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Phantom

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Text Adventure: 2 souls
« on: November 20, 2009, 12:06:59 am »

Argh, what happened? You slowly open your eyes to reveal that you're in the wreckage of a transport helicopter. Corpses are strewn around you. You hear alarms in the distance.
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You've been trapped in your apartment for an undetermined amount of time, the city went into lockdown. Recently you seen a military copter go down in the street. Corpses are all over the street. You finally been able to break open your apartment door and go outside. You see two streets. One is blocked by the helicopter. What are you gonna do?
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dragnar

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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 09:00:23 pm »

Green: search helicopter for something useful.

Blue: Go to helicopter.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 10:06:40 pm »

search for your gun

loot the copter
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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 12:59:12 am »

The whole place is looted...
What was that?!


You go to the copter and try to pry open the door, you hear a voice inside.
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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 01:03:25 am »

Was it a gun? Was it a talking gun?

Go berserk and kick door in.
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Phantom

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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2009, 01:06:13 am »

A guy wearing a BADASS LEATHER JACKET and BADASS SUNGLASSES kicks down the door with the strength of an LCS MEMBER with a CROWBAR

Oh hey, theres a living soldier, but no weapons.

Narrator: No completely capitalizing words.
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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2009, 01:37:42 am »

Both: attack narrator, assume control.

Do I have a badass coat?

Ask if the other guy knows what is going on
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2009, 01:42:19 am »

Both: You are fairly certain there has never been, or will be a Narrator.

Sir, whatever.
The man asks you whats going on. You shrug.


He doesn't know anything, sorry.

Mysterious Brown Text: "Braiiiiiiiiiins."

Both: WHAT THE?!
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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2009, 03:25:19 am »

Cower.

Strangle soldiers, DEATH TO THE OPPRESSORS.
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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2009, 11:12:32 am »

Use crowbar to kill zombie, change name to Gordon Freeman.

Look for a metal bar or something to use as a weapon.

Continue babbling about brains while yours gets bashed in.
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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2009, 01:33:53 pm »

No.  We don't have a crowbar either. You have a machete though.
NO. There ain't anything but your cricket bat.

A zombie starts running towards you!
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Re: Text Adventure: 2 souls
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2009, 07:48:02 pm »

By the power of Deus-ex-machina I banish the unholy abomination!
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