND after that,

[Nivim]

 For some reason, cooked spinach tend to make me want to throw up, along with cooked asparagus. Aside from that, I don't try eating anything foul smelling; there isn't anything nasty that you can't pick up in the scent. However, my tastes might be different, because I enjoy adding sugars (and chocolate) to everything edible, without exception.

[cowofdoom78963]

Oh hey has anyone here ever ate a bad pistachio before?

[JoshuaFH]

My two worst things were the fault of people tampering with my food.

First, I was drinking a can of coke, which I placed down and left unattended for a short time. When I came back, I picked up it and took a swig, and drinking without thinking only to realize a split second later that SOMEONE HAD BEEN USING MY CAN AS AN ASH TRAY! Cigarette ash + Coca Cola is a terrible combination. Goddamn my smoking friends and their carelessness.

Also, someone, I suspect my little sister, had filled a plastic Hershey's chocolate bottle in my fridge with milk, possibly with the intention to drink chocolate milk that way. However, that person just left the bottle in my fridge filled with milk, and because I only ever rarely use Chocolate syrup, it must have been in there for I-don't-know-how-long, and one day, I got the urge to drink some Chocolate syrup straight from the bottle, because after all, syrup NEVER goes bad right? It doesn't... but milk does, and I put it up it up to my mouth and took a drink before realizing that I had just put spoiled curds in my mouth as opposed to delicious chocolate.

I had to drink alot of water to get the taste out of my mouth, to say the least.

[ChairmanPoo]

ugghh yeah rotten milk is bad.

[Cthulhu]

I have a worse one than that.

My dad chews tobacco and I accidentally drank out of one of his spit bottles, because it was right next to a coke bottle.  That was awful.  He normally pulls the tabs off of cans so you know what's in them, but bottles don't have a tab.

[sonerohi]

I was eating a hamburger, and my friend put some pound of pepper into it while I was away. Yuck.

I made zuchini bread, but my brother came by and turned off the oven while I was away. Ate a good deal of plain dough. Yuck.

Made a sandwich completely from cheese and condiments. Cheese buns, ketchup patties, mayo, mustard, pickle relish, horseradish, peanut butter, jelly, maple syrup, and lemon juice. Mmmmm. Yuck.