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[LeoLeonardoIII]

-LeoLeonardoIII- needs surgery.

Not ... so much?

[ToonyMan]

Kevin Needs More Beer.

[Wimdit]

Nick needs to learn alternatives to insulting others. Nick needs a friend.

Nicholas needs YOU! Nicholas needs a loving family; Nicholas needs your help.

Damn. I'm one psychologically damaged person. Wait...

Nick needs someone to cheer him up and Sofia is certainly cool enough to... OHGOD

I kid you not, that's what it came up with. I wonder how she plans to cheer me up.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Possibly cuddling. Possibly stabbing you with a trowel. No way to tell.

[Lord Dakoth]

No no, WD is the stabby stabby guy.
Sofia would simply make pervy comments (we love you Sofia.)
Armok is the one who would give you an awkward, out of place hug. But in a cuddly fashion.

Well, so that I don't derail my own thread, I put in my middle name now. Here are the ones that make some kind of sense.

"Kyle needs a Nickname contest"
"Mr. Kyle needs RUM" (so true)
"Kyle needs a hot dog"
"Kyle needs numbers" (preferably in my checking account)

[Jack_Bread]

The first one.
"Playful Albert needs lots of love and care."

And... this one.

"Albert needs dat phat digit hook up, ya dig?"

[LeoLeonardoIII]

"Albert needs dat phat digit hook up, ya dig?"

It is a thing said by ignorant teenagers. Translation: "Albert would like that desirable phone number. Do you understand the request?"

[Jackrabbit]

I need a date?

Don't you tell me how to live my life internet! And quit predicting my plans for the weekend!

[BKWM]

-BKWM- needs a haircut
wow that's creepily accurate

My legal name gives

-BKWM- needs a hug

[Jackrabbit]

Hah, my forum name gives "Jackrabbit needs two pieces of information to set up a runtime content repository instance."

Though I guess that's not part of the game.

[Reasonableman]

I shall play your game, Jackrabbit.

"A reasonable man needs only to practice moderation to find happiness."

Neato!

[Jack_Bread]

I became interested in that, BUUUUUUUT...
D:

[Akigagak]

I became interested in that, BUUUUUUUT...
D:

Cream Cheese - Stargate SG-1 - Jack and Daniel Slash Fan Fic
Summary: Just like a pencil needs an eraser, bread needs butter, and Jack needs Daniel, a bagel needs cream cheese. Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers -- not ...

THANKS FOR THAT.


All results for my user name are this forum.

[Heron TSG]

Uh... this is weird.

Chris needs... Paris Hilton Sex Video, half off!

or

Christopher needs to chew through the leather.

 

[mainiac]

...needs 13 bottles of water from the store.

Come to think of it, if I had 13 bottles of water from the store, I would be fully prepared for the zombie Apocalypse.  Thanks google!