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Alexei403

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I burnt some goblins.
« on: November 21, 2009, 09:53:13 pm »
Small bit of collateral damage, but nothing anybody would really gripe too much about.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7317/pearclasps15region11816.png
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dogstile

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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 10:01:22 pm »
I want to see the elves face's when they see this.
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Quote from: Wraithsight on July 14, 2009, 07:33:54 pm
my champion is now holding his artifact crossbow by his upper left leg and still shooting with is just fine despite having no hands.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on July 14, 2009, 07:35:00 pm
What? He's firing from the hip.

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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 10:02:34 pm »
I'm reminded of the Engineer's taunt from TF2:

"Makin' Bacon"
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Quote from: Fishbulb on January 17, 2010, 10:31:01 am
And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

I'm going to be depressed all day now.

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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 11:14:48 pm »
Ever since I saw that first human being killed by boiling zinc, I've loved magma so much.  :)
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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2009, 11:20:47 pm »
Awful lot of debris out there - I see 5 wooden barrels, a wooden cage, some wilted plants, and a bunch of bones.

Did you set your own dwarves on fire and have to abandon/reclaim, or did you set a caravan (or perhaps several caravans) on fire?
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on September 17, 2009, 10:47:58 pm
It's amazing how dwarves can make a stack of bones completely waterproof and magmaproof.
Quote from: Neruz on September 18, 2009, 06:58:26 am
It's amazing how they can make an entire floodgate out of the bones of 2 cats.

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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2009, 11:36:38 pm »
Quote from: Alexei403 on November 21, 2009, 09:53:13 pm
Small bit of collateral damage, but nothing anybody would really gripe too much about.

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7317/pearclasps15region11816.png

...I think you got em...
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ein

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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2009, 11:49:30 pm »
WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED PEARCLASPS!
HOPE YOU LIKE MIASMA MAGMA.
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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2009, 12:01:34 am »
...Oh my god.

Project: Fuck the World 2.0

IT WORKS!!

IT WORKS!! (Sorta.)


...Is that a road of vomit?
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Skorpion

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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2009, 12:31:44 am »
Looks like a path of vomit; grass worn down to red sand, and puked on.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2009, 12:51:43 am »
Quote from: Blackburn on November 22, 2009, 12:01:34 am
...Is that a road of vomit?

Yes, it definitely looks like it. Could we somehow exploit this to make patterns with vomit?
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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2009, 12:54:09 am »
Build a roof, leaving gaps for the pattern.
Send out squads of cave-adapted dwarves.
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Alexei403

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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2009, 03:13:05 am »
The barrels and bones are due to caravans coming and getting fucked over by goblin ambushes because I was too lazy to open the doorway since I'm not trading anything with them anyway. Those cages? Every single one has a goblin in it (and there have been ten more since I took the screenshot), and they're going to get hammered to death by my main military dwarf (nicknamed Katie. I don't entirely know why.)

Wooden barrels apparently aren't burnt away by fire. Guess they need magma.

And I'm planning to cover every square inch of the ashes with magma using my giant magma storage pit off to the right there. It's 4 z levels high. Takes forever to fill. Totally worth it.

The vomit-road was due to my traffic-zones I am too lazy to set to normal. And now I won't, because having a vomit-road is just awesome if a little disgusting. >_>
« Last Edit: November 22, 2009, 03:15:02 am by Alexei403 »
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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2009, 05:52:19 am »
Awesome! +5 dwarvenness for that utterly dorfly solution.
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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2009, 07:55:44 pm »
Fuck the World Machine (Proper Noun)
     1) A device that devastates, burns or otherwise alters a large area in a negative way.
     2) A weapon that has a large blast radius or effective radius.

Example:http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7317/pearclasps15region11816.png

See also: Weapons of mass destruction
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Re: I burnt some goblins.
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2009, 10:10:22 pm »
Quote from: Alexei403 on November 21, 2009, 09:53:13 pm
Small bit of collateral damage, but nothing anybody would really gripe too much about.

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