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[Pandarsenic]

"Enough of this!" Toony declares, abruptly grabbing an axe and approaching RedWarrior0. "You're obviously scum! Look at all that... delicious green... scum on you!"

"Those are needles! I'm a freakin' pine tree!" RedWarrior0 protests. "A tree!"

"Then it's fitting that I kill you with an axe!" Toony replies, swinging it into RedWarrior0's side. RedWarrior0 cries out with his unusually functional tree-vocal-cords.

"I'll take you with me, you monster! I produce oxygen and fight damage to the ozone layer! What do you do for the planet?" RedWarrior0 declares angrily as Toony swings the axe into RedWarrior0's side, delivering the final blow. RedWarrior0's trunk ruptures and he falls atop ToonyMan, who in his shock at his terrible crime is unable to bring himself to move. RedWarrior0 now lacks his roots, so he is essentially dead, but Toony has been crushed beneath his wooden form.

Tree - SURVIVOR
  You're a Tree. You specialize in the ancient art of Arboreal Boxing, and will punch out the first person who attempts to nightkill you. While they're unconscious, you will check their identity and alignment. You are a Survivor. If you are lynched, the person who hammered you will realize the damage he has done to the environment by killing you and commit suicide. You win if you are alive when the game ends.

ToonyMan, however - no wonder he hammered RedWarrior0, he must have been attracted to the green needles!

Mayor of Can Town - MAFIA
  MAFIA MEMBER. You are the Mayor of Can Town. Your beloved town is in danger. Luckily, you have been approached by several Nice Men who will help you defend it. You may send one of your Can Agents on a mission each night. They will lay down their lives in their final service to their town. Each Agent is/has a one-shot ability.
Agent Corn: Agent Corn can make any player he is fed to immune to any interference with his actions that night; all redirects, roleblocks, bussing, etc., will be ignored by him.
Agent Peas: Agent Peas can spill his contents across the ground. Because the peas he contains are frozen, the person he interacts with will be tripped (roleblocked) if they attempt to leave their house.
Citizen Tab: Citizen Tab is a brave can, with absolute devotion to Can Town. If needed, he will lay down his life in a furious attack that will kill his target and anyone who interacts with his target directly. But not beyond that. I learned my lesson. He will likely lose his life in the process, however.
Deploying Citizen Tab is a variant of the MAFIAKILL action. The rest are not. The mafia partners are [REDACTED]. You win when it is no longer possible for town to win. The Mafia Chat is at [Redacted]

Night lasts until 11 PM Pacific Monday. Also, fuck Plesioth.

[Pandarsenic]

You wake up to find the severely burned corpse of Diakron in the streets. He was:

Dave Strider
  Wow. You're pretty cool. You can, each night, use ILL BEATS on [PLAYERNAME], which will cause them to spend the night listening to your ILL BEATS and ranting about bands nobody has ever heard of instead of doing... whatever they meant to be doing. At any point during a day phase, you may state in a post "BRO IS ALWAYS BRO" with no other text. Until the end of the day, Bro will stop you from being lynched. You win when all scum are dead.

OZYMANDIAS RULE IS IN EFFECT.

Check your inboxes.

[Pandarsenic]

Oh, and Cheddarius blocked Cheeetar.

Eh heh, whoops, good thing I checked that.

[Pandarsenic]

HAIL TO THE KING OF KINGS!

HAIL, KING DAKARIAN!

HAIL, KING DAKARIAN!

King Dakarian, King of Kings, has one vote.

The remaining players have 0 votes.

Therefore, requirement is 1 vote to hammer.

No lynch immunities do not work against a King of Kings.

Spartacus Rule is no longer in effect.

[Cheeetar]

I was wrong in the end, but by a series of extremely fortunate events a scum still died. I have no clue who scum is at the moment, but I'm leaning towards the people who jumped in early on my gambit, as they would have had the knowledge that it would be lynching two town were Redwarrior0 a SS, and one if he were not.

[Cheeetar]

Also: Did anybody find scum in their investigations? My investigation/protection of Dakarian was blocked, but I'm pretty sure he's town.

[Vector]

Also: Did anybody find scum in their investigations? My investigation/protection of Dakarian was blocked, but I'm pretty sure he's town.

Yup.  Cheddarius is scum.

[Cheeetar]

That was the result of your investigation? If so, why didn't you vote him immediately?

[Vector]

That was the result of your investigation? If so, why didn't you vote him immediately?

...

What are you talking about?  I don't have a vote, and the thread was locked until recently.

[Cheeetar]

Oh, right. I meant vote him immediately, as in vote him in the post in which you said he was scum per your investigations. What are the results of everyone elses investigations?

[Cheeetar]

Or, Dakarian could just straight out lynch Cheddarius and if he isn't town then we lynch Vector tommorow.

[Vector]

Or, Dakarian could just straight out lynch Cheddarius and if he isn't town then we lynch Vector tommorow.

I'm vaguely confused.  Is there some reason why you want to lynch me if Cheddarius flips scum?

[Cheeetar]

Because you lied about your investigation.

[Cheeetar]

Oh. If he isn't scum*.

[Mephansteras]

I was going to say that Cheddarius was definitely scum for blocking Diakron the night he died, but it seems Cheeetar was blocked instead.

I was a dingbat and completely forgot I had an investigation (I'm used to having no night actions this game), so I don't have any results.

dak, what are your thoughts?