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[Vector]

All right, that seems clear enough.

Unvote Diakron.

Eduren.

[ToonyMan]

Alright, we've had sufficient talk about various subjects that I feel putting this out here would be good for the town.

You see, kiddies, I'm the IRS. I can check a person's tax records to see their alignment. On the first night, I found out ToonyMan was pro-town. On the second night, I found out Eduren was town. On the third night, I found out that Mephanasteras is town, but I was also told I rechecked Eduren's records and found out he's really pro-mafia. Thus, I'll unvote Webadict and vote Eduren.  No, I have no idea why I rechecked Eduren, it's probably role related or something, I don't really know. I didn't ask Pand to do it, I inspected Meph. I'd also like to point out that I inspected Meph, not Dakarian, the logical one to inspect if I thought they were both scum.

Note that for all of them, those are people I targetted. I have no idea if those people are in fact the ones I hit, I didn't recieve any indication as to who I actually inspected (except for the recheck on Eduren, which did specifically say his name)

No wonder you haven't been attacking me this game.  :-P

Unvote Cheeetar.  Vote Eduren.  I can't see why you would lie right now anyway.

I bet your role gives town the first time, then the next night you're told if you slipped up and they're actually scum.

[dakarian]

Another option: It was a slip based on Eduren being converted. 

Meh.. for once, I'll bite.  Unvote Mr.Person

Vote Eduren

[ToonyMan]

Hey, that doesn't count as a third vote!  I started typing that before I saw Vector's post!

Scumlist:
Cheeetar, Webadict, and Eduren.

That's a wrap.

[Mephansteras]

Hmm...ok, interesting.

So, we have 12 players, with 3 Mafia.

Assuming that Mr.Person is telling the Truth (big assumption, I know), then we now have the following as town:

Mephansteras
dakarian
ToonyMan
Mr.Person

With Eduren as Mafia (probably the Replacement? Not sure, although it would fit with Web's list)

That gives us:
Cheeetar
GlyphGryph
Vector
Webadict
Org
Diakron
RedWarrior0

As possible scum.

Anyone have any information to back up what Mr.Person just said?

Fake-Edit: Whoa...let's not all jump to a bandwagon too quickly here. We don't know that Mr.Person is telling the truth yet.

[Pandarsenic]

VOTE COUNT FUNERAL
ToonyMan [2]: Cheeetar, Diakron
Mr.Person [1]: RedWarrior0
Org [2]: Webadict, Mephansteras
Eduren [4]: Mr.Person, Vector, ToonyMan, Dakarian

4 to lynch

EDUREN HAS BEEN LYNCHED STOP POSTING

[GlyphGryph]

GODDAMNIT I WAS PRE-EMPTED SIX TIMES

Mr. P, assuming what you say is true, did it clearly differentiate between "pro-town" and "town" as your post implied? Because that would be an interesting comment on ToonyMan's status.

ok i'm confused what the hell is going on now???

I totally feel you there. But that kind of comment isn't exactly useful, and just because you're starting mid-game doesn't mean you're not scum, so a few quick questions - Are you happy with the role you received? Is there anyone you already think is scummy? Have you finished reading/processing the entire thread yet?

Speaking of which, I'm on page 28 of my re-read. Gonna make sure I don't miss stupid obvious stuff this time through hopefully.

Also, web, I was wondering why those three couldn't all be scum by your logic, since the game started 19/4 and two scum died and people mentioned multiple times that at least one person was converted, so that would be three. (Are we sure that there was only one conversion, by the way?). Still, the chances of all three turning scum does seem unlikely somehow...

Anyways, back to work for now. ::warily looks around to evade gaze of the level boss:: Will continue reviewing thread, hopefully I'll have picked out something useful to throw at people by the time I come back. Or I'll end up having to read it a third time, whatever.

Also, can someone explain the current hammer rules? Does the day immediately end the moment someone gets a majority of votes?

[Pandarsenic]

GlyphGryph, you get out of being modkilled because you were PROBABLY just mashing the post button by this point.

[Pandarsenic]

You all are discussing when a man in parachute pants shuffles through the thread. As the fourth vote is placed, he yells "Stop!"

"Hammertime!" He pulls a gun from his oversized legwear and shoots Eduren in the head. He shuffles out of the thread.

Can't Touch This rule is no longer in effect.

You notice as well that Mr.Person is gone. Suddenly, the president's security detail rushes onto the scene, a moment too late! Glenn Beck has caused President Barack Eduren Obama has been impeached, with a gun.

Eduren - Barack Obama - Unwitting Town Lynchee
  You're the President of the United States. With the powers outlined in the U.S. Constitution, you can grant a pardon to any number of players at any point in the day, which will prevent their lynch on that day. You cannot pardon yourself. Pardoning someone will, upon their failed lynch, reveal your identity as Barack Obama. In addition, the Secret Service will protect you from all nightkills for one night. Beware, someone in this game may want you impeached. You win when all scum are dead.

Mr.Person - Glenn Beck - Lyncher
   Socialists are destroying this country! Your goal is to identify the BARACK OBAMA, leader of the dirty socialists, and have him removed from office. But he can't be killed by independent action, oh no. You're a man of the people, and the people must vote that Barack Obama be impeached. And by impeached we mean killed. Each night, you can pay off a government official to read a player's tax files, learning if they are PRO-MAFIA or PRO-TOWN, as well as if they are a SOCIALIST (only Barack Obama is a socialist). If Barack Obama is assassinated, you become an ordinary townie. If you succeed in lynching Barack Obama (oh the awkward implications) you disappear from the game. You win when you lynch Barack Obama, but if he is assassinated, you win when all scum are dead. You are not considered to be scum.

The sun plunges downward from the sky, abruptly ending the day. You all go to sleep.

DO IT.

Night ends 11 PM Pacific on Friday, December 18. That's over 30 hours, I'm sure you'll all manage.

[Pandarsenic]

Need a replacement for Org, who has kindly informed us he's going on vacation.

[Pandarsenic]

Cheddarius replaces Org. Night extended to 11 PM Pacific of the 23rd to give him time to read up and submit his action.

[Pandarsenic]

Night extended until I get my laptop back, obviously.

[Pandarsenic]

After an inordinately long time, the sun rises. Webadict is not among you!

You find him lying on a pile of papers.

Webadict - Pandarsenic
  You are Pandarsenic, the Moderator. Once per game, during a night phase, you can consult your my your... notes on a player, seeing their role PM. Your result is never inaccurate (you cannot be redirected). If you Cheat to find a mafia member's role PM, the part informing them of their partners and their chat URL will be removed, but that they are Mafia and how their ability interacts with the MAFIAKILL action will remain. You win when all scum are dead.

Unfortunately, whatever he'd been reading is too bloodstained to make out.

What matters is nine of you remain.

Day Ends no sooner than 11 PM Jan 7.

I AM SPARTACUS RULE IS NOW IN EFFECT

[Eduren]

Holy quicklynch Batman!

(I've held this joke in the whole night)

[ToonyMan]

Screw this game man.  I'm playing horribly and I keep switching roles EVERY GOD DAMN NIGHT.
Still, quick-lynching Eduren is fun.

Vote Dakarian.  Whatever.