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Author Topic: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress  (Read 5204 times)

Phantom

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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2009, 08:26:10 pm »
I remember lurking and I think I found something COMPLETELY LIKE THIS! It was in DF General Discussion.
Heres one.
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=916.0
And another.
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=1705.0
Oh and one Itnetlolor made but it isn't really like this, he was just talking about how some things on the TV Schedule were probably organized by dwarves.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2009, 08:28:22 pm »
16. When you attempt to mince beer.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2009, 08:38:47 pm »
17. You know you've played DF too much when you pick up a National Geographic and look through the pictures for a good embark site.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2009, 09:21:42 pm »
18. You know you've played too much DF when you consider an active volcano to be the best possible place for a factory that has anything to do with the metal industry.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2009, 12:13:43 am »
19. You don't need the legend.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2009, 12:37:27 am »
20. You dream in ASCII, or your dreams become roguelike.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2009, 05:22:47 am »
21. You consider yourself too sober, when (if) sober.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2009, 06:11:47 am »
22. When you are covered head to foot in blood and vomit and are only slightly bothered by it.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2009, 10:51:56 am »
23. After dining in a fancy restaurant, not even the death of your closest relatives/friends would bother you much.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2009, 04:04:41 pm »
24. Sickness breaks out in your family. Therefore you think toady released version #40e
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2009, 04:07:55 pm »
25: After becoming a manager, you think that DF is eerily accurate to reality.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2009, 04:27:11 pm »
Labor shortages are dealt with by having a single person not carry anything, while a person follows him around carrying stuff for him.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2009, 07:41:36 pm »
27. You've been playing too much DF If you believe time only passes when anyone or anything moves.

EDIT: Fix'd
« Last Edit: November 05, 2009, 12:14:19 am by Itnetlolor »
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2009, 08:45:44 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on November 04, 2009, 07:41:36 pm
27. If you believe time only passes when anyone or anything moves.

(as opposed too...?)
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2009, 08:54:15 pm »
28. You know you've played DF too much when your beard catches on fire and you don't notice.
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