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Flaede

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Dwarven Keyboard Music Making...
« on: November 15, 2009, 02:35:31 am »

so... a recent thread about organ music got me wondering:

Is the most Dwarven of Instruments
a) the hydraulic waterfall-driven Water Organ
b) Le Piano Du Chat
or
c) Something I'm forgetting about?

The Water Organ is old-tech. Hella loud. An Incredible, Complicated, Versatile, sometimes automated, Machine.
The Cat Piano is Ridiculously Improbable. Fiendish in sound and operation. Runs on Tortured Kittens.

I just can't decide.
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Re: Dwarven Keyboard Music Making...
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 02:47:16 am »

c) Goblin tears
But seriously I pick a)
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Re: Dwarven Keyboard Music Making...
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 04:05:38 am »

Your links are most wonky, but that water organ is most remarkable. If only it weren't so completely and totally impractical.

Note: While it may be impractical for people who can't really afford to get wet, it isn't such an impediment for dwarves (unless they drown) thus- magma organ?
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Re: Dwarven Keyboard Music Making...
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 11:49:36 am »

Your links are most wonky, but that water organ is most remarkable. If only it weren't so completely and totally impractical.

Note: While it may be impractical for people who can't really afford to get wet, it isn't such an impediment for dwarves (unless they drown) thus- magma organ?

Oh, oh you. Impracticality IS the very essence of dwarves.

Also, I nominate the sound of nobles shouting mandates.
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Re: Dwarven Keyboard Music Making...
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 03:20:44 pm »

I vote a variation of b.
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Re: Dwarven Keyboard Music Making...
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 06:21:38 pm »

That movie was among the most beautiful things i have seen in my life...  :o
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