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[Vanigo]

4. You played too much DF when you think you can solve world hunger by pouring magma on it.

You can't? Mind you, the logistics would be problematic; there are certainly much easier ways to kill off everyone in famine-stricken parts of the world.

29. You try to smooth and engrave a rock wall with your bare hands.

[Akigagak]

30: You think you can tell anyone at all to build a bed, with no instruction or training.

[Jetsquirrel]

31. You played too much DF when you start wondering why baby and kids dont have beards

[Killas[SiN]]

32. You have played too much DF when you are commiting kitten genocide.

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Edit'd for grammar.

[Killas[SiN]]

33. You have played too much DF when you masturbate over the prospect of the next DF release...

[Great Sun God]

34 :You've been playing too much DF when: You're in a concert/convention/large group of people and are concerned for your FPS

[Tack]

35. You've been playing too much DF when: You find yourself neglecting assignments for fanfic.

[mainiac]

36. You throw a party without any food or drinks.  No one comes, but you are too busy enjoying your table to notice.

[Dakk]

37. You expect microline to have a shining blue colour.

[Itnetlolor]

38. You drink cautiously around any sort of flame in fear your booze may explode.

[Sensei]

39. You go down a Z-level to get to your basement.

[qwertyuiopas]

40. You are surprised when your house collapses, as it was certainly supported by an entire staircase!