The mighty dwarven fortress of Shetbetholtar is a veritable utopia, having enjoyed a ten year golden age of peace and prosperity (technically, it's enjoyed ten years of "barely escaping annihilation," but that's peace and prosperity by dwarven standards). Year after year, the goblin hordes march to its mighty gates to plunder the treasures within, and they are struck down by the fortress's mighty champions and their war hammers, their defenses bolstered by rows of fiendish traps.
There is, however, a host of vile creatures against whom Shetbetholtar has had no defense:
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Yes, we've had carp problems. All of my fisherdwarves are dead, as are a few unlucky woodcutters and hunters and any dwarves who've tried to retrieve the equipment of the former three. I've forbidden said equipment and halted all logging by the riverside, and we've had no incidents since. Still, I'd like to be able to make use of the river beyond just feeding my well, and having these carp on my property anywhere makes me uneasy. It doesn't get cold enough for them to freeze to death, and trying to drain a body of water this huge seems impossible.
Time was, I'd load up my marksdwarves with ammo and station 'em close-ish to the river, hoping they'd shoot the bastards dead. Instead, they milled around, doing nothing, regardless of being set to engage dangerous animals. I don't quite know what the issue was, but they'd never open fire on them.
Lately: I've had a thought.
If I taught my hammerdwarves to swim, could they wade in and butcher all of them?
So, here's what I need to know... can dwarves be trained to swim? I know they can build up the "swimmer" skill, but I've never seen any allegations that this is put to use in Fortress Mode. What I want to know is whether a dwarf with sufficient swimmer skill will be able to navigate the river and fight in it. I'm perfectly capable of building a swimming pool (and in fact I may just do so for the hell of it, adding some needlessly elaborate ostentatiousness to the fortress), but I have no clue whether it'll be effective.
Is there anyone here who has tried this or something similar? Recommendations? Warnings?
Every carp must die!