Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Ah Crapola  (Read 1542 times)

Afthartos

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Ah Crapola
« on: November 05, 2009, 06:30:53 am »
Ok. Here's the situation.

Upper level: personal suites for starting seven
Ground level: entrance, barracks, drawbridges, trade depot, trading goods
B1: dining hall, food stockpiles
B2: output stockpiles
B3: workshops
B4: input stockpiles
B5: housing
B6: nobles

now comes the fun part. I hit the fun stuff when my miners dug out last few stones in nobles quarters. No military. No traps. And no nobles to use as cannon fodder.
Logged
Quote from: x2yzh9 on December 27, 2009, 11:49:58 pm
YOU SIR, HAVE COMMITED DORF SCIENCE!

majic13

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ah Crapola
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 06:43:05 am »
Traps wouldn't help anyway. Did you break into the actual funhouse, or did you just find a seam of funonite ore? If the former, wall it up again as soon as you can. If the latter, just be careful what you dig out and work on building up your military.
Logged

Haedrian

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ah Crapola
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 06:45:10 am »
If all else fails collapse the building on their heads.

And be sure to film it, so we can all have a good laugh about it.
Logged
When life gives you kittens, make biscuits

Likes llamas for their long necks

Afthartos

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ah Crapola
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 06:57:07 am »
Quote from: majic13 on November 05, 2009, 06:43:05 am
Traps wouldn't help anyway. Did you break into the actual funhouse, or did you just find a seam of funonite ore? If the former, wall it up again as soon as you can. If the latter, just be careful what you dig out and work on building up your military.
Funhouse isn't open yet. been thinking about starting over from initial save, so I can get my fortress about ready and then dig into that layer again. And I also don't want a king yet
Logged
Quote from: x2yzh9 on December 27, 2009, 11:49:58 pm
YOU SIR, HAVE COMMITED DORF SCIENCE!

Canadark

  • Bay Watcher
  • meet me in the mead hall
    • View Profile
Re: Ah Crapola
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 07:18:07 am »
Don't worry about it! If all you've done is strike the pretty blue stones you are still in the clear. You need to dig deeper to let out the clowns.
Logged
Quote from: Dakk on October 24, 2009, 10:52:09 pm
You all do know that we everytime we gen a world in DF, a new universe is created somewhere, and everytime we delete a save we kill a whole world?
Aye, we are Armok, god of blood, evil, villager gutting, fortress building, legend making and elf thongs.

They Got Leader

  • Bay Watcher
  • Current Fortress:
    • View Profile
    • Steam Profile
Re: Ah Crapola
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 03:26:03 pm »
The clowns wont come until you hit their car. Congrats on getting Funonite without the clowns!
Logged
Quote from: Urist McDwarfFortress
You do not understand the ways of Toady One. He is not a business, he's just a guy trying to make a fun game. He's invited people to come along and experience the journey with him (and help him test it out as he goes along). At the end of the day, I don't think his main goal is to sell Dwarf Fortress, its just to create the best game possible.

Satarus

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ah Crapola
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 03:33:20 pm »
Closing the clown car after it's been opened will kill your FPS.  All the clowns keep trying to path out but can't.  Oh well.  Start building chests for your king cause he's gonna get pissed and go crazy if he doesn't get them when he comes to stay.
Logged
Quote
You need to make said elf leather into the most amazing work of art.  Embed it with every kind of gem you have, stud it with metals, and sew images into it.  Erect a shrine outside your fort with that in the center.  Let the elves know that you view their very skin as naught more but a medium for your dwarves to work on.

Afthartos

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ah Crapola
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 03:39:30 pm »
Quote from: Satarus on November 05, 2009, 03:33:20 pm
Closing the clown car after it's been opened will kill your FPS.  All the clowns keep trying to path out but can't.  Oh well.  Start building chests for your king cause he's gonna get pissed and go crazy if he doesn't get them when he comes to stay.

Should i install all of my levers into kings quarters?
Logged
Quote from: x2yzh9 on December 27, 2009, 11:49:58 pm
YOU SIR, HAVE COMMITED DORF SCIENCE!

Qwernt

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Ah Crapola
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 06:31:23 pm »
Just make the king's room in the middle of you funorrite mine.  He will be very happy with valuable floor and walls.  But as was said - he likes his chests.
Logged