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Lord Dakoth

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I know just what you need...
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:18:23 pm »

Okay, here's the deal. Chances are you've seen this game before.
What you do is take your first name (your *real* first name) and Google it. Then post the first result.
It can be quite funny.

For instance, my name is Josh. So I Google search "josh needs," and the first result happens to be:

Josh needs a holiday or just a cuddle.

Next?
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 12:13:42 am »

Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards ...

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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 12:45:43 am »

 Shane needs more doing.

wow wtf
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 01:58:30 am »

[CENSORED] needs someone to love

:c so deeply true.
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2009, 02:11:05 am »

Because Matthew Needs To Realize It's Possible For Him To Be Wrong

From some blog/picture album, wierd.
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 02:36:28 am »

Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards ...

:(
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 02:45:01 am »

Janet needs to... Blog about stuff she... Needs...

How confusing.
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 08:52:37 am »

...

"Chris Needs | BlogCadre"

I get a blog about people doing this game... I'm not sure how I feel about that...


Course, if I go with my legal first name, i get:

Micheal Needs | Facebook....
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2009, 08:57:00 am »

Commscope.com : English : Andrew. ... Andrew Packs More Backhaul Power in Smaller Microwave Antenna Nov. 23, 2009. Nov. 18, 2009 Andrew Solutions' ...
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2009, 09:18:25 am »

<_<

>_>

Billy needs a beard.

I'm growin' it dammit!

I can't believe I put my paranoia aside for this...
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2009, 12:12:27 pm »

I was gonna censor it, but what the Hell.

"Richard needs a Jew Video by Master of Disaster"

What. The. Fuck.  And the rest of the page isn't better.

"A Passion for Running » richard needs forgiveness"
"Richard needs to go to beauty school"
"Hunky Richard needs your votes"
"Richard needs a share in Bristol, ENG. Ready to spend up to $725"
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2009, 12:15:41 pm »

My middle name, which I go by:

"-Cthulhu- needs more than just a rat trap for this vermin"

My first name, which I answer to but don't prefer:

"-Cthulhu- needs grammar help"
Uh, yeah, no.
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2009, 12:17:03 pm »

Pavel needs a courier from Dortmund/Germany to Paderborn/Germany
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2009, 12:21:25 pm »

 Wait, what?
 Really, what the hell?

 Even more weird that I'm not the first to do this.
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Re: I know just what you need...
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2009, 12:26:18 pm »

I hate you guys, and I hate this game. "Tom needs a wee-wee." For realz.

My legal name gave me weird one too. Thomas needs a Jew. It's a youtube video about Thomas the Tank Engine.
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