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[Draco18s]

In any other community, this thread would have been reported.

Yeah.  That's why I love DF.

[Kulantan]

Sometimes the amount of evil on this forum gives me a little thrill akin to sexual pleasure horrifies me. Just saw a thread in the modding sub-forum about how to create slaves and how much they should cost....

There must be a way to combine these ideas...

Kulantan cancels post: taken by fell mood.

[Rowanas]

I occasionally feel truly terrible for killing thousand year old happily married goblins. Then I remember that it's a game and nobody cares, so I butcher them in the most horrific way possible.

[Timst]

Well, no one forced them to attack you without any reasons once your population reach 80.

Wait, Toady did.

[Armok]

This thread is win!

[Sabre_Justice]

You people are sick.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm trying to figure out how to get my entire fortress killed.

[Danarca]

There were that thread about the human trade liasion living under the brokers thread who kept popping out a baby once a year, apparently because she were married to a caravan guard who sent out his spores to impregnate her once a year.

So if we go by that, elves would, since they're sentient, just need a lot of females married to men, while on the same map.
That's the trouble, they need to be married...

Wait, that werewolf thread, he added pet and some other tag ([CAN_LEARN] & [CAN_SPEAK]) meant they formed relationship and finally 2 werewolves married...

...

Add [PET] to elves?

[Shakma]

What if you embark on an elf town?

I've never done it.  Do they breed then?  If you add [PET] would they?

[RedKing]

Anyways, elves and humans and goblins and such won't reproduce, but you could always breed almost-people creatures like Mountain Gnomes or whatever if you want to create some set-up to butcher sentient creatures for leather shoes and trade goods.

I always heard that gnomes were connected to shoemaking...I just didn't know the sordid details. 

[Huesoo]

Lock up your elf merchants and remove the intelligent tag. High Five!