I'm hoping it happens. Then the revolution will begin.
Even better:
"Hey ABC. I'm notifying you that your website infringes on my copyrights. You are required to take it down. Or you can pay me $10,000,000 not to notify you. Your choice."
Of course, I'll need a place to brag about my ridiculous actions, and I think I know how. It's called IPR - Internet Packet Radio. Basically, imagine a HAM radio array set up to send digital rather than analog transmissions, and hooking it up to a normal file transfer system.
Then you just need a constantly-updating internet index and a few more knicknacks, and you have a single radio node that can scan the airwaves and join a wireless network that is totally free of regulation- and impossible to regulate. Sure bandwidth would be somewhat smaller, but for text it just won't matter.
You won't have DNS or any other "centralized" elements, but who cares?
And let us remember- terrible as it might seem to think that we might loose our access to lolcats, rickrollings, and other stale memes, there are people out there who don't have problems with big corporations stifling their "digital culture". They have problems with, for instance, 50 year old landmines and shrapnel from misfired rockets, roving bands of militias, alternating seasons of drought and flood, and/or wildlife of the sort that we pretend to fight.
Complaint about loosing the privilege of internet access, taken in that light, seems a pathetic thing to take much offense at.
And so, for all my jingo and frevor, all my plans of IPR schemes and such, I try to keep my perspective. We in the western civilized world (and Japan) have it pretty good. It is our responsibility to keep those freedoms, but the internet is just a privilege. And if it's taken away, well, we'll still find our way around.