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Eidalac

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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2009, 04:20:11 am »
Well, with regards to condoms, some people (of each gender) claim they reduce the pleasure of the act.

Still, I mean, it's a small cost (I'd have to think) for not having a baby (or worse) out of the deal.

But that's just me.
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2009, 04:35:18 am »
Well, if she wants a kid and you don't then no sex for you!

If you're honestly worried about catching an STD (and you should be) or getting her pregnant accidentally, no sex for you!

Hope you're not in this relationship solely for the sex.

Oh, yes, and it sounds like (from the bit about the songs) she wants to control your life utterly. If she starts mentioning 'Room 101' GET THE HELL OUT.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 04:37:10 am by Jackrabbit »
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2009, 07:26:00 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on November 08, 2009, 04:35:18 am
If she starts mentioning 'Room 101' GET THE HELL OUT.

Too late.
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is he okay?
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2009, 09:11:48 am »
Quote from: Vester on November 08, 2009, 03:02:11 am
Does she, I dunno, want to get pregnant or something? Because I can see no reason, (other than religious ones) why she would want you not to use contraceptives.
OP is rich and she wants to use pregnancy to pressure him into marrying her?
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #34 on: November 08, 2009, 09:36:47 am »
That's just sinister enough to be possible!
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #35 on: November 08, 2009, 09:56:27 am »
I know what's going on.

It's all gonna be in reverse.  She's going to implant her eggs inside him, where they'll be fertilized and grow inside him.

In nine months he'll burst open, releasing a dozen or so babies.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 12:44:16 pm by Cthulhu »
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2009, 11:04:25 am »
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Quote from: DJ on November 07, 2009, 12:23:20 pm
Might as well say she insists on anal and giving head to you.

You may call me weird, but i've never really seen why people are attracted to this...

Hate the idea of Anal.  Oral is nice though I prefer giving oral to the girl...
His girlfriend is on a hunger strike though. :(
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2009, 02:57:38 pm »
Call her fat and say she needs a hunger strike.

That should stir things up a bit.
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2009, 03:09:41 pm »
Why not ask her why she is doing these things?

If it's some retarded reason, go against it, and if she is'nt really a very nice person, leave her.
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2009, 04:57:33 pm »
Quote from: BuriBuriZaemon on November 06, 2009, 02:16:35 am
Let her wear the condom so you don't have to!

This.

You better do what she says, <a href="http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/w/k/Q/teethposter.jpg>OR ELSE.[/url]
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2009, 05:01:27 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on November 08, 2009, 03:09:41 pm
Why not ask her why she is doing these things?
I did and it got resolved but you guys are having so much fun I didn't want to interrupt.
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2009, 05:20:38 pm »
I thank you.
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2009, 05:22:21 pm »
Quote from: winner on November 08, 2009, 05:01:27 pm
Quote from: Jakkarra on November 08, 2009, 03:09:41 pm
Why not ask her why she is doing these things?
I did and it got resolved but you guys are having so much fun I didn't want to interrupt.

Soooo...


What happened?
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2009, 11:30:37 pm »
Quote from: Jakkarra on November 08, 2009, 05:22:21 pm
Quote from: winner on November 08, 2009, 05:01:27 pm
Quote from: Jakkarra on November 08, 2009, 03:09:41 pm
Why not ask her why she is doing these things?
I did and it got resolved but you guys are having so much fun I didn't want to interrupt.

Soooo...


What happened?
>:( I'm not going to indulge in your voyeurism.
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Re: My girlfriend
« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2009, 11:33:51 pm »
 About time somebody stopped enabling us.
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