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Run again or tell all?

Run it!
- 2 (25%)
Meh, just tell us what happened.
- 5 (62.5%)
Don't run it, but tell nothing, save it for later
- 1 (12.5%)
Just scrap the whole thing!
- 0 (0%)

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Author Topic: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: End - A fond farewell  (Read 34158 times)

CobaltKobold

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #120 on: November 16, 2009, 08:52:58 pm »

Error: You must specify weapon and room.
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Zai

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #121 on: November 16, 2009, 08:53:56 pm »

Error: You must specify weapon and room.

No, you're thinking of Clue.
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dakarian

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #122 on: November 16, 2009, 08:59:37 pm »


KILL ATTEMPT COUNTERED!
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Vector

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #123 on: November 16, 2009, 09:02:28 pm »

The maid walks away from Vector while speaking, "I believe that you view SirBayer as pretty and would look nice in a maid uniform.  If you need his room so you can see him tonight then I can supply that."


"I... what?" says Vector.  "No, I don't want to sleep with the Webadict.  Or men in dresses.  Or men.  Criminy."

He proceeds to wander around the room, examining the fixtures, tossing his apple from hand to hand.

"I mean, really... spend your life loving numbers and letters, and that alone.  It isn't like there's space for anything or anyone else."

Vector's bad habits, among many, include talking to himself.
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CobaltKobold

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #124 on: November 16, 2009, 09:05:11 pm »

"See? You did it wrong."

CobaltKobold tickles Elmo in the Lounge with the Dagger.

And slips Vector one of the Nash excerpts on game theory and pickups.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #125 on: November 16, 2009, 09:09:54 pm »

Pan takes away CobaltKobold's dagger and pockets it. "Don't be mean to Zai."
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dakarian

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #126 on: November 16, 2009, 09:22:58 pm »


The young woman watches Vector leave. 'He shouldn't deny himself.' She thinks as she attends to her duties.


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As Pandarsenic touches the dagger-but before he pockets it- a sense of dread falls upon him.
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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #127 on: November 16, 2009, 09:47:04 pm »

Pandarsenic punches the source of the dread in the face!

Unless it's the knife, in which case he tosses it out a window.
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YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Org

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #128 on: November 16, 2009, 09:47:44 pm »

Org punches Pandar out of the window.
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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #129 on: November 16, 2009, 09:59:44 pm »

Good Night.
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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #130 on: November 16, 2009, 10:02:45 pm »

Pan dodges and shoves Org into the window.
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[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Zai

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #131 on: November 16, 2009, 10:10:51 pm »

CobaltKobold tickles Elmo in the Lounge with the Dagger.

You can't tickle me with a dagger!
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dakarian

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #132 on: November 16, 2009, 10:14:02 pm »


The knife flies out of the window.  As it does, a gunshot is heard.  A bullet flies into the knife, deflecting the bullet slightly and causing it to miss Pandarsenic by a hair.  The knife falls but, instead of a 'thunk' you hear a 'UGG!!!' then a 'thump'

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Org rears back from the bullet in a panic and, instead of puniching Pandarsenic, slips and falls knocking himself unconscious.  Staff quickly arrive to stop Pandarsenic from shoving Org out of the window.


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Several hours later, night has fallen.  The group now sits in Meeting room D making idle chatter. 

A staff member appears and hangs a sign.  The sign reads:

Deadline:
4 people remain without a choice
4 out of 5 have ENDED.
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Vector

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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #133 on: November 16, 2009, 10:16:59 pm »

"Ah, Nash," Vector mutters to himself as he pages through the excerpt.  "Von Neumann was a really wonderful man..."

He rubs the bridge of his nose.  His eyes are deeply shadowed, as though he has slept too little of late.  Nightmares about the Spectral Theorem and Riemann crushing him under his foot?  Perhaps...

His thoughts are too clouded.  Decisions no longer come clearly.


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Re: Kill Webadict Now - Dakarian Edition: Day 1 Insanity is to the bone!
« Reply #134 on: November 16, 2009, 10:22:40 pm »

A small hand pats Vector's shoulder.  Turning, he sees the young maid's soft smile.

"This day will be over soon.  See?  We are waiting for only a few more."

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