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Author Topic: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress  (Read 5201 times)

Jetsquirrel

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202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« on: November 03, 2009, 12:36:22 pm »

The title says it all just think up one thing that happens if you play too much DF
you can post multipipe times but you ahve to wait 1 post for that.
and dont forget to number them!
and start with this sentence "You played too much DF when......" and continue from there

1.You played too much DF when, you rush outside for that strangers sock

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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 12:42:43 pm »

2. You know that you have played too much DF when you consider furniture to be more comfortable the more spikes it has.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2009, 12:47:25 pm »

3. You played too much DF when: the mushrooms outside look like a viable booze source
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2009, 12:51:49 pm »

4. You played too much DF when you think you can solve world hunger by pouring magma on it.

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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2009, 01:07:23 pm »

You know that you have played too much DF when you give up fishing for fear of carp.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2009, 01:08:46 pm »

6. You played too much DF when you make physics cry.

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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2009, 05:05:08 pm »

7. You can readily understand the ASCII codes.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 05:21:51 pm »

8.  You see someone carrying a cabinet and immediately respect him as a mighty warrior.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2009, 05:22:51 pm »

9) You've ever hit someone with a cabinet.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2009, 05:27:47 pm »

10: When walking outside, you keep thinking of how epic it would be to build a fort.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2009, 05:41:31 pm »

11. You played too much DF when you've been playing for so long, that you can't help but to throw up whenever you walk outside in the sunlight.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2009, 06:30:16 pm »

12. ...when: You think of Canada, and the first thing that comes to mind about the landscape is how relatively unsettled it is, with plenty of tree-covered hills, often with exposed rock faces, a warm summer and cold winter, wildlife to hunt...
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2009, 06:39:07 pm »

13. You played too much DF when you truly think that log cabin of yours really is fireproof because all of the walls, floors, and roof were constructed.

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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2009, 07:58:21 pm »

14. You keep all your valuables outside neatly in a square.
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Re: 202 ways to know that you play too much Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2009, 08:22:39 pm »

15. When a relative gets hurt or injured, you think it's more effective to keep them in their bed bringing them buckets of water rather than taking them to the hospital.
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