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[eerr]

If I was a girl, I'd go for someone rambling and goofy. More fun than the boring, serious ones.

I prefer stable guys myself. Goofy dudes are good as buddies, and that's it. But that's just me. Like Muz says, there is someone who'll like you for you, unless you're utterly, irredeemably insane.

Mmmmm, stable?

[Vester]

... not unstable?

I guess, yeah, boring and serious. Predictable.

[Jude]

"goofy" often = immature and unreliable

Also do yourself a favor and never, ever listen to a guy saying "well if I was a girl I would like a guy who does x and y"

because he's not a girl and that makes all the difference, plus he's probably just projecting himself into imaginary girls' desires

[Vester]

Or worse, it comes off as

"Well, if I were a girl, I would like a guy who has QUALITIES SIMILAR TO MYSELF"

Seriously. Dating a guy because he's goofy and rambling doesn't sound like a good foundation for a relationship to me.

[Jude]

Or worse, it comes off as

"Well, if I were a girl, I would like a guy who has QUALITIES SIMILAR TO MYSELF"

Basically

Seriously. Dating a guy because he's goofy and rambling doesn't sound like a good foundation for a relationship to me.

Ya also, since when is a guy either "goofy and rambling" or "serious and boring"

Nice false dichotomy guys too bad there's other options such as "mature and has it together"

[Kagus]

Nice false dichotomy guys too bad there's other options such as "mature and has it together"

What, you mean like...  you?

[Jude]

Nice false dichotomy guys too bad there's other options such as "mature and has it together"

What, you mean like...  you?

Well I'd hardly be cocky, but I would go so far as to say I'm more mature than a guy whose selling point to a girl is that he's "rambling and goofy"

[AtomicPaperclip]

What works for me is to just ACT confident, and ACT like you're not as interested as she is.

You don't actually have to be confident, and you can love her to death.

Applies to online and offline I guess.

[Jude]

having a nutsack big enough to bring your groceries home goes a long way

although there are some things it won't help you overcome

[Footkerchief]

Jude speaks the truth.  My genitalia have been described as a bag of red potatoes garnished with a jumbo cucumber and each week I literally have sex with 3+ women labeled by an independent panel of bros as "Wicked Hot."

[Kagus]

I literally have sex with 3+ women

I never knew NPC's could have enchantment levels.

And I've seen a man who uses his testicles as a bean bag chair.  I don't believe he gets much luck with the ladies.


But then again, I've got a decidedly average set of genitalia, so I'm probably just jealous of having a trouser snake that takes a swim every time I sit on the loo.

[Rilder]

My genitalia are slightly below average honestly.

and holy fuck am I a grower... 

[Kagus]

The only thing that makes me feel worse than seeing this thread degenerate from personalities to penises is knowing that I contributed to it.

I blame the AM.

[Footkerchief]

I never knew NPC's could have enchantment levels.

Um, a real bro knows that women are just items.  I guess you have small testicles.

(on a serious note, don't turn this into earnest discussion of one's genitalia, please)

[Rilder]

Oh yeah, and I met my GF online, when we were like 14 in a game, 5 years later we kinda fell for each other...