The other games aren't abandoned, no. But they've been on delay because I've been quite sick. At this point I'm still sick- only now I'm awake enough to get bored, yet still too sick to do anything especially clever or mathematical. As a result, I now offer you a forum game which I expect- no, promise- to be
entirely stupid.
You are in
SOUTHERN CANADA. It is
ALWAYS RAINING, and because it is winter it is
FNUCKING COLD. The year is
1978. America is in the
OIL CRISIS, and most of the northern states have
SECEEDED. The resulting provinces are
VERY LAWLESS. Many towns and travellers fall prey to wandering bands of
VIKINGS or
DANGEROUS WILDLIFE. There are rumors of
NINJAS, but no-one has ever seen them and lived to tell the tale. Most vehicles, even civilian ones, are lightly armored and carry some mounted weaponry. Most everyone exercises their right to bear arms, whereas their right to arm bears is seldom successfully practiced.
You have just arrived at
Finch's camp. Finch is the
SHADY DIRIGIBLE MERCHANT. You have all, while you may go your separate ways in time, been called upon to ambush a convoy of trucks carrying helium tanks. Finch may
PROVIDE OR SELL WEAPONS for the job, but he is a
CHEAP BASTARD.
To join, state your:
AGE
GENDER
APPEARANCE
HISTORY (optional, may gain you logical skills)
UNUSUAL SKILL (just one or two)
It is assumed that you are reasonably athletic, a serviceable marksman and familiar with most common weapons unless stated otherwise.
You arrived at the camp in:
A) A horse (Not much good in combat, but it can handle terrain cars could never cross)
B) A Jeep with a mounted MG turret
C) A Pickup truck with hood-mounted MGs
D) A tricked out
rock crawlerE) A pogo stick
Vehicles include repair kits, and you inherently have a basic idea of how to fix the vehicle you own
Your main weapon is:
A) An AK-47
B) A Sniper Rifle
C) A double-barreled shotgun
D) A Nerf rocket launcher
Your secondary weapon is:
A) A sword
B) A pistol
C) An RPG (two rockets)
D) Bear Hands, for when you need to kill fast and
bullets too slow!Your tool is:
A) A few hand grenades
B) A rock climber's kit (implied skills to use it)
C) A brick of C4 with the necessary paraphernalia
D) A knife
E) Some medical supplies
F) A 20 sided dice
You are wearing (in addition to implied barely-adequate winter clothes):
A) A light bulletproof vest
B) A warm, waterproof set of clothes
C) An extra-large backpack (choose an extra tool or weapon)
D) A pirate hat