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[winner]

My girlfriend is saying she is going to go on a hunger strike if I wear a condom.  She's threatening to tell my family that I'm being mean to her (they would laugh about that).  She's teaching me songs with the moral that you should do whatever your girlfriend wants.  And is trying to guilt me for being so cruel to her.
It's hilarious

[Cthulhu]

I think you're making this up.

Make her take birth control pills and go along with it.

[sneakey pete]

I hope you're making this up.

[winner]

I think you're making this up.

Make her take birth control pills and go along with it.

We tried that before.

[Duke 2.0]

 Well, as far as birth control those are likely the most convenient you got. All you have now is either surgery or timing your intimate moments with the month and you taking lots of hot soaks.

[winner]

Thank you, well that's that then.

[Kagus]

Cruel?  How...  What?  How the hell is that being mean?  This makes no sense.  What's her reasoning?

Or does she have any?

[sonerohi]

This role-reversal hurts my brain. The female is complaining about the males desire to not have childrens?

[Rilder]

Don't forget the morning after pill.

And don't forget you could always.. you know... pull out.

[Kagus]

And don't forget you could always.. you know... pull out.

Right, because that ALWAYS works.

[BuriBuriZaemon]

Let her wear the condom so you don't have to!

[Jakkarra]

Ask her the reasoning behind this.

Also, there's not really much you can do about it, try to turn her around.

Wait a second...

[Kagus]

Guy: "But honey, try to see things my way-..."

Girl: "That doesn't mean looking in the same direction!"

[Rilder]

And don't forget you could always.. you know... pull out.

Right, because that ALWAYS works.

More reason to practice!

[Muz]

Just wear it. Is it so hard to wear a condom? She could have some disease for all you know.