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Bloogonis

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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2009, 09:57:26 pm »
soooooo... Santa is... Captain Ironblood?!?!?! MY GOD!
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2009, 10:55:20 pm »
Don't forget legendary record keeper. He makes lists and checks them twice of course.
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2009, 11:02:58 pm »
Working on it.  ;D

Update: Toy industry is up and running. Santa is making his list, the elves are churning out toys, and the liaison died.
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Date:14th of Granite, year two.

Guess what, kids! It's Urist Claus!!!
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« Last Edit: November 25, 2009, 12:01:29 am by Sysice »
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke on February 21, 2011, 01:33:32 pm
I managed to make a dog that bled bees.
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Imagine evil grass that looks like a mass of wriggling worms. Happy holidays!

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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2009, 12:05:40 am »
Quote from: Sysice on November 24, 2009, 11:02:58 pm
Guess what, kids! It's Urist Claus!!!


Is he like Robo-Santa?
I imagine a dwarf would have strict rules about good and bad.

Toys for the good little children, carp for the bad ones.
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Sysice

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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2009, 12:10:58 am »
New challenge. Elves only get carp figurines. Or maybe a ceiling bridge to the head atoms once in a while.

I would give them live carp, but I don't have water. On the surface...
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke on February 21, 2011, 01:33:32 pm
I managed to make a dog that bled bees.
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Imagine evil grass that looks like a mass of wriggling worms. Happy holidays!

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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2009, 12:23:18 am »
Quote from: Sysice on November 24, 2009, 11:02:58 pm
Working on it.  ;D

Update: Toy industry is up and running. Santa is making his list, the elves are churning out toys, and the liaison died.
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Date:14th of Granite, year two.

Guess what, kids! It's Urist Claus!!!
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His LAST NAME IS "WORKMURDERED"?!?!  THAS' GRREAT!
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2009, 12:37:02 am »
Epic campaign and last name.

Be sure to have everything absolutely set by December 25th. Captured trained elves, a Mrs. Claus, and a full-on ice castle, fully stocked with toys. Along with a fully stocked sleigh with all 12 reindeer.

Someone also has to tell "The Night Before Christmas" story in DF style.


Oh, and to explain why Santa is able to do a round-trip delivery? Quantum Stockpiling, and tons and tons of booze.

That's it, this Christmas, I'm leaving mushrooms and beer for Santa.
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2009, 12:38:23 am »
THAT IS GREAT!
After all, toys are the murderers of a good work output.

Oh yeah, and I'm going to destroy the latest dwarf caravan. They brought reindeer meat. To Santa.

Our casualties: one. Theirs: All but two. They will share the story. No reindeer meat.
Full on success.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke on February 21, 2011, 01:33:32 pm
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2009, 01:11:35 am »
Quote from: Sysice on November 25, 2009, 12:38:23 am
THAT IS GREAT!
After all, toys are the murderers of a good work output.

Oh yeah, and I'm going to destroy the latest dwarf caravan. They brought reindeer meat. To Santa.

Our casualties: one. Theirs: All but two. They will share the story. No reindeer meat.
Full on success.

No. They. Di-n't! 

Screenshots.  Now.

Also, make sure Santa has a nice stockpile of coal, and the woodburning skill, for all the bad girls and boys.  (This was my wife's idea, who never plays the game, but hears plenty about it.)
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2009, 01:27:28 am »
Something to be modded in for this to be...ummm....more win:
A Bumble for you to capture.
A human to be trained to randomly dig for gold.
(Once the health care section is finished by toady) An Elf dentist.
You need an island for all non masterwork toys.

and I giant ice carving of a Burl Ives snowman.  but that might cause nightmares.


Also, an arena for the "Reindeer Games".


Lava to melt ice and create a "fog"....somehow.......in artic weather.......that part of the story never really did make sense........
Someone needs to make the Heat Misers fortress....
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2009, 01:29:43 am »
Ooh... screenshots. You can see the dwarf skull, if you want. Or maybe the inside of the fortress.

Edit: Living in Alaska I can say that a very thick steam in cold weather, such as off a natural hot spring like Chena hot springs, can look like a fog. Maybe Santa had a hot tub?
« Last Edit: November 25, 2009, 01:36:40 am by Sysice »
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke on February 21, 2011, 01:33:32 pm
I managed to make a dog that bled bees.
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Imagine evil grass that looks like a mass of wriggling worms. Happy holidays!

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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2009, 05:24:01 am »
I thought Dorf Santa was called Ortho Cla(u)se?
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2009, 02:09:25 pm »
I'm wondering if Urist Claus sends the Hammerer to visit bad girls and boys... :o
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2009, 03:52:28 pm »
Quote from: Sysice on November 24, 2009, 11:02:58 pm
Guess what, kids! It's Urist Claus!!!
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Dabbling Butcher?

So that's why his clothes are red.
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Re: Comic to share with DF community
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2009, 07:00:17 pm »
Poor Santa was Workmurdered!
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