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[Pandarsenic]

You awaken and find your former king of kings, Dakarian, has been slain. A most unfortunate occurrence.

Shenanigans Rule is now in effect.

"That won't help you," Vector points out. He pulls out a switchblade. Which is odd, because he's a Potted Plant. Psychotic Clown GlyphGryph pulls out a knife as well.

"We vote to No Lynch. That hammers it. Game over, townies."

Dead: http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/wpeRTNYkZkUfy

Mafia: http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/Z7BADzmY3cevm

Full true original role list and actions:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

N6:
Cheeetar: Shenanigans Rule
Vector Glyphgryph: Mafiakill Dakarian, Bus Cheeetar with Meph


D5: King of Kings: Mephansteras votes Dakarian, Dakarian votes Cheeetar, Cheeetar votes Dakarian; Dakarian crowned, Lynches Cheddarius

N5:
Cheeetar: Ozymandias Rule, NaiveInvestigate Dakarian, 0%Protect Dakarian
Dakarian: NaiveInvestigate Cheeetar, 0%Protect Mephansteras
Diakron: Blocks Dakarian, Investigate Dakarian, 0%Protect Dakarian
Mephansteras: Forced !none [Prod]
Vector Cheddarius GlyphGryph: Plantlaser Diakron, 0%Protect Cheddarius; Stare Cheeetar, 0%Protect GlyphGryph; Mafiakill Diakron, 0%Protect Vector

D5: RedWarrior0 hammered by ToonyMan, who rolls 1 an flips as The Mayor of Can Town

N4:
Cheeetar: Activate Spartacus Rule
Diakron: Ill Beats on ToonyMan
Vector Org GlyphGryph: Kill RedWarrior0 [Redirected to Webadict], Stare is !none, Bus RedWarrior0 with Webadict

D4: Lynch Eduren, Mr.Person disappears

N3:
SirBayer: SCIENCE! on Dakarian
Cheeetar: Can't Touch This Rule
Mr.Person: Investigate Mephansteras for Socialism - Negative, protown, revelation of Eduren's socialism
Rashilul-Diakron: Roleblock Cheeetar (Doesn't work, Bastard Mod cannot be roleblocked)
Webadict: Cheat Eduren
SHAD0Wdump-GlyphGryph Vector Org: Bus Rashilul & Mr.Person, mafiakill SirBayer, stare Webadict

D3: Dakarian accurately chaoskills ExKirby. CobaltKobold is lynched

N2:
SirBayer: SCIENCE! on nobody
Cheeetar: Try Again Rule
Mr.Person: Investigate Eduren for Socialism - Delayed positive, protown
Apostolic Nihilist: Dakarian is Town [NAIVE COP]
Rashilul: Roleblock NOBODY. FORCED !NONE FROM INACTIVITY
Webadict: Cheat CobaltKobold (blocked by Radiation Sickness)
SHAD0Wdump Vector Org CK: Bus Org and RedWarrior0, kill Apostolic Nihilist, bodyguard Vector, stare Nobody due to Inactivity

D2: KWN Rule switches ToonyMan and Rashilul's roles. Lynch Neruz

N1:
SirBayer: SCIENCE! on Webadict
Cheeetar: Kill Webadict Now Rule
Neruz: Mr.Person redir to ToonyMan
SHAD0Wdump: Bus Dakarian & Org
Mr.Person: Investigate ToonyMan for Socialism (redirected to ToonyMan) (Oh the irony) - Negative, protown
Apostolic Nihilist: Mutate into a Naive Cop.
ToonyMan: Roleblock Rashilul
Webadict: Cheat Dakarian's Role (accidentally to Org but roleblocked anyway)
Leafsnail Vector Org CK: Replace SHAD0Wdump by Leafsnail, Stare Intimidatingly at Webadict by Org, Protect Org by CK (Accidentally to Dakarian)

D1: Lynch Zai. Zai wins.

Players and Roles:
01. SirBayer - Nuclear Rocket Surgeon
  You're a Nuclear Rocket Surgeon. As a man of SCIENCE, you are capable of using the "SCIENCE!" action on someone. If they are attacked, you will perform surgery on them, saving their life. If they have a delayed kill going to happen to them, you will cure their cancer (or whatever it is they have). However, if neither of those is true, you will irradiate them, which will make them sick, blocking their action the next night. If you irradiate someone with radiation sickness already, they will die. You win when all scum are dead.
 
02. Cheeetar - Bastard Mod
  You make a mess of things, don't you? Because you didn't tell everyone all the rules, you get to make them up as you go! Each night, you must bring one of the rules into effect for the following day and night. You don't know what they do until the rule expires (unless the rule itself makes a demand). Each rule can be used once.
- Kill Webadict Now
- Shenanigans
- Carelessness
- Inattentiveness
- Distractedness
- Forgetfulness
- Can't Touch This
- Laziness
- "And then Mod was a Bastard."
- Spartacus
- OUTRIGHT SHAMELESS LIES
- Ozymandias
- Try Again
- Bad Ideas
You win when all scum are dead.
 
SECRET:
Kill Webadict Now - The person lynched in the following day switches the roles, but not alignments, of the person he voted for and the person who hammered him. If the town no-lynches, the person who was lynched didn't vote, etc., everyone gains a nightkill action for the duration of that night. A player with votes on him will be randomly selected as of the first vote count and will have their votes number changed to a question mark.
Shenanigans - Does nothing.
Carelessness - Everyone has their night action targets selected by random.org instead of whomever they chose.
Inattentiveness - Everyone is roleblocked the next night.
Distractedness - From this point on, the game is on a deadline.
Forgetfulness - All day actions are blocked the next day.
Can't Touch This - The hammer takes half as many votes, rounded up (3->2, etc.)
Laziness - All night and day actions resolve the next night/day.
"And then Mod was a Bastard." - Everyone is a Death Miller.
Spartacus - Everyone gains a naive investigation and a 0% protect in addition to their normal abilities for one night; all can be used at the same time.
OUTRIGHT SHAMELESS LIES - No effect
Ozymandias - The town must first elect a "King of Kings," who will then determine the day's lynch.
Try Again - If a townie is lynched, the vote count resets and the townie lynched becomes impossible to vote for as long as Try Again is in effect.
Bad Idea - If a townie is lynched, the vote count resets and the townie lynched becomes impossible to vote for as long as Try Again is in effect.
 
03. Neruz - Altar of the World Machine
  You are an altar. If there was a cult, it would make sacrifices on you, but there is not. Instead, you've become able to ALTER things FOR the World Machine. You are a redirector. Redirect [Player1] to [Player2] (or back to [Player1]) will cause [Player1] to change his target. You win when all scum are dead.
 
04. Dakarian - Evangelist of the Lord of Chaos Cult
  You are an Evangelist of the Lord of Chaos Cult. Unfortunately, you have no followers and aren't a very convincing speaker, so you can't recruit anyone. However, you can spread chaos. And nothing is better for chaos than people dying in the middle of the day for no reason.. Once per game, you make a post saying nothing other than "Wouldn't it be funny if [PLAYERNAME] died for no reason whatsoever?" When you post this, the next time I log on, I will immediately modkill this player. You lose this power as of Night 3. Of course, the Mafia isn't likely to spare you... so you'll just have to kill them first. You win when all scum are dead.
SECRET: This kill has a 50% chance of being redirected randomly.
 
05. SHAD0WDump - Psychotic Clown [replaced by GlyphGryph]
  You're a maniac. You're a psychotic clown. You give children nightmares. You give ADULTS nightmares. You awaken a primal fear in a disproportionately large number of people. And you drive a clown car. You can kidnap two people and move them to each others' places of residence, an action others generally attribute to a Bus Driver. But no. You're a clown, you're psychotic, and you don't play by their rules. You win when all scum are dead.
 
06. Leafsnail - Envy (from FMA) - MAFIA
  MAFIA MEMBER. You are a homunculus. Your objective is to kill humans, naturally. Your philosopher's stone will prevent you from dying to one nightkill. You can, for the MAFIAKILL, use the REPLACE [PLAYER] action, which will kill you and convert the target (think of it as killing this person and taking his place. Or as being the Advanced Doppelganger from Paranormal. The mafia partners are Leafsnail (Envy), Vector (Potted Plant), Org (Imperial Titan, Imperator Class, a.k.a. the Huge Robot), and CobaltKobold (Kobold). You win when it is no longer possible for town to win. The Mafia Chat is at http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/Z7BADzmY3cevm
 
07. ExKirby - Rook
  You're a chess piece, adept at moving in straight lines, worth roughly five pawns- wait, no. You're actually a Rook, a bird of the species Corvus frugilegus. You are intelligent, capable of making tools with your beak, and folk tales claim you are responsible for escorting souls of the virtuous dead to heaven. You may speak with all dead players in the BYOR Dead Chat, here: http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/wpeRTNYkZkUfy
You win when all scum are dead.
 
08. Vector - Potted Plant - MAFIA
  MAFIA MEMBER. You are innocuous, unseen and unheard, but deadly. You are a Potted Plant, capable of photosynthesis. And by photosynthesis, we mean "You gather sunlight during the day, storing a unit of sunlight every day, and being able to use three units of sunlight (you can store up to four, with one added at the end of each day phase) to fire your PLANTLASER at any target." This is not a MAFIAKILL action, so it can be executed in tandem with the MAFIAKILL. The mafia partners are Leafsnail (Envy), Vector (Potted Plant), Org (Imperial Titan, Imperator Class, a.k.a. the Huge Robot), and CobaltKobold (Kobold). You win when it is no longer possible for town to win. The Mafia Chat is at http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/Z7BADzmY3cevm
 
09. Mr.Person - Glenn Beck - LYNCHER
  Socialists are destroying this country! Your goal is to identify the BARACK OBAMA, leader of the dirty socialists, and have him removed from office. But he can't be killed by independent action, oh no. You're a man of the people, and the people must vote that Barack Obama be impeached. And by impeached we mean killed. Each night, you can pay off a government official to read a player's tax files, learning if they are PRO-MAFIA or PRO-TOWN, as well as if they are a SOCIALIST (only Barack Obama is a socialist). If Barack Obama is assassinated, you become an ordinary townie. If you succeed in lynching Barack Obama (oh the awkward implications) you disappear from the game. You win when you lynch Barack Obama, but if he is assassinated, you win when all scum are dead. You are not considered to be scum.
SECRET: You learn about Barack Obama's identity the night AFTER you investigate him; the first night you get a negative result.
 
10. Mephansteras - Blacksmith
  You're a skilled smith, an expect metalworker capable of making excellent arms and armor. However, you are a pacifist and therefore cannot make any item that would help someone kill. However, you are very good at IDENTIFYing the effects of various weapons - you can tell what manner of weapon was used in one kill each day - this will also tell you the alignment of the user. A small number of "unconventional weapons" that you cannot identify exist. You win when all scum are dead.
 
11. Apostolic Nihilist - Charles Darwin
  You are, as the father of the concept of evolution, in possession of the powers of mutation. Each night, you can mutate, which will give you one or more of the following powers until you next mutate:
Kill
Inspect
Protect
Roleblock
 
You may draw any possible variant of the roles your receive with those powers (for instance, 0% vig, CPR Doctor, insane daycop) due to your own doubt in your theory. You win when all scum are dead.
 
SECRET:
random.org 01-30
01 Sane Cop
02 Insane Cop
03 Naive Cop
04 Paranoid Cop
05 S Daycop
06 I Daycop
07 N Daycop
08 P Daycop
09 0% Cop
10 0% Daycop
11 Doctor
12 CPR Doctor
13 Paranoid Doctor (Roleblock + Protect)
14 0% Doctor
15 Vigilante
16 0% Vigilante
17 Daytime Vigilante
18 0% Daytime Vigilante
19 JOAT
20 Confused JOAT 1 Kill<->Protect Inspect<->Roleblock
21 Confused JOAT 2 Kill<->Inspect Protect<->Roleblock
22 Confused JOAT 3 Kill<->Roleblock Protect<->Inspect
23 Confused JOAT 4 Kill->Protect->Inspect->Roleblock->K
24 Confused JOAT 5 Kill->Protect->Roleblock->Inspect->K
25 Confused JOAT 6 Kill->Inspect->Protect->Roleblock->K
26 Confused JOAT 7 Kill->Inspect->Roleblock->Protect->K
25 Confused JOAT 8 Kill->Roleblock->Protect->Inspect->K
26 Confused JOAT 9 Kill->Roleblock->Inspect->Protect->K
27 0% JOAT
28 Roleblocker
29 0% Roleblocker
30 OH HEY YOU CAN POISON PEOPLE. You have gained the "Poison" ability. PM me any player to poison and the last one you choose to poison during the day will die the next morning. You can change any time before the day ends.
 
12. Zai - Ninja Zombie Alien Pirate Lawyer Robot Doctor Spiderman - Jester
  Oh, wow. As a Ninja, you can avoid any non-nightkill action. As a zombie, you can come back to life from one death. As an alien, you can abduct a player for a night, roleblocking them and causing all actions targeting them to be roleblcked. As a Pirate, you can force everyone to talk like a pirate the next day. As a robot, you can gain one-shot versions of any ability used against you. As Doctor Spiderman, you can use your "SCIENCE"! ability to conduct research on someone, telling you all commands they can use other than MAFIAKILL (and roleblocking them, since you will web them to a wall to hold them still). Unfortunately, you can only do each of these once. Oh, and you're a Jester, so you win when you're lynched. If you win, others can still win. (as a Lawyer, the best thing for everyone is for you to be gone)
 
13. Eduren - Barack Obama - TOWN LYNCHEE
  You're the President of the United States. With the powers outlined in the U.S. Constitution, you can grant a pardon to any number of players at any point in the day, which will prevent their lynch on that day. You cannot pardon yourself. Pardoning someone will, upon their failed lynch, reveal your identity as Barack Obama. In addition, the Secret Service will protect you from all nightkills for one night. Beware, someone in this game may want you impeached. You win when all scum are dead.
 
14. ToonyMan - Dave Strider
  Wow. You're pretty cool. You can, each night, use ILL BEATS on [PLAYERNAME], which will cause them to spend the night listening to your ILL BEATS and ranting about bands nobody has ever heard of instead of doing... whatever they meant to be doing. At any point during a day phase, you may state in a post "BRO IS ALWAYS BRO" with no other text. Until the end of the day, Bro will stop you from being lynched. You win when all scum are dead.
 
15. Webadict - Pandarsenic
  You are Pandarsenic, the Moderator. Once per game, during a night phase, you can consult your my your... notes on a player, seeing their role PM. Your result is never inaccurate (you cannot be redirected). If you Cheat to find a mafia member's role PM, the part informing them of their partners and their chat URL will be removed, but that they are Mafia and how their ability interacts with the MAFIAKILL action will remain. You win when all scum are dead.
 
16. Org - Imperial Titan, Imperator Class - MAFIA
  MAFIA MEMBER. Jesus fucking Christ, you're huge. You're... really huge. Any action you take will be announced to anyone because they can't help but see you. You have the power to STARE INTIMIDATINGLY at someone. They will be so intimidated they cannot take any action that night. Your other ability is to STEP ON [PLAYERNAME], which will kill that player. In fact, you will stomp them so thoroughly you will kill them two times. This is a variant of the MAFIAKILL action. The mafia partners are Leafsnail (Envy), Vector (Potted Plant), Org (Imperial Titan, Imperator Class, a.k.a. the Huge Robot), and CobaltKobold (Kobold). You win when it is no longer possible for town to win. The Mafia Chat is at http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/Z7BADzmY3cevm 
 
17. CobaltKobold - Kobold - MAFIA
  MAFIA MEMBER. You are a Kobold, otherwise known as SKULKING FILTH. You must have made a wrong turn somewhere, because you're in a Mafia game instead of a Dwarf Fortress, but luckily, you have some allies, it seems. You should do your best to protect them, instead. You have equipment to Protect someone once, and you can act as a Bodyguard, dying in their place, any number of times. The mafia partners are Leafsnail (Envy), Vector (Potted Plant), Org (Imperial Titan, Imperator Class, a.k.a. the Huge Robot), and CobaltKobold (Kobold). You win when it is no longer possible for town to win. The Mafia Chat is at http://www.quicktopic.com/43/H/Z7BADzmY3cevm

Karma is noted in first post.

[Leafsnail]

I loved my role.  It was designed to create WIFOM on an industrial scale.

[Leafsnail]

By the way - dakarian - sorry for trying to screw you from beyond the grave.  Just seemed in-role, somehow.

[Cheddarius]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Zai]

I completely stopped paying attention to this very shortly after I died. I barely paid attention while I was alive, too, as I didn't need to. ♥

But I had attempted to sow chaos after I died. Didn't work 'cause EK died right after.

AND I WON THIS GAME FIRST. HA.

[Leafsnail]

I was totally planning to manipulate him, but dak send him to meet me in person before I could.

[Pandarsenic]

Yes, but winning is a binary function, not ranked. You won exactly as much as the Mafia.

And town? I warned you. I fuck warned you several times, you would have opportunities to SCREW YOURSELF over. And you took several of them.

Day 1 you lynched the Jester.
Successive days you IGNORED ORG BLOCKING THE UBERCOP OVER AND OVER which alone was enough to cement how much you deserved to lose.
Then you lynched the survivor who is NK immune - the survivor designed SPECIFICALLY to be as pro-town as a survivor CAN be.
You fell for the RTD Player role's Death Miller thing despite that he had warned you several times and that he would NEVER choose the Mayor of Can Town.

[Cheeetar]

D:

[Vector]

Sorry for the poor scumplay near the end, dudes >_>

Well, anyway.  Here ends an epic game

[Zai]

I kind of wish I had gotten to live through a night, though. Being Pirate would be funny and possibly lead to my lynching the next day. ♥

[Leafsnail]

Huh?  Do you dislike Wayward Vagabond so, ToonyMan?

Actually, the main thing, in my opinion, was the fact that Citizen Tab appeared to have remained unused.

I think the mafia also made quite a few mistakes though -

- Forgetting about SHADOWdump's fake 3 word restriction, and getting caught over it
- Not considering the possibility of non-sane inspections on Spartacus - inspecting each other could've helped
- Blocking webadict again and again instead of just taking him out
- Blatant shielding from Vector towards the end
- Claim messup that lead to CK's lynch
- Leaving some hints as to who my scumbuddies were from my day 1 behaviour

But most of these things happened to late to make a real impact on the course of the game.  And Envy didn't die, making it ok.  Thank's Glyph.

[Pandarsenic]

Oh, and you all went against Webadict's VERY good suggestion to massclaim. I am honestly confident that would've broken the scum.

[Cheeetar]

I think this may have been the longest not Paranormal Mafia ever.

[Vector]

Oh, and you all went against Webadict's VERY good suggestion to massclaim. I am honestly confident that would've broken the scum.

Yeah, it would've.  I still don't really know how to fakeclaim well >_>


I feel like, at the end, the real problem was that everyone was just too tired.  The scum made rookie mistakes; the town made rookie mistakes; we were in general just exhausted and couldn't catch anything anymore.

The other massive error we made was failure to save Leafsnail's takeover for later.  It could have been quite useful in conjunction with the plantlaser.

Ah, well... we won, and I suppose that's what matters.

[Leafsnail]

My replacement was useful in quite a few ways though - it gave us a busser, created huge amounts of WIFOM (Eduren was basically lynched on those grounds) and also forced dakarian to waste a lot of his time on the defensive.