[Sorry if everything looks weird, my integrated chipset doesn't support shadows/lighting.]
Welcome to the Dwarves' Republic of Giftedlabored, the place where your hard daily labor is
always well-appreciated, even if not rewarded! Nestled between two mountains like an Elf chunk stuck in a wolf's teeth, Giftedlabored has all the utilities you expect from a modern fortress, including a bottomless pit for easy garbage disposal. Not only that, but the local magma pipe is right around the corner!
If you are a visitor, then you are most likely a
capitalist bastard marked for destruction merchant or trader of some sort. Which of course means that you will be taking the precarious sky-road to the trade depot! Made of microcline and orthoclause, and towering 11 z-levels above the ground, the sky-road is a sight to see!
If you
survive long enough continue your journey into the fortress itself, you will come across the trade depot. Housed in an elevated structure, again made of microcline and orthoclause, the trade depot sits high above the future meeting hall.
Did I forget to mention the friendly wildlife? Why, just the other day, a trader had a completely unexpected, but fully appreciated visit from a Giant Cave Swallow. Why, he was so completely
thrilled that he jumped right off the trading area at the first sight of the friendly birdie! His companions left later that season, overjoyed that they obtained a box of masterfully-crafted bone crafts. Praise the resourcefulness of Giftedlabored!
Oh, you want more? Just can't get enough? Well, here's another view. You can now clearly see the stilts, built by the tireless labors of common, downtrodden, completely unskilled working-class dwarves. See what marvels common workers can create when they unite! It may also be of interest to the visitor that the entire structure measures 13 z-levels from top to bottom.
The
slaves' comrades' rooms are on the bottom four levels of the great hall. The
filthy nobles Big Brothers are housed on the sixth level, from where they
lord it over their underlings offer emotional support and constructive criticism. The unoccupied fifth level has been reserved for the future
execution chambers Ministry of Love.
Now that you have seen the Trade Depot, perhaps you would like to examine some of our weapon traps in closer detail...?