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sonerohi

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Best goddess ever!
« on: November 06, 2009, 05:18:53 pm »


Thur, godess of lightning. So tantalizingly badassly close to Thor, god of thunder.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 05:25:09 pm »
Did thor have a wife?  If not, that could at least be a sister.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 06:00:42 pm »
Thors wife was Sif.
Her hair was made of gold because Loki clipped her old off, and Thor, being the badass God he was, ordered Loki to get some gold strings from the dwarves, which then began to grow on Sifs head.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2009, 06:22:21 pm »
yeah, Thor and Odin basically took whatever they wanted. Like Chuck Norris, who is their action figure.

also, Loki usualy got screwed over.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2009, 06:34:41 pm »
Moral of the story: somebody needs to figure out how to make gold wigs at a craftsdwarf workshop.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2009, 06:37:24 pm »
Quote from: Quantum Toast on November 06, 2009, 06:34:41 pm
Moral of the story: somebody needs to figure out how to make gold wigs at a craftsdwarf workshop.

All in agreement say Aye.

Aye.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 06:38:02 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on November 06, 2009, 06:22:21 pm
also, Loki usualy got screwed over.
Hey, Loki usually tried to fuck shit up for everybody else, so he had that coming.

But then again, he fathered Fenrir, easily the most bad-ass entity to have ever been thought of, so he's still cool.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 06:45:09 pm »
Loki was a malicious trickster, and he was directly responsible for some of the nastiest monsters in the Norse mythos. For all that the other gods hated him, he hated them right back, and there was a ton of infighting between them.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2009, 06:46:34 pm »
speaking of gods... I'm almost done modding in a flying spaghetti monster as a worshipable creature. (preferably spawning from bottomless pits)

and that is an awesome goddess... I wonder if they have a diety for alcohol?
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2009, 07:05:57 pm »
Quote from: Derakon on November 06, 2009, 06:45:09 pm
Loki was a malicious trickster, and he was directly responsible for some of the nastiest monsters in the Norse mythos. For all that the other gods hated him, he hated them right back, and there was a ton of infighting between them.
And that shit with Balder was just poor taste
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2009, 09:04:12 pm »
Quote from: Beanchubbs on November 06, 2009, 06:37:24 pm
Quote from: Quantum Toast on November 06, 2009, 06:34:41 pm
Moral of the story: somebody needs to figure out how to make gold wigs at a craftsdwarf workshop.

All in agreement say Aye.

Aye.

Why bother when I can add in Wigs to a clothier (just copy caps or whatever) and then make them out of adamantium?
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2009, 09:52:12 pm »
Quote from: Overspeculated on November 06, 2009, 07:05:57 pm
Quote from: Derakon on November 06, 2009, 06:45:09 pm
Loki was a malicious trickster, and he was directly responsible for some of the nastiest monsters in the Norse mythos. For all that the other gods hated him, he hated them right back, and there was a ton of infighting between them.
And that shit with Balder was just poor taste

Wasn't he the one killed by a dart made of holly?
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2009, 10:32:17 pm »
Yes he was but Loki killing him started ragnarok. I think the only ones that survived that was odin's sons.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2009, 08:54:18 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on November 06, 2009, 06:22:21 pm
yeah, Thor and Odin basically took whatever they wanted. Like Chuck Norris, who is their action figure.

also, Loki usualy got screwed over.

Yeah but Loki is a dick. (and one of my favourites)
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2009, 12:11:31 pm »
I can barely read that, but doesn't it say lightning and murder? That puts a slightly different spin on things.
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